Reposted by babaluigiNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 07/08/2026This is Miyamoto. I'm here to share an update on the upcoming game in the Super Mario series. Fuuuuck its gone. It's all gone. I deleted everything, all of it. The ice cream elephant melted and everything. Fuck. 373507844
babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Call the USMNT Schrodingers Cat the way they don’t exist in the box 000
babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · 01/07/2026The Fox News local insertions for like conservative authors books and shit on the World Cup broadcast are coming through with like 92kbps audio quality lmfao these guys fucking suck 000
Reposted by babaluigisweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026i’m having a tourism baby on the haunted mansion ride at disneyland 1529542
babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · 30/06/2026dating the eldest daughter of a chaebol empire family just to dunk on them with extreme prejudice at an NBA expansion event red carpet soft opening in Seoul 010
babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · 24/06/2026One time popular rapper Rick Ross said, “I’m smoking dope. I’m on my cell phone” and that’s very true, him and I are a lot alike in that respect 000
babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · 17/06/2026chelly dogbody froze his marballizers and listened to alien ant farm before your little cousins birthday. What’s your next move 100
babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · 17/06/2026the chosen few picnic has distanced itself from John Summit in advance of the America 250 Celebtation 000
babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · 17/06/2026melky cabrera just let his juice fly in my historic library room. and that’s okay 000
babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · 17/06/2026as a guy who has played cyberpunk 2077 and just bought a roku-enabled pioneer television i gotta say the fox takeover is fuckin sick so far 000
Reposted by babaluigislop enjoyer @slop.guru · 13/06/2026i’m smoking legal weed with an ice cold modelo and watching the c-span livestream as they are about to remove trump’s illegitimate name from the kennedy center don’t ever tell me this country doesn’t belong to the people 1423
Reposted by babaluigiAdam Nuttesac @cigaregrets.bsky.social · 05/06/2026My buddy just pronounced Dadaist as “Da-Daste” and in a way a Dadaist may say saying “Da-Daste” is more Dadaist than saying Dadaist. 011
babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · 28/05/2026me: yeah you can come pick it up at 7 guy on facebook marketplace: you had better not be disabled . me: haha no it’s a pretty heavy tv but I got it guy: I am ableist 020
babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · 13/05/2026flaying myself in the town square surrounded by votive candles singing cat stevens 010
babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · 29/04/2026*explaining “lol” to an alien* me: yeah but like you’re not actually laughing out loud. It’s on the inside alien: *laughs with mouth closed* me: now you’re getting it 020
babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I’m drinking tropical fruit smoothies at shabazz napier’s house 000
babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I wonder if in an alternate universe he got a lot of poon in college and his buddies called him gash patel 000
Reposted by babaluigiBill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 22/04/2026time to fill up the nissan al-ghaib 1356
babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · 15/04/2026we used to throw “o” on the end of shit like crazy. Whammo. flip-o-matic. The 90s equivalent of “yuppers” 000
babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · 13/04/2026judge: u are hereby sentenced to life in prison without possibility of parole this court is adjourned chief keef gavel: bang bangg 010
babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · 18/03/2026(2008 indie sleaze seinfeld, interior, LES warehouse in a state of disrepair) JERRY: she says she wants to rent out the space to do her bird sanctuary music. KRAMER: her what? ELAINE (shouting from the art loft): avian flute JERRY: right, bird flu 011
Reposted by babaluigislop enjoyer @slop.guru · 06/03/2026none of this would have happened if kevin mcallister would have punched trump in the balls so hard that he died in home alone 2: lost in new york 624848
Reposted by babaluigiAdam Nuttesac @cigaregrets.bsky.social · 28/02/2026I was today years old when I found out “Islands in the Stream” is about passing a kidney stone! 021
babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · 02/02/2026“the nutty professor” has taken on new meaning this year, 000
babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · 02/02/2026learned all the nutella tricks we weren’t taught in school and still failed the bechdel test 000
Reposted by babaluigimarissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 03/10/2025im smokin permafrost. im smokin ibogaine darts. im in the underworld slidin my bugatti like the fight club penguin 26513
babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · 08/01/2026contributing to healthy discourse on the home electrical forums . 000
babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · 05/01/2026wish people still had jive. Louis prima spoke on this 1102
babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · 05/01/2026wish a woman would let me manny down her rosalind banks 010
babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Using junk science to convince my girlfriend to let me nut in her Clinique 000
babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · 31/12/2025don’t know why we started calling it “wintry mix” . i prefer to call it by its proper slurname, “sleet” 010
babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · 23/12/2025“ahaha I just lost the game” cool and I just put a million ants in your house. new game I just made up called there’s a million ants in your house 000
babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Got yelled at by the puerto rican receptionist for playing slots on my phone at full volume in the waiting room at the pediatricians office. No I don’t have a child are you crazy, now shut up I just got a bonus 010
babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · 25/11/2025New ketchup being added to the Sauce Library today folks, got this bad boy with my hash browns from dunkin this morning. “Signature Ketchup” from Inspire Brands. Don’t think I’ve had this one yet very excited to try 010
babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · 08/11/2025I’m in massapequa watching illegal aliens go to town on a hock ham. ICE nowhere to be found, 000
Reposted by babaluigislop enjoyer @slop.guru · 26/10/2025i had a dream last night i met zaza binks who is just jar jar binks that sells weed 26812
babaluigi @scooblionics.bsky.social · 06/09/2025guy from a planet where they don’t throw their extra salt in the sink: woah woah woah dude what the fuck 020
Reposted by babaluigiAdam Nuttesac @cigaregrets.bsky.social · 05/09/2025my uber driver just waited for me to get in, looked at me, sighed, and then stuck a ‘baby on board’ sticker on his rear windshield???? 0355
Reposted by babaluigislop enjoyer @slop.guru · 25/08/2025put all my eggs in one basket? you fool. you absolute idiot. i have hidden my eggs in locations across the globe you can’t even conceive of 49714
