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ScoopOwl

@scoopowl.bsky.social
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Tech writer in the biggest of big tech. Retains soul. Supports art and artists. Always a humanist. Loves Hockey. Gunpla. Art. Humor. Self-deprecation.

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pebblebug @pebblebug.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
October 2nd, 3pm PST/6pm EST, I am playing OFF with @archaicprospect.bsky.social ! Join us for OFFTOBER, while I subject my friend to this messed up little rpg and make him do funny voices.
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chuck 🐦💐 @chuckdrawsthings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
nobody has to get hurt 🐦🐔🐧
a drawing of a pigeon holding a gun, with a ted glove on its head like feathers mcgraw from wallace and gromit. it says "hand over all your crumbs"
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archaicProspect @archaicprospect.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Come watch! I've been really excited for this project since Pebble came to me with it, I think it's gonna be great!!
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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GiGORE @drillknight.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A personal favorite
professor x: whats your superpower?
ostrich: i lay big egg
professor x [telepathically to x-men]: i can save us money on breakfast
ostrich [telepathically]: egg no for sale
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Courtney/Lucy 🍉 from the river to the sea @magicalgurll.com · 17/09/2026
when you make a typo in the group chat
A photo from Stardom, a Japanese women's wrestling federation. Perfectly centered is a woman on her knees leaning forward against the ropes. Five women in fun, colorful, sparkly outfits are all mid-air launching towards her to deliver flying kicks to her back, lined up close to each other and about to land their attacks all at once.
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archaicProspect @archaicprospect.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
At the SF MOMA with @scoopowl.bsky.social ! A lovely time.
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Me, last night: I am going to get up at 6:30 because I have a haircut at noon and want to get my 7.5 mile run in before it. Me, at 6:52 am, still in bed: Ughgjjffjjhddhjfsxbji
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Spent the last three weeks cooking up the perfect tshirt design
Ridiculously simple doodle of forg and the text I heart forg written under it
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My coworker: I’m not going boating in the lake. Lakes have flesh eating bacteria. Me: stares blankly in 37 years of Michigan lake summers. Me: I mean, just don’t drink it?
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RossyDoesDrawings (commissions open) @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Here is isopods
a drawing of three isopods, a big isopod, a medium isopod and a little isopod
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. I’m mugged at gunpoint by three men but I lied to them about being so poor I didn’t have a cellphone and the keys to my car were for a car in another state. They believed me on both counts and stole 6 whole dollars and an iPod instead of shooting me.
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Even with trembling in my legs, I refused to back down.
Results of personality quiz: Bravery, orange soul “Even with trembling in my legs, I refused to back down.”
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My genuinely very progressive mother sent me back into the closet for a year the first time I tried to come out and I think about exactly what she said a lot. “Bisexual? But you’re married. Why does it matter!”
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I’m reading a book called The Railway Conspiracy and I’m on page 95 (roughly 30% through book) and there has been neither railway nor conspiracy and I’m feeling very betrayed.
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I went to one 49ers preseason game like two years ago and they haven’t stopped emailing me weekly ever since.
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Thom Coffyn @mecha-tho.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Kamille Bidan:
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Bloody Marie "Dollspooker" Dollfucker @dollfucker.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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🔪Creepy-pants🔪 @crasspants.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Big Zam from Gundam . A green diamond shaped mech torso that is wider than it is tall, with long legs that end in three long toes in a set at 90 degrees from one another.
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Post-it notes are one of the single greatest mundane inventions and my life would be noticeably worse without them.
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Scam Ghouldin @gotitatguineys.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.
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サイドチェスト厚美 @sidechest-atm.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
【ガンダムワンドロ31日目】シーマ・ガラハウ
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I’m gonna get labeled one of those anti-child millennials. But I splurged on a first class ticket on my flight. And a family with 4 out of control children under the age of 5 bought the first 6 first class seats for their demon spawn. Who are shrieking so loud my AirPod noise canceling is powerless
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Scott Wachter @fs-scott.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I mashup lines from #futurama with pics from #gundam every day until I don't part 490. #char #garma #theorigin
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TORO @destinytoro.com · 24/06/2026
🦀 see a crab, post a crab 🦀 Burukéna is a surviving Taino word for our endemic freshwater crab- Epilobocera sinuatifrons- here in Puerto Rico. #art #SciArt #IndigenousArt #PuertoRico
Illustration of a red, purple, and gold crab eating a pink and blue fish. There are Taino inspired designs around it and handwritten text "burukéna"
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∀ Moth @bisexualmothman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Good morning
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Texting my husband across three messaging platforms simultaneously for no real reason. I think this means I miss him and want to go home?
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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 23/06/2026
Many people I know.
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
My entire joke was defeated by an egregious typo so I just nuked my post from orbit. If you saw it, NO YOU DIDN’T.
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Doe @doefulwoeful.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Fitted sheets exist to keep us humble I suppose
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
@doefulwoeful.bsky.social Why is my feed full of clown thirst traps?
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Teegan @teegan.dog · 06/06/2026
bisexual final boss
Bisexual flags everywhere on the person and also a huge bi flag display like a peacock
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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
LET WOMEN HAVE HOBBIES
Screenshot of a Twitter post. Text reads "Fact.philes @know.more

32-year-old woman pleads guilty in Canada's first-ever "DoorDash psychological warfare" case - sent her ex 1,847 orders of exactly one lemon." 

The image is a mugshot of a white woman
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Chase-Biscuits :3 @chasebiscuits.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This is real btw
Patch Notes for Balatro, from Steam, saying that Straights are banned from scoring until July 1st.
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Revanaught @revanaught.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Finally, my dream of having a Mewtwo with period cramps has come true, thank you Lego
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Happy Pride!
Trans flag RX-78-2 entry grade
Two RX-78-2 entry grade model kits painted like the trans pride flag and the bisexual pride flag. Bi flag RX-78-2 entry grade
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Me, cautioning my team about negativity bias in surveys: “People only answer when they have a lot to say.” Also me: “this mystery book bored me so I wrote a feverish 9 paragraph review of it on GoodReads but rarely review anything I actually enjoy.”
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Standard Bluesky experience
Harvey Kneeslapper slaps Oscar the Grouch on the back in an illustration from a Sesame Street book, "How to Be a Grouch". The caption reads "someone who thinks he's funny but isn't, makes me very grouchy!!"
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
My husband is streaming to raise money for the Alzheimer’s Foundation of America. And he’s playing a really cool game!
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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 14/05/2026
Discovering there's a tier below "As Seen on TV"
A box that says onion bloom maker. There is a sticker that says similar to item seen on TV
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やまおり @hakkentai-pkdn.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
ポッチャマの群れ
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 12/05/2026
Well well well Game Stop how does it feel to get offered nothing when you try to sell it back?!
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Trans rights are human rights and this administration is an abomination of hate and greed.
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Samantha Ferreira Is Back On Her Book Bullshit @sam-animeherald.northsky.social · 09/05/2026
I still love how, during the series' airing, we had people saying "No, GWitch isn't gay. There's no way it can be. People are reading too much into this," with a straight face as Miorine and Suletta were constantly two steps short of leaving a trail of rainbows wherever they walk.
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archaicProspect @archaicprospect.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Relatively recently my mother was diagnosed with Alzheimer's and it's been extremely difficult in general for me and my family recently. I figured that I might use my limited platform to try to raise a bit of money for this more personal cause. And, have a small celebration for streaming this long.
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archaicProspect @archaicprospect.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
UPCOMING! ONE YEAR OF STREAMING?! HOLY HELL! I'll be playing NINE SOLS and raising money for the Alzheimer's Foundation of America on May 17th, from 9 AM to 6 PM PST! Come join me with a metroidvania that I adore aesthetically and want to share with my community as we raise money for a worthy cause!
mediocre photoshop of my face onto yi's body from the vertical art for Nine Sols.  One Year Nine Hour Nine Sols is the text on the left, on the right it says "Charity Fundraiser!" "05/17" "9 AM-6 PM" and the logo for Alzheimer's Foundation of America on the bottom.
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Wolf :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I can't stop thinking about this video since I saw it last night
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I think I’m good, PDX toilet, but thanks so much for clearing that up.
Restroom toilet in PDX airport. A sign above it reads “Non-potable water Do not Drink”
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Maybe I’m just utterly exhausted from travel, but I thought this was the funniest thing I’ve ever posted. The crickets suggest otherwise. But I’m having a good time, so y’all are just going to have to accept that this is what peak humor looks like.
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