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A small but knowing clown

@secretlybirds.bsky.social
127 followers 182 following 505 posts

She/her artist, anthropology nerd, QA, general freak

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A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
When my zoomer friend call me I'm like wow... we really are friends 🥹
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
8 hrs of sleep for everybody in the zohran for nyc font
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Bath addicts be like “Just one more near fainting episode as I ascend from the scalding waters of this cleansing vessel”
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A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Good morning to New York City and Zohran Mamdani only
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a group of young men are dancing in a park . one of the men is wearing glasses and a hoodie .
Alt: One man looks smug while everyone else freaks out celebrating
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
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A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Deaf character in a sci fi show and they have people learn sign language instead of giving him some tech doodad hell yeah
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A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Got a new large bubblegum pink crossbody bag in a charity shop today for £4, been looking for one similar for a while, put the bag in had on inside it and got acompliment from a girl within the hour 😌😌😌
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A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I would like to curl up in a lap right now but I'll just have to settle for a cat curled up in mine
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A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Everything is just so, Produce!!! Consume!!! What if I want to just sit and listen to the birds. What then
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A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Cheered up by a pug refusing to go off on its walk cause we were making eye contact
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A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
How many times in a day can a person flip off their computer? Let's find out
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A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
U gotta trust the process - the process is i freak out and cry about it, dance it off in the evening then wash my hair, wake up early furious about it, then show up early drink a lot of coffee and get it done
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A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Completed 3 tickets before 9am 😌💅
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a close up of a sonic the hedgehog holding a red balloon .
Alt: a close up of a sonic the hedgehog running really fast
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A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Are you ready to die David Harbour
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A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Parents have the tv at volumes potentially previously unheard by humans
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A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I tried to fix my posture now my back hurts
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a man wearing glasses and a green jacket is sitting on a train .
Alt: a person wearing glasses and a green jacket screams
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A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I will slav squat anywhere, you can't stop me
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A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Mirrored sunglasses are the noise cancelling headphones of the eyes
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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Don't like the term "douchecanoe," you're not improving the insult. Don't even know what that means
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A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
"They're trolling" ooooh so they know what they're doing is bad and wrong, and that's supposed to make it....better??
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A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
It should be more acceptable to silently beat box in public
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A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I have a date in a few hours so obviously I am feeling deranged
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A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Sorry can you repeat that I didn't catch it, my cat is yelling at me and I'm eating a hallumi wrap and throwing salad everywhere
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A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Jenny Maroney voice: brain no work good
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A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
What's it called when it feels like your brain is squinting
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A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Took a nap and had really stressed dreams and woke up drenched in sweat
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the word failure is displayed in purple and white on a black background
Alt: the word failure is displayed in purple and white on a black background
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A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Flatmate asked if the cat had breakfast yet and i accidentally said "I've eaten her"
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a close up of a woman 's face with a white shirt on .
Alt: Woman makes a shocked face
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A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
It's crazy to be a country singer but have the last name Urban
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A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Save me UKG 140+ bpm.... UKG..... UKG 140+ bpm save me....
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A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Coming to the conclusion that when people are weird about others "labelling" themselves or othets, they are rejecting the concept underlying the "label". They have no problem with "labels" such as "person" for example 🌝
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A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Hungover yesterday so I spent the whole day watching relaxing architect home tour videos and dozing with the cat, 10/10 perfect
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
*smacking the side of the phone* Give me happier information
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I scream, you scream, we all scream cuz it’s all fucked. So very, very fucked.
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A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Tried to ask yes or no questions to a dev today but was BESET by riddles instead 😔
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 18/09/2025
logging off
HULK WILL SLEEP NOW, AND MAYBE WHEN HULK WAKES UP- -
-- EVERYTHING THAT HAS MADE HULK TIRED WILL BE CHANGED!
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A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
There really is a limit to the return on investment when holding words in a body of text. Baby my dyslexic ass CANNOT read that
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 11/09/2025
For all the whining and crying about "bullying" online, saying that you have to mourn a guy who advocated for your death is like the prime example of how bullying works
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A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Just had a baby/1 Yr old stare and point and smile at me as she was carried down the street 🥹
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The Barbican is a relatively recent building complex but it just feels totally beyond the capacity of our society to make anything this cool now, like the remnant of some fallen civilisation whose ruins we live amidst.
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 09/09/2025
I don't really care if the future is short videos. I like words. Words have gotten me this far and I'm gonna stick with 'em for the duration
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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
i don't know what the source of this video is but I love it
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A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Dam OK people on this street never seen someone slav squat against a wall in the sun to smoke I guess 😒
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A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
The cat woke me at 7 yelling for breakfast. I got up & fed her and went back to bed. At 8.30 she is yelling again, insistent I wake up. I'm annoyed and we argue. No 2nd breakfast! I make coffee, she is still yelling. I pick her up and take her to the bed for fuss & cuddles. She is happy & purring
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A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
No it's fine, I just spent 20 minutes on hold to make an appointment last week, with the on hold message playing every 30 seconds, so that's 40 total on hold pre-recorded messages, only to have them text to say they cancelled it and I need to call back to make another appointment
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
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A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Cannot enjoy my rich fancy tapas dinner due to pickled onion monster munch induced mouth burns 😔
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