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Dalton Trumboner

@scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social
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Mayor of Zero F**Ksville. 2-Time Emmy & Grammy Award Winning Comedian. 2-Time NYT Bestselling Author. 23 Televised Specials. 1 Feature Film.

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We've read 246 books this year with Z. This is revolutionary!
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Raj @goddamnimglam.bsky.social · 20h
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 22h
Ok man 🙄
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 23h
Sorry I thought your were being sarcastic because other people were getting mad at me and incorrectly assuming I was defending the alt noaa guy
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thumbsnail @thumbsnail.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's funny but in many US cities outdoor cats are treated as roaming wildlife so if there's no proof of ownership it would actually be legal to take one and re-home it somewhere else
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't think it is man
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cheers.
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you want to see it that way that's fine, but calling it "insane and completely wrong" when you didn't actually know anything about the law yourself is a bit much, don't you think?
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Obviously in this instance the person already publicly admitted to knowing their neighbor owns the cat so that wouldn't apply, but if they hadn't done that it may have been perfectly legal to take the cat
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's not a take though. The laws vary by location but in many US cities outdoor cats are considered free roaming wildlife and it would be perfectly legal for someone to take one as their own if there isn't proof of another other party's ownership
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DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
THE FLINTSTONES TAITO 1993 SEGA GENESIS
Fred Flintstone's ascension into Heaven
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not necessarily illegal if the cat isn't microchipped
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mr Cruise... Thank you for your service
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Second game is $3 on steam right now fyi
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Welcome to the club brotha
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They should stop letting Damon Lindelof make comic book shows
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
is this Moby Dick?
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Finally making my way through season 4. Reacher killed a guy by throwing a bowling ball 100 yards and hitting him in the face. Best show of the 2020s
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What if Fritzi had a gun?
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love how whenever I Google a movie and see "What was the point of [movie title]"
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Crungo @crungokong.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
youtu.be/gYhuEhC63NQ
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dark urkel tribute hd
YouTube video by smugladies
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
But on the bright side, the Ready Player Two movie is going to be farking epic sauce 😎
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
episode 070
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
we have lost so much
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I still think Dressrosa is worse because of the entire Birdcage stretch but at least it was more memorable
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was just reminded that the Fishman Island arc had a second bad guy named Vander Decken and I completely forgot he existed until today. What a crappy arc that was
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah, maybe a little more than halfway
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Are you at the hospital yet?
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Statement from POTUS:
He died like a dog. He died like a coward. He was whimpering,
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I thought this guy died
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Perhaps we were too hasty in condemning the Paramount-Warner Brothers megamerger
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 01,1968
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE PLAYING HIDE N SEEK, SLUGGO IS HIDING WHILE NANCY IS COUNTING,WHILE COVERING HER EYES 

NANCY: 14-15-16-17-18-19-20-21-
SLUGGO: THIS IS A GOOD PLACE TO HIDE 

SLUGGO HAS GOTTEN INSIDE A TRASHCAN
 
P2-NANCY LOOKS SHOCKED AS SHE WATCHES AN EMPLOYEE FROM THE SANITATION DEPARTMENT JUST PITCH SLUGGO INTO THE BACK OF THE GARBAGE TRUCK
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When jomny sun was trying to rebrand himself as a serious author I asked him why he changed his name to Jonny and he blocked me
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Crungo @crungokong.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
really funny timeline
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wow!
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026
It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
People getting pressed over this but the movie does have a bunch of intentionally funny moments and I wouldn't call it a Drama so what else were they gonna do
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It deserves to win honestly, I laughed a lot watching it
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Megaflopolis! Megaflopolis!
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If the accursed Jerry were running around my house I would give Tom anything he wanted to end his existence
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today is the ONLY day you can retweet this!!!
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shut da fugg up
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
new mortdecai dropped
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There was a sequence where one of the Green Lanterns creates Green Lantern Goggles to see through the anti-green lantern gas and it turns into a POV sequence that looks like a Call of Duty game, and this goes on for what felt like 10 minutes
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just finished episode 5 and the show kind of sucks now
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