Reposted by ScottNeil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026🎶 It’s time to join the Starship Mr Spock has a plight All the crew became puppets On Strange New Worlds tonight 🎶 14749
Scott @scottwilks.bsky.social · 30/07/2026At this rate, the next World Cup is going to be Richard Osman's World Cup of Crisps 000
Reposted by ScottSaint Vespaluus @saint-vespaluus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026"Mum.... dad....I can't sleep." "Go back to bed, Bruce. You're twenty three, mate." 0226
Scott @scottwilks.bsky.social · 29/06/2026We don't reeeaaallllly know which character he's playing 010
Scott @scottwilks.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Just saw an American on tiktok describe the world cup as "soccer coachella"static.klipy.comMan Making a Sick FaceAlt: Man Making a Sick face 020
Scott @scottwilks.bsky.social · 31/05/2026New headliner announced for the Freedom 250 concert 40596721980
Reposted by ScottRichard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 26/05/2026The new Amazon 007, "A Prompt For a Kill" "True biological male, James Bond, must prevent W.O.K.E, an evil Marxist terror organisation, from assassinating beloved, visionary billionaires, such as Beff Jizzos, who plan to build an AI data centre that will benefit all, or at least some, of mankind" 4479
Reposted by ScottGavin Sheehan @thegavinsheehan.bsky.social · 24/05/2026"Ross, why did you need to replicate the same sandwich 47 times? The engineering crew won't take it from the fridge! They can make their own!" #StarTrek 011
Reposted by ScottDr Samuel McLean - This Meeting Could Have Been A Fistfight @canadianerrant.bsky.social · 23/05/2026 041
Reposted by ScottNeil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 21/05/2026There’s one letter too many in that title. 0285
Reposted by ScottAndy Bruce (Reuters) @bruceandy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Sign of the times Toby Melville/ @reuters.com 16321
Reposted by ScottMatt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Idea for World Cup opening ceremony: Donald Trump very, very slowly dribbles the ball towards the goal, as Harald Schumacher thunders towards him. 56418
Reposted by ScottBalderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 29/04/2026John Spencer v Kirk Stevens. Last 16, Crucible Theatre, Sheffield 1980. 717138
Reposted by ScottFlayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 22/04/2026*Sean Connery voice 332559515
Reposted by ScottChristopher Pittard @christopherpittard.bsky.social · 19/04/2026There should also be a 2026 edit of *A View to a Kill* where James Bond finds out about the plot to destroy Silicon Valley, thinks for a moment, and then wanders off, hands in pockets, whistling. 05316
Reposted by ScottFelicity Hannah @felicityhannah.bsky.social · 17/04/2026A colleague didn’t recognise me in my glasses so I tried to joke “I’m Clark Kent” but accidentally declared “I’m Ken Clarke” 551784171
Scott @scottwilks.bsky.social · 15/04/2026"Tom, you should be really careful how you say the word BOSH" 000
Scott @scottwilks.bsky.social · 11/04/2026You can tell tonight's Michael McIntyre show is a repeat with the words, "Who doesn't love this man?.....GINO D'ACAMPO!" 000
Reposted by Scottamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 25/06/2025over on nextdoor a guy named darryl has told me i'm a bad mother because i taught my three year old to "body shame" cybertrucks 231218158
