SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 10hEvery single fucking anti-Sherrod Brown ad I see is “Sherrod Brown supports sex change surgery for minors.” Burns me with white hot rage, but I know it’s not going to work and they have no other cards. 000
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Now I have to lie and invite them to sample my cask of oloroso just to avoid arousing suspicions. 010
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My man looks like grown-up AJ Soprano grows his own mushrooms 000
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 02/10/2026*Slow, twisted, eerie cover of “Young Folks” by Peter Bjorn and John* 0212
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Nearly every completion has been a freaking screen! I feel like I’m taking crazy pills, and I’m a BROWNS FAN! 030
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026As someone with a routinely spotty memory, I felt so bad for Smith in that moment when he had to stop, under fear of penalty from perjury, and you could read his thought bubble: “fuck… *did* I go to Hawks game?” 1150
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Not saying “the American Revolutionary War” because the Kingdoms of Great Britain and Ireland were not united until 1801… Rog is a Certified Book Knower. 001
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026That’s a lot of trust in Millennial Rasputin, let’s see how it works out 000
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’m all for it. Let a couple million marginal and/or low propensity voters get an update on how much more incoherent and juiceless he’s gotten. 050
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Every April I learn what ads will be driving me to the brink of insanity by the end of summer. 162 games is a lot. 000
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Takes like these (his, not yours) drive me insane. No, they won’t, because A. this is normal attire for office workers, of whom the Midwest counts in millions, and B. people here mind their own damn business. 000
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I would argue it is a response to something, but that something is the civil rights era, desegregation, and the sorting of black political power into the Democratic Party. The GOP has been on a slow descent into madness ever since. 030
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This drives me INSANE. Do they think every single PDF in the world is a legal opinion? 000
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Unlike Mike Johnson, who needs his son for oversight. 000
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 13/09/2026To whomever made this with the sincere intention of honoring Charlie Kirk: are you implying that Stalin, Hitler, Mao, and bin Laden are all in heaven? Or did Satan give them a work release for the day? 040
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 13/09/2026How could I, yes, you’re absolutely right 010
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 13/09/2026These are vile, but also objectively non-animating. They’re screwed. 010
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Been running here in Ohio for months. They don’t even try to hide it. Every GOP attack ad this season is COVID-era fanfic or “sex changes for minors” trans scare. 2100
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Zack Snyder describing with disdain a theoretical blockbuster comic book movie people would actually enjoy explains a lot 000
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Are you willing to share your rankings of Arnie action movies? I also love this subgenre 000
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 09/09/2026“Slice your healthcare costs!” *grounds out to the second baseman* “Bring high paying jobs back to our state!” *pops out to the first baseman* 001
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 04/09/2026*walks into a plastic surgeon’s office* Gimme the ‘Gaston’ 020
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 04/09/2026People who reach this level of provocation either ran out of things to say or never had much to say to begin with. I was once a Kanye fan, but giving it up was not some difficult moral stand, because he’s lame and boring now. Just walk away, you can still play “Jesus Walks” at home if you want. 010
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 02/09/2026If we added a fifth category it would be “Congressional campaign” 170
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Sean McDermott is frothing at the mouth to get a new coaching gig so he can use this in training camp. 020
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Me, a 38-year-old liberal white male, hearing this listenership described as only comprised of 48-year-old liberal white males:static.klipy.comKey & Peele: Black Republican MonolithALT: Key & Peele: Black Republican Monolith 000
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Everyone is pointing out that you’re being a useful idiot for bad faith conservatives, so I’ll instead point out that your point is also wrong even when taken at face value. You can understand these things without reading the Bible and you certainly don’t need the Bible in schools to teach them. 0481
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 12/08/2026The guy who averaged a 25 HR / 20 SB season and 5.4 career yards per carry, pre-injury? That Bo Jackson? 010
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 11/08/2026“Barely top 10” means the top half of an 18 team conference. Motherfucker, that’s good! They’re the team trying to win most! Still being ahead of Purdue in anything academically despite being held to VERY different football standards should be celebrated! 000
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I just learned this yesterday! The guy who threw 97 mph high cheddar for the ‘Stros and Phils?! He specializes in ancient Etruscan digs now?! 000
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 06/08/2026“Haha! Get his ass, Abdul!” (remembers I am also from Ohio) “…Hey!” 010
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I once had an optometrist tell me that China invading the US was inevitable because their one-child policy led to a disproportionately male population, and the best solution to manage men who can’t marry is to send them off to war. I was not the one who brought it up. 2441
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I was listening to Boys and Girls in America today and thought: “First Night” is the glue that holds the album together, and the piano is the glue that holds “First Night” together. So… second opinion, I think you do just fine, and thanks. 000
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Would I be overreacting from just two data points by saying it seems we have two platoons (OF - Martinez/Halpin, 1B - Hoskins/Lowe), Adell is an everyday player, and DeLauter is primarily a DH for the rest of the season? 000
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 04/08/2026In fact, it’s so obvious that the “Hornets” moniker was peacefully transferred from New Orleans back to Charlotte! 010
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Legitimately had to zoom in to confirm this wasn’t George W. and Laura Bush. 010
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 04/08/2026“Manifested” is overused these days but Liam Gallagher really did manifest rock and roll superstardom. 000
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Don’t even get me started on the firefighters. 040
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 04/08/2026And those teachers? At the school down the road? Why should I be paying them when they’re not educating MY child. 350
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I am outraged to learn that my hard-earned tax dollars are being spent on roads that I will never personally drive on 110
Reposted by SeanIn60Secondsmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 31/07/2026i got too much fuckin wicker on me 1393282
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 01/08/2026[boy george voice] cobra cobra cobra cobra cobra commanderrrrrrrr 020
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Book learnin’ amongst the cornfields?! Well I’ll be damned! 070
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 01/08/2026The Orioles had just released Jhonkensy Noel, they needed to replenish their strategic reserve 000
SeanIn60Seconds @seanin60seconds.bsky.social · 30/07/2026The original BAD Show (Ohio State football) was exactly this. Doug: “What if Ezekiel Elliott is like Eddie George but way better?! HUH?!” Bill: (chuckles quietly) “yeah. You gotta credit their wide receivers for blocking downfield though.” Ari: “…I think the moon landing was faked.” 010
