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Dalton Trumboner

@scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social
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Mayor of Zero F**Ksville. 2-Time Emmy & Grammy Award Winning Comedian. 2-Time NYT Bestselling Author. 23 Televised Specials. 1 Feature Film.

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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 1h
It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 11h
It deserves to win honestly, I laughed a lot watching it
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 20h
Megaflopolis! Megaflopolis!
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today is the ONLY day you can retweet this!!!
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
new mortdecai dropped
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just finished episode 5 and the show kind of sucks now
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today is the ONLY day you can retweet this!!!
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They're adding DLC to movies still in theaters now
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I will never stop watching this stupid ass show
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Christopher Crossdress @pc98jr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Race Wars.
a screenshot from the fast and furious movie, taken by Johnny Baghead, of Vin Diesel saying, "Race Wars."
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I started watching Green Lantern show. It was cool how they made "knowing about Harry Potter" into a critical plot development. I wonder if that has anything to do with an upcoming HBO project 🤔 🤔 🤔
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Muppet Pictures @muppetpictures.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pathetic list. Not a single anime
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pretty bold of him to be doing an autobiographical film so soon after all his controversies
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The Crocodile Hunter meeting Pistachio Disguisey, as The Turtle Man.
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Has enough time passed where I can say I actually like this?
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Frame #1565 from E06 Guitar Magic
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Crungo @crungokong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bart does an unimaginable trick
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
cat making delicious vegetable soup
painting of a cat wearing a chef's hat and a necklace with spikes stirring a pot of creamy soup with carrots and broccoli
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 22,1951
P1- NANCY IS IN BED, BUT SHE CAN’T GET TO SLEEP 
NANCY: AUNT FRITZI --- I CAN’T GET TO SLEEP 
P2- AUNT FRITZI ANSWERS NANCY FROM THE NEXT ROOM 
FRITZI: TRY THINKING OF SOMETHING VERY
PLEASANT
P3-
NANCY IS THINKING ABOUT THE SCHOOLHOUSE BLOWING UP… BOOM
P4- NANCY IS SLEEPING SOUNDLY WITH A SMILE ON HER FACE 
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They made a fifth one?
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
you left out the fifth scenario
President Donald Trump died when he hit a golf ball at a tree and it bounced back and bonked him in the nuts and then the tree fell and squashed him flat and his body hat to be peeled off the fairway

Positive 95%
Negative 7%
Net sentiment +88%
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Frame #4265 from 50s E12-13 too loo
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
HI,ERIC FELICITATIONS
NANCY: HI , ERIC 

ERIC: FELICITATIONS

SLUGGO DOESN’T SPEAK BUT HIS FACE SPEAKS A THOUSAND WORDS 
HE CLEARLY DOESN’T CARE FOR ERIC
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tbh I wasn't sold on her until she ended Glemmy Toto, that shit was cool as hell
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lol, this guy rules
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 17/09/2026
The ‘STREET FIGHTER’ popcorn bucket is Guile's hair. You can wear the bucket on your head.
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is my house
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Grand Theft Autoerotic Asphyxiation
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Never heard of this one. Any good?
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This post credits scene in Spider-man Brand New Day was freaking wild
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The same cover, but with the "say 'i am alive'" AI meme pasted on top of it after 10000 hours in MSPaint
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Frame #3619 from 60sE28 goo for pokey
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Dang, this one's ok but it's not as good as the one where they go to San Francisco
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Congratulations to Windows Bay for winning Big at the Emmys #Emmies
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Lol, never change Bluesky
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
buh
german boo token called Buh
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 14,1946
P1- NANCY IS OUT OF HER BED CHASING A MOSQUITO WITH A SWATTER
P2- NANCY IS RUNNING WITH THE SWATTER TRYING TO GET THE MOSQUITO 
P3- NANCY SWINGS AND MISSES THE MOSQUITO 
P4- NANCY IS FINALLY GETS THE MOSQUITO WITH THE SWATTER
P5- SUDDENLY NANCY IS SWATTED ON THE HEAD BY A GIANT MOSQUITO 
MOSQUITO: HOW DO YOU LIKE IT ?
P6- EXASPERATED NANCY WAKES UP IN HER BED
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Thor's Excited 'YEEESSS!'
ALT: Thor's Excited 'YEEESSS!'
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Dalton Trumboner @scoobydoobygoo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This incredible deal inspired me to finally pull the trigger and buy a used copy of the game for $35 on eBay. Thank you Nintendo.
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Frame #192 from E07 A Miner Affair
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 12/09/2026
Vince McMahon falling out of chair meme, 3 stages:

1) Kevin Hart ad
2) For sports gambling
3) That airs every single commercial break
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Frame #6953 from 60sE11 the small planets
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Wrestling Brain @wrestlingbrain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Will be posting this every year for the rest of my life
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Chris Camposeo @chriscampy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I am fucking wheezing right now
The Three Stooges official account honoring 9/11
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