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archaicProspect @archaicprospect.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Today we have a SURPLICE of fabrics, and as such we'll be heading on back to DRESSMAKER while everyone's still having a fun time with that over at twitch.tv/archaicProspect from 3-5 PST! C'mon down and hang as we continue to meet questionably supernatural women and make awful fits!
static.klipy.com
Dipper Pines Sewing Machine Accident
ALT: Dipper Pines Sewing Machine Accident
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Cross "Really Scary" Mirage @crossmirage.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
biddy blaze. scrib doon
star wars galactic racer biddy blas smoking a blunt. chuffin a fat dart. toking. getting high. stoned. blazing it
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archaicProspect @archaicprospect.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
TODAY we are getting back on a BUS WE SHOULD NOT GET ON in I DID NOT BUY THIS TICKET! Not sure how much of this game is left, but if it's short we'll pivot to a chill time and watch me, a bland straight white man, fail to create fashion in Dressmaker! C'mon down to twitch.tv/archaicProspect 3-5 PST!
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pebblebug @pebblebug.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
October 2nd, 3pm PST/6pm EST, I am playing OFF with @archaicprospect.bsky.social ! Join us for OFFTOBER, while I subject my friend to this messed up little rpg and make him do funny voices.
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chuck 🐦💐 @chuckdrawsthings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
nobody has to get hurt 🐦🐔🐧
a drawing of a pigeon holding a gun, with a ted glove on its head like feathers mcgraw from wallace and gromit. it says "hand over all your crumbs"
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archaicProspect @archaicprospect.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Come watch! I've been really excited for this project since Pebble came to me with it, I think it's gonna be great!!
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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GiGORE @drillknight.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A personal favorite
professor x: whats your superpower?
ostrich: i lay big egg
professor x [telepathically to x-men]: i can save us money on breakfast
ostrich [telepathically]: egg no for sale
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Courtney/Lucy 🍉 from the river to the sea @magicalgurll.com · 17/09/2026
when you make a typo in the group chat
A photo from Stardom, a Japanese women's wrestling federation. Perfectly centered is a woman on her knees leaning forward against the ropes. Five women in fun, colorful, sparkly outfits are all mid-air launching towards her to deliver flying kicks to her back, lined up close to each other and about to land their attacks all at once.
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archaicProspect @archaicprospect.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
At the SF MOMA with @scoopowl.bsky.social ! A lovely time.
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Zone 2 pacing long run. 91 minutes of running. I did that!
Strava workout summary screen reading 7.5mi Long Run. It states this is my longest run on Strava.

Metrics:

Distance: 7.51mi
Avg pace: 12:08/mi
Moving time: 1:31:12
Elevation gain: 139 ft

Essentially a long run at a slow pace to build a solid foundation for future runs. The run was pretty flat terrain.
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hey, but I’m up before 7 am, and I’m gonna fucking do it still. Let’s go!
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Me, last night: I am going to get up at 6:30 because I have a haircut at noon and want to get my 7.5 mile run in before it. Me, at 6:52 am, still in bed: Ughgjjffjjhddhjfsxbji
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Spent the last three weeks cooking up the perfect tshirt design
Ridiculously simple doodle of forg and the text I heart forg written under it
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Her: A lot of birds poop here. The ocean is much cleaner. I have terrible news about all the things that shit in the ocean.
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My coworker: I’m not going boating in the lake. Lakes have flesh eating bacteria. Me: stares blankly in 37 years of Michigan lake summers. Me: I mean, just don’t drink it?
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Same!
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RossyDoesDrawings (commissions open) @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Here is isopods
a drawing of three isopods, a big isopod, a medium isopod and a little isopod
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Yeah I started carrying mace after this.
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
2011 Erin was not prepared to live in a city and let the men into the apartment complex lobby even though they’d followed her home because she “didn’t want to seem judgey”. 2011 Erin learned a hard lesson very cheaply since the men were arrested and convicted on rape charges.
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. I’m mugged at gunpoint by three men but I lied to them about being so poor I didn’t have a cellphone and the keys to my car were for a car in another state. They believed me on both counts and stole 6 whole dollars and an iPod instead of shooting me.
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Even with trembling in my legs, I refused to back down.
Results of personality quiz: Bravery, orange soul “Even with trembling in my legs, I refused to back down.”
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I have bisexual imposter syndrome I guess..
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
And I know I have a certain amount of privilege. I lived my life as straight up to age 30. And even now, I’m straight passing because of my relationship. I never faced the discrimination many queer people are cruelly subjected to. So sometimes I even wonder, do I deserve to call myself queer?
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It’s such a REAL thing. I spent my whole life ignoring attraction to women because I was attracted to men and therefore I was “straight”. I ended up meeting my soulmate still, so it worked out. But it was a whole fucking THING for me to figure out who I truly was.
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
There is such a fundamental misunderstanding of sexual orientation and thinking it’s tied to well…sex. Yes, I fell in love with and married a man. Years later, when I actually came out, I asked her “did you stop being straight when you married dad?” She instantly got it and apologized.
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My genuinely very progressive mother sent me back into the closet for a year the first time I tried to come out and I think about exactly what she said a lot. “Bisexual? But you’re married. Why does it matter!”
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I’m reading a book called The Railway Conspiracy and I’m on page 95 (roughly 30% through book) and there has been neither railway nor conspiracy and I’m feeling very betrayed.
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Give me an edit button, Bluesky
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Dyeing. I have three English degrees!
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Listen, every diva’s got to try dying their hair at least once
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I gotchu: youtu.be/mJ4sOfWFajg?...
youtu.be
Seteth and Flayn are stuck in a McDonald's PlayPlace
YouTube video by Cakeku
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Never has more effort been spent on someone who was less interested since a pep boys I visited in 2011 emailed me their Covid-19 response plan in 2020.
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I was in the literal top row of the stadium, the sun was blinding, it was way too hot, and I don’t give a shit about American football. I left at half time. No, I don’t plan on going again, but the regularity of their communications fascinates me.
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I went to one 49ers preseason game like two years ago and they haven’t stopped emailing me weekly ever since.
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Thom Coffyn @mecha-tho.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Kamille Bidan:
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Bloody Marie "Dollspooker" Dollfucker @dollfucker.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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🔪Creepy-pants🔪 @crasspants.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Big Zam from Gundam . A green diamond shaped mech torso that is wider than it is tall, with long legs that end in three long toes in a set at 90 degrees from one another.
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Post-it notes are one of the single greatest mundane inventions and my life would be noticeably worse without them.
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Can we bring this shit back? I want my next smartphone to be transparent and neon pink.
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Honestly? I feel like this was not as much of a typo as you think.
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Scam Ghouldin @scamgoldin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.
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サイドチェスト厚美 @sidechest-atm.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
【ガンダムワンドロ31日目】シーマ・ガラハウ
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
If I’d ever shrieked on a plane my parents would have been all over that shit. Distractions. Explaining why that wasn’t something that was okay. Making sure that I was occupied. Doling out appropriate punishment. I’m sure I behaved badly because child. But my parents were on top of that shit.
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Yes parenting is hard and flying with children sucks. But you have a duty to be respectful to other people. And these folks are not. (Again, the parents. Not the kids they’re just kids)
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
To be clear. I don’t blame the kids. They’re children. I blame the parents letting them shriek without explaining why we don’t shriek on planes. Or providing distractions.
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I think if you have children you have to ride in coach OR actually parent them.
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I’m gonna get labeled one of those anti-child millennials. But I splurged on a first class ticket on my flight. And a family with 4 out of control children under the age of 5 bought the first 6 first class seats for their demon spawn. Who are shrieking so loud my AirPod noise canceling is powerless
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Who let them call it that!
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ScoopOwl @scoopowl.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Elephant Ear!
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