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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Apart from the blatant racism, this dweeb seems to think that since it’s named “Baptist Hospital”, only Baptists should work there. 😂

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Pfizer scientist: We’ve created a drug that allows elderly men to get erections. Pfizer executive: Sounds profitable, but could there be a downside? Scientist: What’s the worst that could happen?

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Jesus fucking Christ. Have they run out of people to hate, so they’re going after the furries now?

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Just once I want to see an op-ed that says Democratic overreach is a response to racism, sexism and transphobia among Republicans.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Few people have deserved their fall from power as much as Bolton.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

At least with the almonds you get tasty almonds.

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UK 🇬🇧 🤝 🇺🇦 □ @ukbastard.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Donald Trump’s Board of Peace fund is empty Despite $17bn in pledges, organisation is stuck in limbo with no money flowing to projects in Gaza archive.is/2026.05.27-0...

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Hypothesis: Hack wringing hands over government-provided diapers for poor people as an abuse of taxpayers has defended Trump’s ballroom Methodology: Search Conclusion: yeop

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Parents listening to medical advice from a former heroin addict environmental lawyer who collects penises off roadkill instead of their child’s pediatrician shows how messed up things have gotten. www.propublica.org/article/more...

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Babies Are Bleeding to Death as Parents Reject a Vitamin Shot Given at Birth

A lifesaving injection given at birth to prevent severe bleeding has become collateral damage of the anti-vaccine movement.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

My statement on the end of the old InfoWars, and the imminent beginning of a much better one.

“Good riddance to the world’s worst rubbish,” The Onion’s CEO, Ben Collins, wrote in a text to MS NOW. “The second this man is disallowed from abusing these courts, from paying out the $1.4 billion he owes to these families, we are ready to take over with something that will make you forget about what was ever there before. We have a deal with both the Sandy Hook families and the court-appointed receiver, and we look forward to taking over this hellhole imminently.”

“War is over, if you want it,” Collins said, quoting Yoko Ono and John Lennon.

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They Call Me Gary @theycallmegary.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

😖 More than 10,000 veterans lost their homes to foreclosure since May of last year, when the Trump administration shut down a key safety net in the VA home loan program. . www.npr.org/2026/04/02/n...

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Trump's VA killed a home loan program. Vets are now losing their homes because of it

Foreclosures on VA loans are at their highest level in a decade. VA has a fix but it is months away and could still leave vets worse off than most other homeowners.

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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Wasn’t the administration telling Iranians that they should rise up and overthrow the regime? And now they’re like, “On second thought, theocracy isn’t so bad.” How can they suck this much at messaging?

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Wordle 1,717 2/6 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

This paragraph from the article is hilarious. If Loomer is worried about Means’ conflicts of interest, I have bad news for her regarding everyone else in this administration.

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Scott 🌊(OC SoCal) @skinoc.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Classic.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

The Puppy Bowl gets about 13 million viewers.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

The Seahawks need to get the ball to the one yard line then bring out Marshawn Lynch to ceremoniously run in the last touchdown.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

We are one quarter from the first touchdownless Super Bowl in history.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Ngl, no penalties though almost an entire half is kind of impressive.

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Kev Lucky,unashamedly wobbly.. @kev-lucky.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Surprised that the show still airs after it was tainted forever by the US franchise.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

No,no, you don’t understand. These shows aren’t all in the same universe. Munch exists in all universes.

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Corey O'Neill @coreyoneill.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Excellent frame by frame analysis by Brenna Perez: www.tiktok.com/@perezbrenna...

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

This is insane. For the love of god, can one of these fucking interviewers just stand up and say, THIS IS FUCKING INSANE!

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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids? Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Every Republican accusation is an admission theory remains undefeated.

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Steve Ross @stephen2believein.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

This hasn't aged well, has it?

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

That was the worst attempt at a hook-and-ladder play I have ever seen.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

It's a nod to patron saint Groucho Marx and a reference (an extremely obscure one?) to a once popular 80s-90s indie comic called Cerebus whose creator slowly and then all at once went around the bend.

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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Lol I’m at a restaurant watching MNF and some dude mansplaining TO ME who John Madden was.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Aw shit, I saw “Nope”. I know where this is heading.

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Governor Newsom Press Office @govpressoffice.gov.ca.gov · 29/12/2025

Seems like fraud, waste, and abuse to us

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Patrick De Klotz @patdeklotz.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

So a couple things about this.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

I actually don’t have anything important to say. I’m just stretching my legs.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

TIL that Bari Weiss had a bust of herself placed at the entrance of her fake university in Austin and, well, see for yourself 🤣

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/12/2025

BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...

muellershewrote.com

WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment

I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.

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