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and also it happened 90 minutes after getting a rejection letter for a dream job (after three rounds of interviews). nothing hits quite like all of that in succession

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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

nothing hits quite like your head hits a cinder block wall after you fall down the stairs, leaving you with a minor concussion

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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

we really should get a mulligan on the bisesquicentennial when we have an even slightly competent administration

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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

dear seb: always wear your glasses when you’re typing a good joke

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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

if’s giving Niles II: Wrath of Crane

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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

maybe it’s bc i’m gay, but isn’t the baby the worst part?

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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

wow. turns out you can also miss 100% of the shots you do take.

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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

this is the worst thing i have ever seen

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Brett White @brettwhite.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Long before my hair went gray, I was a "straight" kid with a love for multi-cam TV production who moved to New York to intern for his favorite late night show. Tonight's gonna hurt. popheist.com/late-show-my...

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‘Late Show’ Changed My Life: An Intern’s 2006 MySpace Blog - Pop Heist

Why does the end of 'The Late Show' mean so much to me? Because I crammed four years of a college experience into four months.

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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

this was my second guess! he has a worktable where he works on electronics, and all i found were precision screwdrivers, spudgers, and the like :(

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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

update: he answered my texts but does not know where they are

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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

i looked in all of the toolboxes in the garage. all three had their own hammers, screwdrivers, socket wrenches, and complete sets of allen wrenches. all three of them were missing only the needle-nose pliers

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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

anybody out there know where my brother keeps his needle-nose pliers? i can’t find them and he’s not answering my texts

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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

IF THEY JAMMED ALL THE POKÉMON INTO A COMPUTER THEN WHY DIDN’T THEY ALSO TAKE THE COMPUTER WITH THEM TO SPACE WHERE THEY COULD MONITOR AND MAINTAIN IT

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Pop Heist @popheist.com · 13/05/2026

Israel's participation in Eurovision 2026 has spotlighted the contest's troubled format and governance, causing five countries to withdraw. So where do we go from here?

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The Eurovision 2026 Israel Boycott Explained

Israel's participation in Eurovision 2026 has spotlighted the contest's troubled format and governance, causing five countries to withdraw.

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Eurovangelists @eurovangelists.com · 12/05/2026

We're once again partnering with our pals at @popheist.com to give you an explainer & guide to all the songs in this year's comeptition, just in time for Semi 1, so if you're watching this year, happy Eurovision week everyone!

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Pop Heist @popheist.com · 12/05/2026

Today is the first semi-final of the 2026 Eurovision Song Contest, and @jeremybent.bsky.social of the @eurovangelists.com podcast walks us through all 35 of this year's songs. Which ones bop and which ones flop?

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Eurovision 2026: A Song-by-Song Guide - Pop Heist

Podcaster and Eurovision expert Jeremy Bent (Eurovangelists) breaks down the bops and the flops of this year's 35-song lineup.

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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

flag day? full-mast. arbor day? got wood. national donut day? cream-filled. or something about holes. as an artist, i see beauty everywhere

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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

i could probably make horny thanksgiving work! i already have a t-shirt that says “mashed potato slut.” (and because i am heavy on irish ancestry, the shirt works for horny st. patrick’s day, too)

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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

i should probably write more stuff that isn't me being horny for christmas at @popheist.com.

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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

oh hey, it's ya boy sebastian popping up in a great piece by @phoenixwritesdown.bsky.social—check it out in the latest issue of the very excellent Unwinnable magazine!

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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

this is such a great piece—i'm extremely honored to be part of it!

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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

ok honestly i’ll allow this misinterpretation simply because it traces a connection between pro wrestling and midcentury gay smut art

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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

i wish we could do polls on here, because i want to know how many straight people thought he was pretending to be a village person

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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

now that i reread it, the caption is pretty ambiguous 😆

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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

yep! that’s where he is. a very horny way of understanding the assignment, and i am here for it

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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

is the looksmaxxing community aware of tom of finland? i have an idea for a prank

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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

not many people know this but the word “slurpee” is why we have the verb “to slurp” in english. it’s onomatopoeia for the sound you make when slurping a slurpee

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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

very much looking forward to this!!!

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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

tomodachi life is the wildest game of mad libs. on my island, da chill zone, alyssa edwards is friends with storm from the x-men, and bill pullman has a crush on my sister-in-law

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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

if you use it, you are complicit in all of this. if you use it, you are a bad person and you should feel bad. i’m just commenting like most people do. thank you for stopping by. please let the door hit you on the way out.

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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

no one but you is asking this, dude. so “people” aren’t—if a “person” did, i’d tell them generative AI is based on stolen IP and it’s destroying the environment, fucking up power grids, fucking with people’s brains, iputting people out of jobs, and leading the economy straight to the fucking toilet

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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

i’m only like an hour in and everyone on my island is already talking about dick and cock

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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

will tomodachi life: living the dream fill the miitomo-shaped hole in my heart?

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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

who are you and why do you care whether my brothers write their own emails

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Sebastian Deken @sebsational.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Apparently it came off with no residue!

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