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Section 31

@section-31.bsky.social
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A kindler, gentler Section 31. Or at least that's what we're saying now.

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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Troll Face Meme
Alt: Troll Face Meme
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Nah, we're just messing with you, Chief! This is part of our new "have fun with ordinary people" directive.
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That's uncalled for, Major.
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We're *everywhere*
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I know we've often engaged in extrajudicial activities, overthrown countless governments, and have fucked around with the multiverse, but even *we* draw the line at Flock cameras from 21st century Earth.
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Nothing you need to concern yourself with, Commander.
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's appreciated
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Did you save any for us??
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Guess who's back, back again? Section's back, tell a friend.
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Please report to our office on The Prominade
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Guess who's back, back again? Section's back, tell a friend.
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Hi all, this is @twicelostgeek.bsky.social, the person behind this account. I'm utterly sickened by my country choosing fascism over progress and fear that things will become much, much worse before they get better.
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
NOVEMBER FOOLS!
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
SURPRISE!
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
We are currently investigating Mr. Dukat for fraud, bribery, and for dealings with the Pah-Wraiths.
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
For all of my followers located in the USA in the year 2024: go vote! It's imperative to the timeline that Trump not be reelected!
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Just wait until you find the surprise that *I* left for you...
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Come visit our office on the DS9 Promenade.
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
Chief... please report to our office. NOW.
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
"Oops?" The best excuse you have is oops? Looks like it's time to do a little light trimming of your family tree.
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
BRING IT TF ON, CHIEF
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and we were #6,170,886.
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #6,170,886, Section 31 ‪@section-31.bsky.social‬, joined on Aug 15, 2024"
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
Alright, who jammed our security gate on the DS9 Promenade? @annoyedobrien.bsky.social, you wouldn't happen to know anything about this, would you?
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
Good to see you back here, Captain. We'll be watching.
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
We'll allow it.
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
Quick! Capture him!
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
Kindly bring some to our office on the Promenade.
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
Now wait a damn minute...
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
This is the worst fucking timeline.
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
Facts
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
... @annoyedobrien.bsky.social please confine Captain Riker to the nearest airlock, please.
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
Sorry, Quark. We're running a few experiments.
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 20/08/2024
My god - it's the perfect weapon.
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 20/08/2024
@annoyedobrien.bsky.social and how exactly did Commander Data happen to lose his finger?
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 20/08/2024
NO 🙄
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 20/08/2024
Why do you think we're looking for a new intern? The last one was consumed by a T-Rex.
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 20/08/2024
Who let him out of the brig?
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 20/08/2024
Look, Chief. It's not our fault that Wesley Crusher and his damn Travelers keep meddling in galactic events.
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 20/08/2024
Now hiring: Intern who is willing to be paid in experience and has 10 years worth of experience in time travel. Meet us in the back booth at Quark's.
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 20/08/2024
Just a little light timeline maintenance.
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 20/08/2024
Methinks it's high time for a court-martial.
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 20/08/2024
Our office will take a dozen servings.
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 20/08/2024
Gowron's Peppers are how we are able to travel through time.
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 19/08/2024
We'll be there.
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 19/08/2024
We can neither confirm nor deny this.
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
That was the Mirror Me, I swear!
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
Today I'm at a university in the 21st century. And of course I'm taking full advantage of the opportunity to eat non-replicated food. I'm currently enjoying an iced cafe mocha and a ham and cheese croissant.
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
Look Chief, we don't make the rules of space and time. We merely bend them whenever it suits our purposes.
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
Just as long as he doesn't try to deep fry the tribbles...
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Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
We're everywhere.
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