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seancurry1

@seancurry1.bsky.social
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And now I'm here! I write, mostly for a living: sean-curry.com/newsletter I also love sandwiches: thesandwichenthusiast.com He/Him, Jersey Forever

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seancurry1 @seancurry1.bsky.social · 16h
here is an absolutely insane notification that doesn’t make sense from us, your utility company if you have any questions, call us [call] thank you. did you know you can do all sorts of things that aren’t the answer to your question on our website? your estimated wait time is less than one hour
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
iwillvote.com
iwillvote.com
I Will Vote
Be a voter. Find everything you need to vote in your state’s next election.
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seancurry1 @seancurry1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The last time an entire NFL division was winless in a week when two of its teams were playing each other was 2022. This is the fourth time it’s happened since the year 2000, and only the eleventh time in the NFL’s entire history. The first time it happened was in 1939.
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Jan Rosenow @janrosenow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Iran war is speeding up the shift away from fossil fuels. That's one reason I'm hopeful about electrification. I told @news.abc.net.au why, in a piece alongside Fatih Birol @iea.org and António Guterres. 🧵 www.abc.net.au/news/2026-10...
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Unintended consequences of war in Iran are helping the climate
The Iran war is turbocharging global electrification. But experts say the global grid needs to roughly double in size, as infrastructure bottlenecks prevent a clean energy revolution.
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seancurry1 @seancurry1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
C3P-0 in the desert absolutely terrified me at 3 and I refused to watch Star Wars until I was 8. Seriously.
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C3PO Lost in the Desert
ALT: C3PO Lost in the Desert
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seancurry1 @seancurry1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is how I found out Meryl Streep is voicing the new Aslan and OMG I need to see this now
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seancurry1 @seancurry1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
did will smith hit him too hard or not hard enough
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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart
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seancurry1 @seancurry1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Unironically and sincerely: Cuomo could never.
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seancurry1 @seancurry1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It is fall, which means it is not summer anymore, which is bad. But it is fall, which also means I will hang a coat by the door for next six months and never have to think about where my keys or wallet are, which is good.
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seancurry1 @seancurry1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Irony isn’t dead, it’s a kidnapped drifter we’ve kept imprisoned in a hidden second level basement for the past decade.
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seancurry1 @seancurry1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I will forever be mad that the last Dolly Parton recording was on a *U2 song*
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seancurry1 @seancurry1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I unintentionally took a big digital break the past 4-6 weeks and I feel a lot better because of it. The only thing I’m still active in is group chats with friends. You know, like actual real-life friends? Remember those? Yeah.
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seancurry1 @seancurry1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The ice cream company whose ice cream sometimes spontaneously produces razor blades in your mouth has somehow created another batch of ice cream with razor blades in it and we simply have no idea how to stop them
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seancurry1 @seancurry1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Party of fiscal responsibility baybeeee
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seancurry1 @seancurry1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Netflix absolutely ends shows way too soon, but c'mon, this show is getting three seasons! Normalize shows getting short, tight, well-written runs. Three seasons is just fine for Man on the Inside.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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Flaming Hydra @flaminghydra.com · 14/09/2026
TODAY: @ilanaslightly.bsky.social with a close reading of the rich, bonkers BUNNIES ON THE BUS. "We’ve already seen them jumping around, grinning maniacally, tossing carrots and balloons into the air inside the bus, but now they are beginning to endanger others." flaminghydra.com/text-and-sub...
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Text and Subtext in ‘Bunnies on the Bus’
Philip Ardagh’s Bunnies on the Bus, illustrated by Ben Mantle, is one of the most bonkers children’s books I’ve ever had the pleasure of laying eyes on. The tale begins on a sunny summer day in Sunny ...
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seancurry1 @seancurry1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Recently heard this phrased as “what a machine thinks taste is”
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seancurry1 @seancurry1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I scream You scream We all scream And we keep screaming And there’s nothing but screaming And somehow the screams are also screaming
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seancurry1 @seancurry1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
New Green Lung is great
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seancurry1 @seancurry1.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
youtu.be
Killswitch Engage - Holy Diver [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
YouTube video by Roadrunner Records
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seancurry1 @seancurry1.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We really should be able to have recall votes in this country
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/09/2026
yet again
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seancurry1 @seancurry1.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
no go ahead, keep screwing up the global oil market
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Highly usable post from last year
@weedle.bsky.social: Pete Hegseth is not going to remember his soldiers need food.
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seancurry1 @seancurry1.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Putting it out to the internet: seeking someone fluent in Japanese to give a 10-page deck I've translated from English to Japanese a once-over. Shouldn't take more than an hour, and all I'm looking for is "yes this is more or less correct" or "this is gibberish." No work or copyediting needed.
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seancurry1 @seancurry1.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It is August 3rd. Somewhere, @lauracrane.bsky.social is cackling over a cauldron
Halloween themed Junior Mints in the Kohl's checkout line on god damn AUGUST THIRD
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seancurry1 @seancurry1.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
bAtteRiEs sTiLL rEqUiRe rArE EaRtH MiNeRaLs
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seancurry1 @seancurry1.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Cannot stress enough how much I will lose my god damn mind at the first adult that demands my daughter be subjected to this.
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seancurry1 @seancurry1.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Corrupt assholes plot corruption
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Zombies. The undead. You know, ghouls. @edgarallanbro.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I worked at Disney a while ago. Do you know why theme parks are so safe? Because OOSHA reps can walk the track on any ride at any time and any safety violation they see is a $10,000 fine. Each. Theme parks are not safe because the company cares. They're safe because it's cheaper to comply.
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seancurry1 @seancurry1.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Beshear should start the process of replacing McConnell and make the GOP prove he’s still capable of performing the job of Senator in court.
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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 28/07/2026
I just call them pants
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seancurry1 @seancurry1.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
going to watch the odyssey via the filmmaker’s intended medium because I *respect art*
Odysseus and Agamemnon in Fortnite
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seancurry1 @seancurry1.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
#coolphoto
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seancurry1 @seancurry1.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I really hate saying this but I feel absolutely nothing
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seancurry1 @seancurry1.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
theonion.com/you-people-m...
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You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President
For generations, U.S. presidents have gone to great lengths to avoid potential conflicts of interest. When I was elected, I followed suit by placing my small business in a blind trust to assure our ci...
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seancurry1 @seancurry1.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Good news is: the Iran War and Straight of Hormuz debacle has shown the entire world how fragile an oil-based global economy is, and it happened at a time when solar/storage is actually economically feasible. Even if the US doesn’t get on board, the rest of the world is going to move off oil.
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seancurry1 @seancurry1.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Yo @stateofnewjersey.bsky.social
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seancurry1 @seancurry1.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
#coolphoto
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seancurry1 @seancurry1.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
WOW that sure is an expensive-looking piece of shit
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seancurry1 @seancurry1.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Sicko at the window laughing and saying “YES… HA HA HA… YES!”
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alexvonwitzleben.bsky.social @alexvonwitzleben.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
#Australia is planing a landmark leap in #renewableenergy by constructing the world's largest #waveenergy farm, enough to power 1 million homes. Wave energy is predictable and consistent, making it one of the most reliable forms of renewable power. climate-kic.org.au/2026/04/09/w... #ActOnClimate
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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seancurry1 @seancurry1.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
#coolphoto
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seancurry1 @seancurry1.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This is potentially a very big deal!
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seancurry1 @seancurry1.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
If you’re arguing with someone about whether or not it’s a good idea for a candidate with a Nazi tattoo to stay in a primary, then that person probably wasn’t interested in changing their mind in the first place
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jessica BONEStown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
THE ACKROOMS
Cathy in the backrooms
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
dead to rights, i fear
A Babylon Bee post: "Dems Wishing There Had Been Some Sort of Sign That Platner Was a Bad Person"
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