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Secretary of Balloon Doggies

@secballoondogs.bsky.social

5.2K followers 4.5K following 1.8K posts

I didn’t ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the balloon doggies demanded it!

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This is how right wing Twitter reacted when Gianforte said he wants to SELL more Montana products too India. But don’t you dare call them racist.

Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

How it started/ How it’s going.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Apart from the blatant racism, this dweeb seems to think that since it’s named “Baptist Hospital”, only Baptists should work there. 😂

Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Pfizer scientist: We’ve created a drug that allows elderly men to get erections. Pfizer executive: Sounds profitable, but could there be a downside? Scientist: What’s the worst that could happen?

Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Jesus fucking Christ. Have they run out of people to hate, so they’re going after the furries now?

Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

What is this abomination!

Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Life comes at you fast.

Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

A book based on a movie based on a book? Don’t laugh, this kind of thing has actually happened numerous times.

Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

She knows what’s coming.

Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

No way! It was such an unremarkable day.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I see Hunter is finally taking my advice.

Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

This you?

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Whenever I see this argument…

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

And another swing and miss…

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Spotted in San Diego

Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

This paragraph from the article is hilarious. If Loomer is worried about Means’ conflicts of interest, I have bad news for her regarding everyone else in this administration.

Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Believe it or not, I’ve discovered an even worse version of the “liberals are responsible of racism” argument.

Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

The Puppy Bowl gets about 13 million viewers.

Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

This might have been too much for even them to ignore.

Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Apparently, shooting a white man was a step too far…

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

For fuck’s sake. The reason Vermont opened up COVID vax to more minorities wasn’t white guilt. Minorities a) were 33% less likely to be vaccinated and b) more likely to be hospitalized with Covid complications.

Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Finally! @devincow.bsky.social

Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

I actually don’t have anything important to say. I’m just stretching my legs.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

TIL that Bari Weiss had a bust of herself placed at the entrance of her fake university in Austin and, well, see for yourself 🤣

Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Guess when this book came out.

Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Thar he blows!

Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Dude also posted this today. I think he might just be a troll.

Secretary of Balloon Doggies @secballoondogs.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

What I love about Bluesky is that a joke about baseball can turn into a discussion of Kurt Vonnegut’s later works.