SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 19hMy man looks like grown-up AJ Soprano grows his own mushrooms 000
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Zack Snyder describing with disdain a theoretical blockbuster comic book movie people would actually enjoy explains a lot 000
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 11/08/2026“Barely top 10” means the top half of an 18 team conference. Motherfucker, that’s good! They’re the team trying to win most! Still being ahead of Purdue in anything academically despite being held to VERY different football standards should be celebrated! 000
Reposted by SeanIn60Secondsmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 31/07/2026i got too much fuckin wicker on me 1393282
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 30/07/2026The original BAD Show (Ohio State football) was exactly this. Doug: “What if Ezekiel Elliott is like Eddie George but way better?! HUH?!” Bill: (chuckles quietly) “yeah. You gotta credit their wide receivers for blocking downfield though.” Ari: “…I think the moon landing was faked.” 010
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Denis Villeneuve’s ‘The Epic of Gilgamesh’ coming Summer 2028. 110
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 28/07/2026@kentremendous.bsky.social here is my 146-16 Chasin’ Base team. What makes them special? They were the first team I drafted in version 2.0, likely just seconds after the switch. I’ve never gotten anywhere close since. My theory is that they were a touch slower updating the algorithm. 010
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Is now a good time to re-up my idea for a ‘Muppet: Iliad’ movie? 100
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Without saying your age what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18static.klipy.comIntergalactic The Departed MaybeALT: Intergalactic The Departed Maybe 100
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 15/07/2026@davidjroth.bsky.social Question: Brandon Marsh, certified Wet Guy, yes? 130
Reposted by SeanIn60SecondsPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 12/07/2026What people don’t know about the powerful guy who spent every public moment actively working to make the world Worse is that sometimes he was funny in closed-door meetings, 51210138
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 16/06/2026OCTOPUS’S GARDEN: A SUBTERRANEAN HOMESICK ALIEN MYSTERY 010
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I’m gonna need this energy at Guardians games all summer, T 000
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 23/05/2026One thing that has (increasingly) driven me insane, and this is a textbook example of it: too-online folks, writing to support right wing or tech or other reactionary ideologies, who confuse “knowing and using many big words” with actual intelligence. (Also: you mean “antidote”!) 110
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Daddy, won’t you take me back to Pickaway County / down by the green river, where paradise lay / Well I’m sorry my son, but you’re too late I’m askin’ / Mr. Peabody’s chat bots have hauled it away 000
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 15/04/2026media.tenor.coma cartoon character is holding a bunch of money and the words shut up and take are above himALT: a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money and the words shut up and take are above him 000
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Michael and Paul need to get a grip, the doggone girl is clearly NEITHER of theirs. She’s playing you guys! 000
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Biology lesson: every seven years, Tito molts his old weirdo catcher and grows a new one in its place. 000
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Photographer-turned-G.I.-turned-accountant and railwayman 000
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 25/02/2026“One word from you and I would Jump off of this ledge I'm on, baby / Tell me ‘don't,’ so I can crawl back in” “Your mother wouldn't approve of how my mother raised me / But I do, I finally do” A catalog loaded with lyrics and riffs that give me goosebumps every time. She is just the best. 000
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Please let this be a Suicide Squad type of movie where Gollum is a sort of anti-hero. Gandalf: “We’re putting together a team.” Gollum: “Sméagol put that life behinds him long ago!” Frodo: “We need someone with your talents.” Gollum: “Sméagol swores on the Precious to stay outs of the game!” 000
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Occasionally saw basketball hall-of-famer Ralph Sampson picking up dinner to go at the Italian restaurant I worked at in suburban Columbus. Also saw David Cross at Grandpa’s Cheese Barn, a locally famous roadside attraction between Columbus and Cleveland. 100
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 12/12/2025This is our Dead Head sticker on a Cadillac 000
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 23/11/2025A billion dollars to the person who invents a smoke detector that senses a low battery overnight but knows to hold that chirp until 7 AM 095
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 17/11/2025What perfect album came out the year you turned 16? 120
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 09/08/2025ChatGPT, “please generate a MLB defensive alignment” 120
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Absolutely give me Glen Powell as a 21st century Indiana Jones. “IT BELONGS IN ITS COUNTRY OF ORIGIN AND SHOULD BE REPATRIATED!” 020
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 11/06/2025@harvilla.bsky.social 60 Songs introduced me (born in 1988) to “Birdhouse in Your Soul” and now I can’t stop singing it to my eight-week-old son. You seem like the kind of guy who would appreciate knowing he had this effect. 000
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Somehow, Mexico, Central America, and South America don’t fit Miller’s conception of “the West” (I know, it’s code for “white”) 010
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 12/04/2025There is a certain level of intoxicated where “Bee Thousand” by Guided by Voices is the perfect, most fully actualized entry into the Western musical canon. I hope you find it. 120
Reposted by SeanIn60SecondsKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/04/2025This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism. 10997805413822
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 05/04/2025I see Tito April is transferable to other teams 000
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 03/04/2025@kentremendous.bsky.social whoever wrote the “Disney World” line for Werner Herzog, please thank them for me. I hope they won a Peabody Award or something. youtu.be/g4V1K1JCg_Q?...youtu.beliterally just the weirdest guest star on parks and recreation | Comedy BitesYouTube video by Comedy Bites 000
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 02/04/2025I’m all for due process but can we just chase Elon Musk into the sea already 020
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Not pictured: a single healthy starting pitcher In mid-July, when the Mets are 45-51 and trailing in the division by 7.5 games, and everyone is trying to figure out what went wrong, remember this. 200
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Why does every single one of these ghouls look like a Bill Hader character 010
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer. Hard mode: No villains 010
Reposted by SeanIn60SecondsPotëmkin Spice 🐳🪐 @themontgomery.bsky.social · 15/03/2025[if Chuck Schumer replaced Russell Crowe in Gladiator] My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I'm ready to work with you 391271222
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 12/03/2025One one hand you’ve got right-wing evangelicals whose modern interpretations of Christianity (incongruent with all historical ones) led them to the core tenet that LGBTQ lives are incompatible with god, while on the other hand you’ve got liberals who reject this bigotry. Who’s to say who’s right! 110
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 11/03/2025After securing a $25 recurring monthly donation from me, the Planned Parenthood fundraiser put a notch on my fencepost to alert other liberal causes that a bleeding heart people pleaser lives here. 000
