Reposted by I Am Butter BessieUFO Sighting Bot @ufoskies.bsky.social · 17hblue fireball descending 072
I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 17hTonight’s Airbnb netflix (borrowed password) movie will be THE IRISH MAN 010
I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026bump bump bump it up a double bubba bump bump it up 120
I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 05/10/2026im about to experience a difficulty in your companys parking lot 050
Reposted by I Am Butter BessieJ HELL P @jlp.systems · 06/10/2025It would rock to be completely vindicated, which should happen any day now 214311
I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026some questionable fills, kind of quiet, but at least it wasn't mute/insanely loud. my main takeaway is I need to lift heavy with my legs more 000
I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Just ran my fastest 5k ever record ed probably since XC, after eating hash all day. The leafs are beautiful 030
I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i am a potato gun fire me into the woods keep me in a shed 020
Reposted by I Am Butter BessieI Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 11/02/2024My fondest childhood memories are of our father coming home from work at the Plastic Bag Factory on Fridays, when he'd bring us that week's extra bags to play with. I loved to hop in the extra large bag and pretend i was Jonah in the belly of the great whale, or dashing pilot of a grand dirigible! 0436
Reposted by I Am Butter BessieI Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 12/09/2023America's Next Mop Handle 071
Reposted by I Am Butter BessieUFO Sighting Bot @ufoskies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i think i heard the loud ufo that the people on art bell are talking about. 02113
I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026as in Witch snack will i'll eat for post lunch hungry.... 010
I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026let's give it up for the loving kissers of the world everyone. may we all know their bliss 030
I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We need Orbitz, Jeeves, and lots of it! As warm as can safely be served! 020
I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Peepers Never Prosper, except when it comes to maybe seeing some shit 130
Reposted by I Am Butter BessieRedwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Here, matey, how's that for spiced fruit cordial? Try some of this hot root punch. How d'you like mint-cream cake? Have a wedge. D'you reckon you'd get the better of one of these preserved plums? Come on then. 191
I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026All right then, bye bye! Take Care 😀!! Yes, take very care...😈 040
I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026my LAME ASS mom would never buy us Sharp Metal Megachunks cereal 020
I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026in this place we are warm but starving, monstrous cats roam the open flats. ill eat your ass, brother of the field 031
I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026that’s enough Long, Dark Nights of the Soul, thank you 030
I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ol' Pal Robbins hit this out of the park, my Dad says. I bought it from a garage sale 021
I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i need to get a worn ol baseball that's a treasured keepsake from my childhood 160
I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The red bleed on the white lettering on this shirt has always bothered me, so I decided to fix it with puff paint. One E down 010
Reposted by I Am Butter BessiePhil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 27/09/2026for sale: batmobile; lost its wheel 0194
I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Lizzie Borden, took an axe without paying, from the Lowe's she was tackled by LP guys in bad sneakers 020
I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i feel like hand soap is getting weaker, less sudsy. i have to use and buy more. pain at the pump... 0120
I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 25/09/2026really nailed my hot grain cereal today. let's ride off that 010
Reposted by I Am Butter BessieDr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026sacre goo! – a french slime, perhaps 0275
Reposted by I Am Butter BessieI Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Me see-ing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me saw-ing: Wheeeeee! Haha!!!! Whoooo hoo!! 0245
