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Sean King

@sean-king.bsky.social
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Hi friends. Also, I'm a comedian so don't be surprised if I say a joke. Mostly SFW. Minors and crypto/NFT/hexagon pfp dumbos DNI Pronouns: he/him/his Fedi: @seanking@woem.men Age: 28

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Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 14h
Buzz Year: woody who’s this new guy! Plutonium Yo-Yo: Yo Andy: woah cool it makes all my teeth fell out! Also Buzz why are you talking Buzz Year: I didn’t Andy: okay!
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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 17h
This man is a monster. He seeks out women survivors because he hates them. And he hates them because he hates himself. He has harassed me and other women survivors many times over the years. It must end. He should never have a job anywhere.
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Theo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 9h
Every AI CEO sounds like this.
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✨CHELLE D☯GGO✨(she/they) @chelledoggo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this was made before generative AI was really a thing, and the CG visuals overlaid on the live action footage are incredible. it's sad that nowadays you couldn't really do something like this and have it stand out. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVeH...
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The Centrifuge Brain Project | A Short Film by Till Nowak
YouTube video by Kurzfilm Agentur Hamburg
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Micah @rincewind.run · 28/09/2026
why would you let meta of all companies run your life via an AI agent what is wrong with people
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🦷👁️Alex Rochon👁️🦷 @alexrochonva.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As someone who loves cute mascots and plushies of all kinds, Meta’s new Muse AI character is a hate on sight, on principle. Zuckerberg’s reptile ass will not manipulate me.
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Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In Denmark when you get pissed off do they tell you to cope and hagen
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MiiyaUwU 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @miiya.page · 28/09/2026
please donate... or not... i really don't know anymore.. I'm sorry... I should've told you guys but my executive dysfunction has gotten worse.. can't even clean my apartment... I'm a failure.... ko-fi.com/rizzydraws
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Sean King @sean-king.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fun fact: The roadrunner is the official state bird of New Mexico (where Coyote vs. Acme was filmed). www.sos.nm.gov/about-new-me...
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State Bird | Maggie Toulouse Oliver - New Mexico Secretary of State
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Sparkling Star Punch! @sparklingstarpunch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When you're in a pretending to own a five-star restaurant competition and your opponent is Squilliam Fancyson
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The cluelessness of this reminds me a lot of the NFT grift. The thing about NFTs was that it was mainly something finance bros were into, and when they were trying to worm their way into gaming, their pitches were an abyssal trench of bad ideas because they couldn't grasp why people played games.
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✨CHELLE D☯GGO✨(she/they) @chelledoggo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
TARA STRONG ISN'T GETTING RECAST AS TWILIGHT SPARKLE IN MLP G6 LMAOOOOOO
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Wheeze Laugh Animation
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Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Ant @agramuglia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Didn't you also argue Part of Your World was trash and should be cut?
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Sean King @sean-king.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How the fuck do I explain to local businesses why even using the Comic Sans font is more appealing than using genAI for logos, etc?
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/09/2026
I think it is very important that Big Balls, personally, goes to jail there are a lot of young goons who think they are invincible and it is important to make it clear that they are not
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Sean King @sean-king.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You know the New Mexico gubernatorial election is boring and the outcome was already set months ago when the biggest political issue is scheduling when to debate on TV.
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alyson “end journalism” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hilarious how predictable this arc was from the very start
The Copilot+ PC brand is dead: Microsoft and PC makers quietly pull back on tarnished Windows 11 AI PC branding
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By Zac Bowden
Published 20 hours ago
In a new interview, Microsoft Surface CVP confirms that its new Surface PCs are no longer called Copilot+ PCs, but will still support all Copilot+ features.
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Sean King @sean-king.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Telegram for the Super Mario Brothers. "Messrs. Mario and Luigi Mario, care of Punch-Out Pizzeria, Brooklyn, New York." Says quote, "HELLLLLLP!" Unquote. Signed "Princess Peach". 35 coins collect.
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 24/09/2026
This is a better answer on sports from Talarico. It's not my position or answer, but at least he says he opposes statewide bans on trans athletes. I still really, really don't like his position that he wants a national surgery ban for trans youth.
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🍄🐰Cuppa 🐰🍄 @cuppacuppacoffee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@discord.com So its not just about children's safety, you just wanted to push gambling onto your audience. Lol. Lmfao. Cancel your Nitro subscriptions on mass.
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Source New Mexico @sourcenm.com · 24/09/2026
Another call for a pause on data centers in New Mexico, this time from U.S. Rep. Teresa Leger Fernández, as tech giant Oracle's stock drops amid reports that it's seeking to financially shield itself from Project Jupiter delays. buff.ly/rHzGQUE
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U.S. Rep. Leger Fernández calls for ‘pause’ on data centers in New Mexico, as Oracle stock falls • Source New Mexico
U.S. Rep. Teresa Leger Fernández on Thursday issued a call for a “pause” on data centers in New Mexico, as Oracle stock drops.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jake Tapper (moderating the 2028 Dem primary debate): Final question. Do you renounce the Western Massachusetts lesbian bar? Pete Buttigieg: I renounce it. Kamala: I renounce it. AOC: I renounce it. Gavin Newsom: I will be deploying the National Guard to Greenfield on day one of my administration.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 24/09/2026
Equality PAC, the campaigning arm of the Congressional Equality Caucus, announced its endorsement of Marcy Kaptur and other anti-trans Dems days after political ads targeting trans people. Even the LGBTQ+ congressional caucus is throwing trans people aside. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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Equality PAC, Political Arm Of Congressional LGBTQ Caucus, Endorses Marcy Kaptur Days After Her Anti-Trans Ad
“Do we need to endorse people in order to support them? Do we need to support them in order to have power in Congress?”
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Sean King @sean-king.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There's something so powerful and hilarious about anytime Mel Blanc yells. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddEf...
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"HEY, SISTER!!! CAN'T YOU READ!!??"
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Sean King @sean-king.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's insane how Discord went from rolling out age verification to promoting FanDuel (gambling) within the span of a single day.
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Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Mr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Disable gambling ads:
Discord Settings. "Sponsored Content" button is pressedSponsored Content settings. "Manage Sponsored Content" button is pressedManage Sponsored Content settings. "Real Money Gambling" radio switch is "off" (disables gambling content)
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Sean King @sean-king.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The more time goes on, the more I despise Gavin Newsom. This man is not fit to be the Democratic presidential candidate in 2028 at all.
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Sean King @sean-king.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
After all the fucked up hoopla around KDE lately, seeing KDE kick a bigot out of their project feels like a breath of fresh air.
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Sean King @sean-king.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me: *pulls up* Ayyo, stupid motherfucking Wendy's ordering system, may I get a real human to place my order?
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Sean King @sean-king.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Seeing mfs at KDE (of all the well-respected orgs) wanting to allow slop code is just painful to witness. I've loved using Krita and I don't know where the hell I would go next.
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Sean King @sean-king.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Seems like Omarchy's now become a free-for-all hub for companies and organizations (well-respected or not) to go to shoot themselves in the foot.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The worst men alive all absolutely love AI and hate trans people. Huh. Probably no lessons for me to learn there.
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✨CHELLE D☯GGO✨(she/they) @chelledoggo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
like mother like daughter
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
those balatro runs where you're just making this face the whole time
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autumn @waveprism.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A brand new crossover special between "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS" and "TEEN TITANS GO!" has officially been announced, as part of the merger between Skydance-Paramount and Warner Bros. It is expected to be about SpongeBob and Patrick discussing the importance of the nuclear family to the Titans.
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it's lew!!! @lewlewlew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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🦷👁️Alex Rochon👁️🦷 @alexrochonva.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This should be the final nail in the Democratic establishment’s coffin. “Centrists” like Newsom just showed their whole ass just like Ed Sheeran did; all he’s doing is helping strengthen Trump’s unpopular and collapsing regime… and Trump will still kicking Newsom while he’s grovelling.
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confettie! @spacebeer.net · 21/09/2026
listen i know ur gonna exhale loudly when i say this but it bears repeating: "SHE WOULD NOT BE HELD TO THIS MUCH SCRUTINY IF SHE WASN'T A TRANS WOMAN!"
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Crash @crashfan03.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
fnaf
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
By the time this merger ruins HBO, destroys WB, gets 5,000 people fired, moves production overseas, and guts the quality of the movies the new studio makes, most people will have forgotten how fast the AGs caved and how little they got in this deal. Writers will not.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/09/2026
congratulations to everyone on reinventing Worse Cable
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m not giving far right terrorist Marjorie Taylor Greenea single ounce of grace or credit for the things she’s saying now, she played a major role in the MAGA fascist takeover for many years and the destruction of American democracy so spare me the fake rehabilitative bullshit.
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Joy Content 🏳️‍⚧️🐒 @joycontent.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this response is so funny "we have to use ai because our developers are spread so thin it'd be impossible to do it all by hand" okay hear me out maybe instead just don't make 9 pc ports at once??? you could just make one so you're not spread so thin
“One of the reasons I think we are accepting of AI contributions is that our developers are spread thin,” said Jeod in the group’s Discord server. “When Ship of Harkinian began, it was apparently a dream; now, with so many ports and a decade later, devs have come and gone; some don’t have interest in specific games, others have real life to deal with. We always welcome talent, and if you’re willing to learn how things work here, then the door is open.”
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Sean King @sean-king.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Listen, kid. We're not cooked. You keep doing the playing. I'm going to do the scamming." - Dubious Dave to Mighty Mike, probably www.youtube.com/watch?v=u42r...
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Mighty Mike Situation Seems Like a Scam Now
YouTube video by penguinz0
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Coconino from New Mexico @coconinoite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A view of the San Andreas Fault trace for y’all.
Looking southeast along the trace of the San Andreas fault from the Jeep driver seat. There are rolling hills covered with brown grasses. A geologic map view of my location right next to the San Andreas Fault 
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Lime Green @limeyguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Marching Band Blocking the Street
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