secretoctopus.bsky.social @secretoctopus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Fuck was it really only six months? It felt like a year and a half. But time makes fools of us all I suppose 120
Reposted by @secretoctopus.bsky.socialDavid C Bell @moviehooligan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026An important lesson Dolly Parton taught us all is that theme park rich is the maximum amount of rich. After that you’ve peaked and should just give the rest to charity. 310920
Reposted by @secretoctopus.bsky.socialPath (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 18/08/2026inside you there are two wolves. each of those wolves contains two wolves. inside all four of those? You guessed it: more wolves. it's not that special. 1412539
Reposted by @secretoctopus.bsky.socialKelly Knox @kelly-knox.com · 08/08/2026had to be done 221270322
Reposted by @secretoctopus.bsky.socialViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 20/06/2026 229351
Reposted by @secretoctopus.bsky.socialThey Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Our new album is out today! A sincere request to help spread the word! 4132011227
secretoctopus.bsky.social @secretoctopus.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Every time I went to explain the vague plot to someone to tell them to watch it I had to double back and say: I know this sounds schlocky but understand it was completely earnest and made me cry 021
secretoctopus.bsky.social @secretoctopus.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Thank you, I feel seen. My brain’s roommates are a monkey that only knows that having fun is important and an alien that wants to help but fucking hates that monkey 110
secretoctopus.bsky.social @secretoctopus.bsky.social · 02/03/2026I think the performance art of physically shoving the priceless handmade violins down a garbage disposal and titling it “AI” be better 010
secretoctopus.bsky.social @secretoctopus.bsky.social · 01/03/2026He is absolutely part of why Alien Resurrection is maybe in my top three favorite Alien movies. I know it’s not like a good movie, but it never stops “never stopping” in a way I can’t help but love 120
secretoctopus.bsky.social @secretoctopus.bsky.social · 28/02/2026I only know a little of the original but somehow the entirety of the Weird Al version I will carry with me forever. 010
Reposted by @secretoctopus.bsky.socialHank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 20/02/2026THEY'RE THRIVING 16142397
secretoctopus.bsky.social @secretoctopus.bsky.social · 14/02/2026I read this in Werner Herzog’s voice and I am worried that I now carry this in my brain forever. 010
Reposted by @secretoctopus.bsky.socialKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 07/02/2026GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊 222334596959
secretoctopus.bsky.social @secretoctopus.bsky.social · 05/02/2026💯 me (old, never encountered Sabrina Carpenter before) to my wife: Is she Dolly Parton 2? Within five minutes she’s doing Dolly song. It feels like a human person shouldn’t have such great chemistry with muppets but I did love it though 120
Reposted by @secretoctopus.bsky.socialbatkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 14/01/2026it hasn’t even been one full year yet 310218
Reposted by @secretoctopus.bsky.socialbatkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 11/11/2025“I’ll just slip into something more comfortable,” I say, walking into the ocean. 233379
Reposted by @secretoctopus.bsky.socialbatkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 07/01/2026I’m just in a transitional moment* right now *between birth and death 55911
Reposted by @secretoctopus.bsky.socialGillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Love this from Guillermo del Toro 35191347531
Reposted by @secretoctopus.bsky.socialKellen 🎃 @thetrueduckman.bsky.social · 25/11/2025No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie. 3643501660
secretoctopus.bsky.social @secretoctopus.bsky.social · 19/11/2025My brain chose to read this in a Herzog voice and I am better for it 000
Reposted by @secretoctopus.bsky.socialbatkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 15/11/2025A recording tells you to leave a message at the tone, then emits a sound unlike any you've heard before. Your neck feels wet—you reach up to find your ear is bleeding. You watch the phone absorb your blood, and the mechanical voice informs you that your message has been received. 310018
secretoctopus.bsky.social @secretoctopus.bsky.social · 14/11/2025They may be vegan, but I think I could argue that they’re not kosher. I’m not Jewish I just like rules. 000
Reposted by @secretoctopus.bsky.socialweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 10/11/2025For twenty years I made a living pretending to know everything while hallucinating wildly and drawing dirty pictures but now AI has taken my job. 439476
Reposted by @secretoctopus.bsky.socialMeredith McClaren @iniquitousfish.bsky.social · 05/11/2025 2695292013
secretoctopus.bsky.social @secretoctopus.bsky.social · 04/11/2025It’s like their angle is that the 1) manic aloof dream girls are real and 2) that’s a bad thing somehow and not an important discovery that we should study 010
secretoctopus.bsky.social @secretoctopus.bsky.social · 31/10/2025This is something I’ve been thinking about for twenty years years and this year I 3d printed my own 1301
secretoctopus.bsky.social @secretoctopus.bsky.social · 27/10/2025I just watched The Naked Gun (2025) and it’s crazy they left this on the cutting room floor. Getting strong B̶o̶s̶s̶ ̶B̶a̶b̶y̶ Naked Gun vibes 020
secretoctopus.bsky.social @secretoctopus.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Their 2024 album Heaven :x: Hell slaps too! They still got, or had it (retired). There is a Star Wars Ep III amv for Pieces that was very important to me twenty years ago and is probably still a load bearing part of my soul 000
secretoctopus.bsky.social @secretoctopus.bsky.social · 26/09/2025You know, I haven’t thought about adult swim shows that air exclusively at 2am in a looong time. Like, before I was old enough to drive. But I am just now realizing that they don’t record the VO at 2am. They just bring that 2am energy to whenever it was recorded…and that makes me so tired. 000
secretoctopus.bsky.social @secretoctopus.bsky.social · 24/09/2025“Could a depressed person do this?!” I ask too loudly and often to my friends and family who know I’m depressed 000
secretoctopus.bsky.social @secretoctopus.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Me wearing only underwear but not properly: oh Abrahams tell me your secret of sanity! 010
secretoctopus.bsky.social @secretoctopus.bsky.social · 17/07/2025This is a terrible bit you’ve committed to and I have admired the hubris. But this is hands down my favorite one 000
secretoctopus.bsky.social @secretoctopus.bsky.social · 06/07/2025I just started my first rewatch since it aired and she has such a handle on the character, immediately. It’s wild that she wasn’t first choice 010
secretoctopus.bsky.social @secretoctopus.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Don’t keep your tool batteries in the garage. I know it doesn’t make any sense, but the temperature swings shorten the life of them. I have that mower/battery too and I think I had to top it off once over the winter. It blinks and wants to sit on the charge 000
secretoctopus.bsky.social @secretoctopus.bsky.social · 02/07/2025I read that in jr high or so (30? years ago) and it has held a load bearing position in my soul ever since 000
secretoctopus.bsky.social @secretoctopus.bsky.social · 02/07/2025This. This is that time has done to us 000
secretoctopus.bsky.social @secretoctopus.bsky.social · 08/05/2025The Gang watches Reboot: Watch This Cyber Space 000
secretoctopus.bsky.social @secretoctopus.bsky.social · 26/04/2025In the Cars (2006) vein Mater’s Tall Tales (Cars shorts) are not the worst thing my three year old watches regularly. There are some repeated joke structures including the Miats. A couple ones I laugh too hard at are El Materdor and Tokyo Mater (the cop joke killed me). 010
Reposted by @secretoctopus.bsky.socialsky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 04/04/2025If you ever find me in the bowels of a heavily guarded laboratory, peacefully suspended in a large tube of bubbling liquid, please mind your own business. 333116771
Reposted by @secretoctopus.bsky.socialmiKILL Swaim 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Cartoon dog bequeathing the burning world to his child and hoping against hope they won't have to shoulder the entire balance of suffering humanity is due: "This is thine." 2273
secretoctopus.bsky.social @secretoctopus.bsky.social · 07/02/2025I’ve had to earth ground my whole desk since I had my basement epoxy coated. Some dielectric shenanigans goin on year round in dry Colorado (but obvs way worse in the winter) 000
