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Section 31

@section-31.bsky.social
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A kindler, gentler Section 31. Or at least that's what we're saying now.

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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I know we've often engaged in extrajudicial activities, overthrown countless governments, and have fucked around with the multiverse, but even *we* draw the line at Flock cameras from 21st century Earth.
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Guess who's back, back again? Section's back, tell a friend.
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Guess who's back, back again? Section's back, tell a friend.
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Hi all, this is @twicelostgeek.bsky.social, the person behind this account. I'm utterly sickened by my country choosing fascism over progress and fear that things will become much, much worse before they get better.
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
We are currently investigating Mr. Dukat for fraud, bribery, and for dealings with the Pah-Wraiths.
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
For all of my followers located in the USA in the year 2024: go vote! It's imperative to the timeline that Trump not be reelected!
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and we were #6,170,886.
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #6,170,886, Section 31 ‪@section-31.bsky.social‬, joined on Aug 15, 2024"
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
Alright, who jammed our security gate on the DS9 Promenade? @annoyedobrien.bsky.social, you wouldn't happen to know anything about this, would you?
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
This is the worst fucking timeline.
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
... @annoyedobrien.bsky.social please confine Captain Riker to the nearest airlock, please.
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 20/08/2024
@annoyedobrien.bsky.social and how exactly did Commander Data happen to lose his finger?
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 20/08/2024
Now hiring: Intern who is willing to be paid in experience and has 10 years worth of experience in time travel. Meet us in the back booth at Quark's.
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
Today I'm at a university in the 21st century. And of course I'm taking full advantage of the opportunity to eat non-replicated food. I'm currently enjoying an iced cafe mocha and a ham and cheese croissant.
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
Well that was one hell of a "shortcut" through a wormhole.
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
@annoyedobrien.bsky.social @replicatorunit.bsky.social @karads9.bsky.social @quark-rp.bsky.social @latinumstomach.bsky.social @captainjellico.bsky.social @hologuyfieri.bsky.social @rockinriker.bsky.social Ha! I found you!
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