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Holo-Guy Fieri

@hologuyfieri.bsky.social
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WELCOME TO DS9, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES

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Holo-Guy Fieri @hologuyfieri.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Funny story, a guy opens up a restaurant that used to be a pool hall, that got converted into a swimming rink for endangered birds, but then they invested in antique furniture that, get this, they flipped into a taco joint in a funky little part of the Promenade! Now, the health inspector
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Holo-Guy Fieri @hologuyfieri.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
If you know me then you KNOW that I’m ALL about the holiday season!! That’s why I teamed up with a Klingon joint here on DS9 to release a hungry flock of what I can only ASSUME are THEIR version of Cornish Game Hens onto the Promenade!!
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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
// hey, every one of you liberal mother fuckers who thinks that everything that’s going on is no big deal? You voted blue so it’s cool? It’ll shake itself out in the next “election”? Fuck you. You’re part of the problem, nestled in your privilege. Let me remind you: 1/
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Holo-Guy Fieri @hologuyfieri.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Welcome back to DS9, Diners & Dives! Today we’re hittin’ Quark’s Bar and, dig this, sampling EVERY SINGLE ONE of his dishes!! All comped, of course!! I’m starting off with something called The Big Wacko and all I can say is it is ABSOLUTELY on fire!! LITERALLY!!
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Holo-Guy Fieri @hologuyfieri.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Welcome back to DS9, Diners & Dives! Today we’re hittin’ a KLINGON spot that, get this, USED to be a ROMULAN spot until the owners fell on some painsticks & were forced to sell! Check it tho, before THAT it was a Bajouran LAUNDROMAT/NOODLESHOP that specialized in hard cider! Originally a bathhouse,
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Holo-Guy Fieri @hologuyfieri.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Down on the Promenade there’s a diner, used to be owned by a couple of Breen, who then sold it to Quark, who THEN sold it to Jake and Nog, who in turn sold it to a Vulcan couple who, get this, actually OUTSOURCE their cooking to a guy named Frank on Risa, who then ships back the most SCANDALOUS
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Holo-Guy Fieri @hologuyfieri.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
WHO WANTS SNO CONES (FILLED WITH DONKEY SAUCE)
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Holo-Guy Fieri @hologuyfieri.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I HAVE DEEP FRIED A YULE LOG
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Holo-Guy Fieri @hologuyfieri.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH IT’S A RECIPE FOR CORN BAKED HASH
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Holo-Guy Fieri @hologuyfieri.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I COPIED OBRIENS CHILI RECIPE HERE TRY IT NO EAT IT EAT IT HA HA DUDEROONIE I MAY HAVE ADDED A FEW THINGS
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Holo-Guy Fieri @hologuyfieri.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
WELCOME BACK TO DS9, DINERS AND DIVES!! TODAY WE WILL BE DEEP FRYING CANDY
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Holo-Guy Fieri @hologuyfieri.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Who wants uggs and pumpkin spice EVERYTHING?? Come on down to Quarks, I just got hired as executive chef! How? I said I’d work for free, and in exchange, I get to make WHATEVER I want!! Everyone wins! Bodacious!!
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Holo-Guy Fieri @hologuyfieri.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
Welcome back!! Today we’re making a human centipede!!
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Holo-Guy Fieri @hologuyfieri.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
HOORPPHHHHHMMMLLLSH
Guy Fieri is inhaling some kind of food, it’s impossible to tell what it is. He’s unhinged his jaw and his nose is touching the food. The food looks like it might be screaming, impossible though that may seem. Fieri’s frosted tips glow with intensity.
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Holo-Guy Fieri @hologuyfieri.bsky.social · 05/08/2024
SSHHHHHLLLUUURRRRPPH
Holo Guy Fieri. 
Is he wearing a green polo?
Yes. 
Is the collar popped and unbuttoned, making a deep-v?
Absolutely. 
Is his hair frosted and tipped?
To the max. 
Is he drinking what we can only hope is bbq sauce straight out of a squeeze bottle? 
With gusto, yes. 

His eyes are filled with a hunger that can never be satisfied.
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Holo-Guy Fieri @hologuyfieri.bsky.social · 30/07/2024
I DID IT ALL FOR THE FOODIE WHAT THE FOODIE WHAT SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT COOKIE AND DEEP FRY IT (YEAH) DEEP FRY IT (YEAH) DEEP FRY IT (YEAH) DEEP FRY IT (YEAH)
Guy Fieri is wearing a black shirt. Does it say Flavortown? Of course. Is he also wearing a novelty size orange headband-scarf hybrid? Naturally. Is he pointing at you with finger guns? Duh!! In the other hand is he holding a platter of flesh, cheese, fries, and donkey sauce? OBVIOUSLY!!
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Holo-Guy Fieri @hologuyfieri.bsky.social · 27/07/2024
FFFLLLLLPPHHHHPPFFSPHH
Holo Guy Fieri is grinning like a maniac while squirting what we can only hope is some kind of spice onto a…taco? Felafel? Some sort of pita or sandwiches bread with a pile of flesh on it. The sauce stream is strong. Yes just slathering this thing with sauce. Perhaps it’s a time loop. He’s always been slathering. Always will be. Sponsored by Carnival !!
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Holo-Guy Fieri @hologuyfieri.bsky.social · 26/07/2024
RRRAAAAAPPPHHHRRRLLG
Holographic Guy Fieri is wearing a green polo. Hes got bleach blonde frosted tips. Hes got a single earring. Does he have two bracelets? Naturally. A Rolex? Other wrist. You can’t mix bracelets and watches that’s just madness. Guy is just absolutely hog chugging a hamburger. Just destroying the thing. Pieces are flying off. It’s being digested in real time.
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