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Sebastian Deken

@sebsational.bsky.social
1.6K followers 806 following 2.3K posts

I owe you one, so I'm gonna jam up your opera! Author of FINAL FANTASY VI for @bossfightbooks.com: bit.ly/final-fantasy-vi Contributor and executive officer @popheist.com he/him/homo

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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
this is stuck in my head like a song
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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
@rhymeswithibiza.bsky.social as promised on twitter in 2023, i am saying hi three years later, almost (exactly) to the day
a twitter screenshot of me promising to remember to say hi three years to the day after june 30, 2023
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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
get your Encarta ’95 CDs out of storage, kids, bc they’ll be coming for wikipedia next
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Pop Heist @popheist.com · 04/06/2026
A new age is dawning for G.I. Joe's most unjustly maligned villains. Let Pop Heist's Web of Remembrance tell the tale. buff.ly/CWbngLR
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The Complete History of Cobra-La
A new age is dawning for G.I. Joe's most unjustly maligned villains. Let Pop Heist's Web of Remembrance tell the tale.
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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
having a real hard time deciding who has the most punchable face here
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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
brett has been working hard on this piece for a long time, and I am SO EXCITED for folks to be able to read it!
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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
nothing hits quite like your head hits a cinder block wall after you fall down the stairs, leaving you with a minor concussion
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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
we really should get a mulligan on the bisesquicentennial when we have an even slightly competent administration
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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
if’s giving Niles II: Wrath of Crane
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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
maybe it’s bc i’m gay, but isn’t the baby the worst part?
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Brett White @brettwhite.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Long before my hair went gray, I was a "straight" kid with a love for multi-cam TV production who moved to New York to intern for his favorite late night show. Tonight's gonna hurt. popheist.com/late-show-my...
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‘Late Show’ Changed My Life: An Intern’s 2006 MySpace Blog - Pop Heist
Why does the end of 'The Late Show' mean so much to me? Because I crammed four years of a college experience into four months.
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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
anybody out there know where my brother keeps his needle-nose pliers? i can’t find them and he’s not answering my texts
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Pop Heist @popheist.com · 13/05/2026
Israel's participation in Eurovision 2026 has spotlighted the contest's troubled format and governance, causing five countries to withdraw. So where do we go from here?
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The Eurovision 2026 Israel Boycott Explained
Israel's participation in Eurovision 2026 has spotlighted the contest's troubled format and governance, causing five countries to withdraw.
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Eurovangelists @eurovangelists.com · 12/05/2026
We're once again partnering with our pals at @popheist.com to give you an explainer & guide to all the songs in this year's comeptition, just in time for Semi 1, so if you're watching this year, happy Eurovision week everyone!
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Pop Heist @popheist.com · 12/05/2026
Today is the first semi-final of the 2026 Eurovision Song Contest, and @jeremybent.bsky.social of the @eurovangelists.com podcast walks us through all 35 of this year's songs. Which ones bop and which ones flop?
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Eurovision 2026: A Song-by-Song Guide - Pop Heist
Podcaster and Eurovision expert Jeremy Bent (Eurovangelists) breaks down the bops and the flops of this year's 35-song lineup.
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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
oh hey, it's ya boy sebastian popping up in a great piece by @phoenixwritesdown.bsky.social—check it out in the latest issue of the very excellent Unwinnable magazine!
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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
i need a minute
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The meme where there's a sad guy and a happy guy looking at opposite side windows of the bus, except they are upside down. The top of the screen says "suplex" in the display style of q Final Fantasy special attack.
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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
tomodachi life is the wildest game of mad libs. on my island, da chill zone, alyssa edwards is friends with storm from the x-men, and bill pullman has a crush on my sister-in-law
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Felipe Pepe @felipepepe.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
In case you want to read the article, here's the link: medium.com/@felipepepe/...
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The Gentrification of Video Game History
We’re not all suburban kids who got a Nintendo 64 for Christmas
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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
will tomodachi life: living the dream fill the miitomo-shaped hole in my heart?
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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
i want to send this to everyone in my family who uses slop generators
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AI Use Appears to Have a "Boiling Frog" Effect on Human Cognition, New Study Warns
A new study claims to offer the first causal link between AI dependency and cognitive erosion. Researchers warn of long-term implications.
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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
committing arson against a billionaire’s home is what we call “luigi’s mansion”-ing
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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
my brother was at an electronics disposal event over the weekend, and the guy in front of him tossed this in the bin. brother picked it up and took it home. all of it is in working condition. the total cost of this score was $0 and 0¢. i am murderous.
an intact, boxed nintendo 64 with three games, a grey controller and a translucent purple controller, and all cables included.
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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
pope leo said "bitch i am from chicago"
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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
the dubious merits of this list aside, i have only played: -skyrim long enough to figure out that i didn't know what i was doing and never would -cyberpunk 2077 long enough to get past the dick-selection portion of the character design only to realize i probably wouldn't see that dick much if ever
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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
This is FUNDED and now has a STRETCH GOAL. I’m proud of my husband! y’all still interested? check this puppy out!
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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
my husband is VERY CLOSE to having the funding to make this very specific lane of nostalgia a reality! and i want YOU 🫵 to take it over the goal! i have watched him work on this for weeks and i can tell you that no insane detail has been overlooked.
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Fund BOX EAT CARDS: Turn nostalgia into cards you can hold
The inaugural set from BOX EAT CARDS asks the question, "What if the '90, '91, and '92 Marvel Universe cards included G.I. Joe?"
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Brett White @brettwhite.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The world is terrible, my heart is broken, I don't know what I'm doing, but I know this GI JOE trading card Kickstarter got approved so here goes nothing www.kickstarter.com/projects/bre...
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Fund BOX EAT CARDS: Turn nostalgia into cards you can hold
The inaugural set from BOX EAT CARDS asks the question, "What if the '90, '91, and '92 Marvel Universe cards included G.I. Joe?"
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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
he got that rest rooms booty thicc camper ass dumper
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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
🚨🚨ONLY A FEW HOURS LEFT FOR THE DUMBEST SALE IN THE HISTORY OF ONLINE MEDIA🚨🚨
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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Pokopia made everyone cry, right. not just my gay ass?
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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
robyn is a MANIAC
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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ pokemon: pokopia ♥ your favorite adorable talking cartoon animals have been left to die on a ruined planet
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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
it is my birthday! and for my birthday, i would like a full-time job with health care. so i'm doing some SHAMELESS JOB SEEKING! if you need a comms strategist, writer, editor / copy editor, or creative, hit me up! (i do nonprofit fundraising comms specifically, but i can and would do whatever tbh)
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Luna Sy @lunasy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
just saw that video with the tire men. but how do I make this about #FinalFantasy #FFVI
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 16/03/2026
Jesus when he comes back to Earth:
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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
buzzfeed once had a pulitzer-winning newsroom and a roster of killer pop culture writers. and now,
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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
heaven sounds fucking miserable. an eternity hanging around every person i have ever known? no thanks
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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
job hunting should be against the geneva convention
a very sad screenshot showing that i have applied for 121 jobs
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
NO NO NO YOU DON’T GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL tell everyone you know www.freetaxusa.com
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mengo @mengo329.itch.io · 08/03/2026
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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
if there’s one unexpected thing about The Way Things Are Right Now it’s how much i find myself agreeing with the catholic church
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鋼のStephen Meyerink @sjmtaelus.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Now that it's out, I can finally share that I had the pleasure of working on the English localization of the wonderful Pokémon Pokopia alongside a fantastic team! I've been waiting a looong time to see what people think of this one, and we are unbelievably proud of how it turned out!! HAVE FUN!
An excellent Ditto
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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
at this rate, the LA 2028 olympics will just be a clown on a unicycle juggling three medals
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Chris de Hoog @hoogathy.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Pokémon Flavortown & Pokémon Margaritaville
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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
they will load up the subaru and take you on the road trip of a lifetime
art from pokemon winds and pokemon waves: a male pikachu wearing a white wide-brimmed hat, sunglasses, and a white hawaiian shirt with light blue and purple flowers; a female pikachu wearing a light blue white-brimmed ball cap with a yellow logo and a pink flower pinned on, a pink/periwinkle/yellow floral crop top and flowy skirt, and a little blue bow on her tail
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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
this is the ideal make blrdie. you may not like it, but this is what beak performance looks like.
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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
french(-language) television i have watched all or most of over the past month: - HPI - capitaine marleau - astrid et raphaëlle - brocéliande - des gens bien i have started le bureau des légendes, gave candice renoir a shot, and have lupin on my list. i am taking recommendations
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