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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 2h

Dennis Hastert dead Jim Bakker dead They say deaths always come in 3…

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Fingers Crossed

ALT: Fingers Crossed

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This is how right wing Twitter reacted when Gianforte said he wants to SELL more Montana products too India. But don’t you dare call them racist.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

People who call the US a “high trust” society are the same ones who want to bring semi-automatic weapons when they go to Walmart.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I see MAGAts touting that there are so few illegal border crossings this year. Maybe that’s because they don’t want to come to this shithole anymore.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Of course, there were secret documents about climate change that were leaked, but those were from oil companies admitting it was real.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Literally every other country allows their people to go to Cuba.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Apart from the blatant racism, this dweeb seems to think that since it’s named “Baptist Hospital”, only Baptists should work there. 😂

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Over on Twitter, the mediocre white men are now demanding affirmative action for their pasty assess.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Nobody talks about how Jeffrey Dahmer stopped eating people.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Wait until you learn about “Continuum” magazine. It was an HIV denialist magazine. Everyone who worked there had HIV and refused to take antiretrovirals because they believed HIV didn’t cause AIDS. It shut down in 2000 after they all died of AIDS.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

SCOTUS already let him get away with it for his precious ballroom…but this just might be to dumb even for them.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The Wrigley company has been getting free publicity off the Cubs for a century.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I don’t know. I would be pretty terrified if a chipmunk tried to stab me with a mini harpoon.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

He always talks about ratings. He still thinks he’s on a reality TV show.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I think he’s saying this because it will be harder to challenge in court if he claims it’s for “national security”.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

MAGA will say it’s worth it to keep transsexuals out of the WNBA.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

ADL couldn’t bring themselves to condemn a man giving the Nazi salute at the presidential inauguration! Talk about fucking up your main job.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Nothing wrong with Christopher Cross, but hard to dance to.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I’m trying to imagine what lame ass play set he wanted.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Remember, according to JK Rowling, this is a man. 😆

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Oh no, who could have predicted this other than anyone who thought about it for 5 seconds?

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

When I saw the original trailer, I didn’t realize it was a documentary. I thought it was a new psychological horror film.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I’m sorry…75? 75?! There’s no way to achieve statistical significance with a sample size that small.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Yeah, well my dishwasher has been broken for two months and I’m not getting laid any more often.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Normally I’d say you can’t get upset at a criminal defense attorney for defending a criminal, but this is just influence peddling for pardons.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

No, but I’m sure his opponent will be questioned for days about how the cousin of one of his interns was once photographed wearing a “Free Palestine” button.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Pfizer scientist: We’ve created a drug that allows elderly men to get erections. Pfizer executive: Sounds profitable, but could there be a downside? Scientist: What’s the worst that could happen?

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

So Minnesota fans were booing one of the visiting players? Wow, has Riley ever attended a basketball game before?

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Oh man, basketball fans were booing a player on the opposing team? Unprecedented!

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I’ve also seen it used to argue that people under 30 shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Your typical patient doesn’t have medical training. Part of your job is to educate them as to what their symptoms could indicate.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Also “our brains don’t finish developing until 30”.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

So they thought a guy who bankrupted a casino would be better for the economy?

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

It’s not difficult to figure out what’s going on. Hegseth is having a midlife crisis, and he’s grasping at anything to preserve his flagging manhood, be it hormones or toxic masculinity Jesus freaks.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Warren Beatty has dedicated his golden years to fucking over the Tribune Company by denying them use of their own IP, and I salute him for it.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I personally prefer the term “blueAnon”, just because it’s a better pun.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Well, yes. But there’s a difference between buying influence and literally altering vote counts. Elon is capable of the former but probably not the latter.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

The problem with the “Elon rigged the election” conspiracies is that Musk isn’t actually that good of an engineer.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Jesus fucking Christ. Have they run out of people to hate, so they’re going after the furries now?

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I’ll shake hands with a patient if they hold out their hand, but I never offer my hand. Of course, I immediately have to sanitize my hands afterwards. By this point, most patients understand why I don’t shake hands and avoid putting me in that awkward position.

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