A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 13/11/2025When my zoomer friend call me I'm like wow... we really are friends 🥹 000
Reposted by A small but knowing clownregular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 08/11/2025 212847474
Reposted by A small but knowing clownterror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Bath addicts be like “Just one more near fainting episode as I ascend from the scalding waters of this cleansing vessel” 211010
A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Good morning to New York City and Zohran Mamdani onlymedia.tenor.coma group of young men are dancing in a park . one of the men is wearing glasses and a hoodie .Alt: One man looks smug while everyone else freaks out celebrating 010
Reposted by A small but knowing clownPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 04/11/2025on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people 103115521873
A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Deaf character in a sci fi show and they have people learn sign language instead of giving him some tech doodad hell yeah 000
A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Got a new large bubblegum pink crossbody bag in a charity shop today for £4, been looking for one similar for a while, put the bag in had on inside it and got acompliment from a girl within the hour 😌😌😌 100
A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 30/10/2025I would like to curl up in a lap right now but I'll just have to settle for a cat curled up in mine 000
A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Everything is just so, Produce!!! Consume!!! What if I want to just sit and listen to the birds. What then 010
A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Cheered up by a pug refusing to go off on its walk cause we were making eye contact 000
A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 28/10/2025How many times in a day can a person flip off their computer? Let's find out 000
A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 28/10/2025U gotta trust the process - the process is i freak out and cry about it, dance it off in the evening then wash my hair, wake up early furious about it, then show up early drink a lot of coffee and get it done 100
A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Completed 3 tickets before 9am 😌💅media.tenor.coma close up of a sonic the hedgehog holding a red balloon .Alt: a close up of a sonic the hedgehog running really fast 010
A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Parents have the tv at volumes potentially previously unheard by humans 000
A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 24/10/2025I tried to fix my posture now my back hurtsmedia.tenor.coma man wearing glasses and a green jacket is sitting on a train .Alt: a person wearing glasses and a green jacket screams 000
A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 24/10/2025I will slav squat anywhere, you can't stop me 000
A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Mirrored sunglasses are the noise cancelling headphones of the eyes 000
Reposted by A small but knowing clownMr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Don't like the term "douchecanoe," you're not improving the insult. Don't even know what that means 3137717
A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 21/10/2025"They're trolling" ooooh so they know what they're doing is bad and wrong, and that's supposed to make it....better?? 000
A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 20/10/2025It should be more acceptable to silently beat box in public 100
A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 18/10/2025I have a date in a few hours so obviously I am feeling deranged 100
A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Sorry can you repeat that I didn't catch it, my cat is yelling at me and I'm eating a hallumi wrap and throwing salad everywhere 000
A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Jenny Maroney voice: brain no work good 000
A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 15/10/2025What's it called when it feels like your brain is squinting 100
A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Took a nap and had really stressed dreams and woke up drenched in sweatmedia.tenor.comthe word failure is displayed in purple and white on a black backgroundAlt: the word failure is displayed in purple and white on a black background 010
A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Flatmate asked if the cat had breakfast yet and i accidentally said "I've eaten her"media.tenor.coma close up of a woman 's face with a white shirt on .Alt: Woman makes a shocked face 110
A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 02/10/2025It's crazy to be a country singer but have the last name Urban 000
A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Save me UKG 140+ bpm.... UKG..... UKG 140+ bpm save me.... 100
A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Coming to the conclusion that when people are weird about others "labelling" themselves or othets, they are rejecting the concept underlying the "label". They have no problem with "labels" such as "person" for example 🌝 100
A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Hungover yesterday so I spent the whole day watching relaxing architect home tour videos and dozing with the cat, 10/10 perfect 000
Reposted by A small but knowing clowndonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 19/09/2025*smacking the side of the phone* Give me happier information 220959
Reposted by A small but knowing clownMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18/09/2025I scream, you scream, we all scream cuz it’s all fucked. So very, very fucked. 10401108
A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Tried to ask yes or no questions to a dev today but was BESET by riddles instead 😔 110
Reposted by A small but knowing clownMehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job. 11666661015955
Reposted by A small but knowing clowncult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 18/09/2025logging off 114433
A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 18/09/2025There really is a limit to the return on investment when holding words in a body of text. Baby my dyslexic ass CANNOT read that 100
Reposted by A small but knowing clownChicken Puppet 🏳️⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 11/09/2025For all the whining and crying about "bullying" online, saying that you have to mourn a guy who advocated for your death is like the prime example of how bullying works 7588103
A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Just had a baby/1 Yr old stare and point and smile at me as she was carried down the street 🥹 000
Reposted by A small but knowing clownlastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 11/09/2025The Barbican is a relatively recent building complex but it just feels totally beyond the capacity of our society to make anything this cool now, like the remnant of some fallen civilisation whose ruins we live amidst. 1530144
Reposted by A small but knowing clownThe Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 09/09/2025I don't really care if the future is short videos. I like words. Words have gotten me this far and I'm gonna stick with 'em for the duration 974218568
Reposted by A small but knowing clownAthlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 10/09/2025i don't know what the source of this video is but I love it 4245711371
A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Dam OK people on this street never seen someone slav squat against a wall in the sun to smoke I guess 😒 100
A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 06/09/2025The cat woke me at 7 yelling for breakfast. I got up & fed her and went back to bed. At 8.30 she is yelling again, insistent I wake up. I'm annoyed and we argue. No 2nd breakfast! I make coffee, she is still yelling. I pick her up and take her to the bed for fuss & cuddles. She is happy & purring 100
A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 04/09/2025No it's fine, I just spent 20 minutes on hold to make an appointment last week, with the on hold message playing every 30 seconds, so that's 40 total on hold pre-recorded messages, only to have them text to say they cancelled it and I need to call back to make another appointment 000
Reposted by A small but knowing clownCRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 02/09/2025 364691711
A small but knowing clown @secretlybirds.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Cannot enjoy my rich fancy tapas dinner due to pickled onion monster munch induced mouth burns 😔 000