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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 17h
@ white Sox fans
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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Every adult bear fan who cosplays as a coach from the 80’s needs to be institutionalized
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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
liberty biberty was found dead in miami
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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
matt fucking shart
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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
OOF on multiple levels.
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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The first being, primarily, that he was capable of killing someone
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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Postseason stuff is so flukey and small sample but boy howdy has Turang been all around awful in the playoffs.
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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
illini….
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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I get that he’s a short side platoon bat but having Pham hitting 5th is not the way to get to the World Series
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yeah I use ai, I am ai-ming to drink some beers tonight
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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fire Jed and every single Rickett into the sun
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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Looking forward to the "Cubs are in on Skubal" rumors then post him signing with the Dodgers leak of "The Cubs were never in on him and he went for too much for them to stomach"
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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
launch Swanson into the sun
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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
static.klipy.com
This Is It. This Is How It Ends.
ALT: This Is It. This Is How It Ends.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 30/09/2026
A GROWN ADULT WITH THE SAME RIGHTS AS YOU: (clapping hands) haha! Wow! Yes!
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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#FireJed
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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
i truly cannot believe that the Limu Emu and the liberty bibberty shit hasn't lost those companies customers
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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Scary fact: if a woman uses Just For Men hair dye, she’ll be shot
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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Give it a fucking rest, for Christ's sake
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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Life, it’s literally all we have. But is it any good?
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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The jangling keys holder
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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*to the tune of My Sharona* La la la la Llorona
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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#FireJed
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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Will Jed say the offense broke this offseason then not do anything to fix it?
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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
matt fucking shart
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the St Louis Cardinals Louis ardinals Louis rdinals Lou rdinals urinals
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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I assume they stopped the game for 10 minutes to play a video montage of PCA's 40th SB, right? I'm told that's normal is in these situations
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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Taylor finally got tired of being harassed by Boog every other inning, huh?
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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Before today’s games, Jacob “ah crap he’s up again” Amaya had a higher OPS than JJ “Best Player of All Time” Wetherholt
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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Resident Evil was a boatload of fun. Cregger forever. But the crowd at the theater was weird as hell. Boomers talking constantly and clapping like walruses while laughing.
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: two guys playing basketball outside. Guy 1 looks off to the side and asks, “is someone in the window?” Panel 2: a creepy ghost woman stands in the upstairs window of a house, watching them. Panel 3: Guy 2 calls up to the creepy ghost, “you wanna hoop?” Panel 4: the ghost is outside playing basketball with them. She bricks a shot from the free throw line. Guy 2 says, “that’s H-O-R.”
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gas high
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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.”  Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide. Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”
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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wow, Harrison got lit up again for the third straight time after his disaster outing against the Cubs? Who could have foreseen this?
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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This Pete guy can play a bit imo
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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
remember when they stopped making Tim Walz stop doing the "they're just weird" bits in his speeches? That's all they should be campaigning on
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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Amy Lee of Evanescence: Wake Me Up Inside
ALT: Amy Lee of Evanescence: Wake Me Up Inside
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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
first off, they stink
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 8, Episode 22
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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
V funny LIV golf is based in New Jersey
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 11, Episode 5
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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Making Harrison wear this one is dumb. Down by 8, huge division lead, coming off an elbow injury. in short, Pat Murphy dumb
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: in a diner, a waitress looks over her shoulder to watch a TV mounted on the wall. A news reporter is one screen, surrounded with text that reads FOUR DEAD and DEVELOPING STORY. The reporter says, “please be advised— the murderer is still at large.” Panel 2: the reporter continues, “here’s their photo.” He gestures with his pen towards a photo next to him. The photo is a guinea pig wearing a multicolored propeller hat. Panel 3: the waitress watches the TV pensively. Behind her at the diner counter is a guinea pig in a propeller hat, seated before a plate with an entire head of lettuce. This may be the murderer in question but at this stage I’d only be speculating.
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Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This Pete guy can play a bit imo
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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i'm renaming st. louis "penisland." it is so ordered
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