Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Every adult bear fan who cosplays as a coach from the 80’s needs to be institutionalized 010
Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The first being, primarily, that he was capable of killing someone 020
Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Postseason stuff is so flukey and small sample but boy howdy has Turang been all around awful in the playoffs. 010
Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I get that he’s a short side platoon bat but having Pham hitting 5th is not the way to get to the World Series 000
Reposted by Scottytreb @treblaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026yeah I use ai, I am ai-ming to drink some beers tonight 39746145
Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Looking forward to the "Cubs are in on Skubal" rumors then post him signing with the Dodgers leak of "The Cubs were never in on him and he went for too much for them to stomach" 010
Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comThis Is It. This Is How It Ends.ALT: This Is It. This Is How It Ends. 000
Reposted by ScottyPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 30/09/2026A GROWN ADULT WITH THE SAME RIGHTS AS YOU: (clapping hands) haha! Wow! Yes! 630020
Reposted by ScottyScotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 04/06/2026i truly cannot believe that the Limu Emu and the liberty bibberty shit hasn't lost those companies customers 162
Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Scary fact: if a woman uses Just For Men hair dye, she’ll be shot 001
Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Life, it’s literally all we have. But is it any good? 100
Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Will Jed say the offense broke this offseason then not do anything to fix it? 000
Reposted by Scottyassbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026the St Louis Cardinals Louis ardinals Louis rdinals Lou rdinals urinals 146123
Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I assume they stopped the game for 10 minutes to play a video montage of PCA's 40th SB, right? I'm told that's normal is in these situations 120
Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Taylor finally got tired of being harassed by Boog every other inning, huh? 110
Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Before today’s games, Jacob “ah crap he’s up again” Amaya had a higher OPS than JJ “Best Player of All Time” Wetherholt 000
Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Resident Evil was a boatload of fun. Cregger forever. But the crowd at the theater was weird as hell. Boomers talking constantly and clapping like walruses while laughing. 010
Reposted by ScottyActing the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices 814245719
Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Wow, Harrison got lit up again for the third straight time after his disaster outing against the Cubs? Who could have foreseen this? 000
Reposted by ScottyScotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026This Pete guy can play a bit imo 001
Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026remember when they stopped making Tim Walz stop doing the "they're just weird" bits in his speeches? That's all they should be campaigning on 010
Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026static.klipy.comAmy Lee of Evanescence: Wake Me Up InsideALT: Amy Lee of Evanescence: Wake Me Up Inside 010
Scotty @scottyhenderson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Making Harrison wear this one is dumb. Down by 8, huge division lead, coming off an elbow injury. in short, Pat Murphy dumb 000
Reposted by ScottyAthlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 27/08/2026i'm renaming st. louis "penisland." it is so ordered 6181