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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

I just saw an ad for "plant-based rice"... what do they think the real thing is? 🤔

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The real treasure was the Russian misinformation bots we met along the way

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“And then the Senator with brain damage switched parties so that the senile president could keep appointing drunks and rapists to his cabinet…” Explaining this all to future generations will be tough.

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Lee King ↘️Hades @xxxfennxxx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Happy Locktober to those that celibate

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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I invited this person to search for that and see what he got. 🤣

Quote: "Learned another new acronym this morning: BLUF (bottom line up front). Seems like the military version of TLDR."

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The defense contractor who bribed Susan Collins has learned his lesson. by Susan Collins

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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

So the COVID going around seems to come with lingering fatigue. Twice in a row I thought I was fine in the morning and am completely wiped at the end of the day. I should have ordered grocery delivery again instead of going to the store.

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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I never want to hear Republicans giving shit to furries again.

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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Because I'm a grown-up I'm eating pie for dinner 😁

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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Amazon has under "Things to Reorder" today that air fryer I let a YouTuber con me into buying. (I use it and it's fine, I just wouldn't have bought that particular one.) Are these appliances that bad that they need to be replaced every few months? Are people that bad with them?

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Because today's youth waste their money on lattes and avocado toast, they”ll never be able to afford a lawyer when they’re vindictively framed and charged by the Trump administration.

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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Our VMware renewal at work would have been 410% higher than last year. We've been converting to Proxmox in anticipation. Fraudcom indeed

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Conservatives in 2016: TRIGGERED LIB???? Conservatives in 2026: We are installing trigger warnings in the Smithsonian

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Anyone who objects to Secretary Hegseth’s mandatory testosterone supplements is simply too effeminate. Here’s why watching Joe Biden eat ice cream made me think about oral sex. by J.D. Vance

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Rocket @rocketknight.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

About 35% of kink is downstream of neurodivergent people's need to be squeezed really hard

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Tana @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Saw a truck on my way home that said "Veteran's Junk Removal" and I think it's great that there's a company offering mobile gender affirming care for our veterans.

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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Marley Spoon tricked me into making a Hello Fresh meal. Still tasted good though.

Plate of sauteed chicken, zucchini, and millet prepared like couscous.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Mitch McConnell’s heart attack raises new questions about Joe Biden’s health.

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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Sixt should fire their ad agency.

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Akinetopsia @akinetopsia.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

"it's for the kids!", insist the people who are in the Epstein files

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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

"Ricola Diabetics" is the name of my new garage band.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Breaking | The Trump Administration is negotiating a deal to repaint Reflecting Pool to prior color, allow algae to stay.

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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

No I.D.O.L. for me today. I'm too pooped to pop from traveling all day!

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Silver 😵‍💫🐶🧠✨ @spacepupsilver.com · 10/06/2026

I posted a happy pride drawing to instagram. Of course the comments would be like that.

A hank scorpio simpsons parody image of a puppy slapping their head and saying "Duh! I forogt I have to pretend I don't like sex to enjoy having civil rights!".

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Who cares about Vanilla Ice canceling? He’s a mediocre rapper who owes his whole career to being white. by Kid Rock

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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I’m sure the guy who couldn’t book Milli Vanilli will win this war

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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

I had a very mid lunch (alternate method of meatballs I won't do again) followed by a nice afternoon watching YouTube and napping. Then I came downstairs to the rude awakening of all the dirty dishes 😭

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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Es ist mir lustig, wenn Deutsche meinen Benutzernamen entdecken.

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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

People don’t seem to like it when you refer to a BLUF number as a “leather drone number”.

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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 11/12/2024

Googling Stuff: Then v Now.

This title if the comic is ‘Googling Stuff…’
The comic shows two columns: on the left is “Then” showing search results with one thing listed as “the thing you want”

On the right column is ‘Now’ - also showing search results but in this case it’s a whole bunch of stuff you don’t need:

AI TAKING A WILD STAB AT IT WITH SOME
BLATANT MISINFORMATION

SPONSORED RESULT

SPONSORED RESULT

SPONSORED RESULT

SPONSORED RESULT

PEOPLE ALSO ASK

VIEW PRODUCTS

And then right at the bottom just off screen is ‘the thing you want’

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Mother's Day can be bittersweet for those whose mothers suddenly fell down a high flight of stairs after her past allegations of rape surfaced while her ex-husband was facing a new rape trial. May those moms rest in peace on their ex-husbands' golf courses. by Ivanka, Eric, & Donald Trump, Jr.

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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Friday night I went to pup social for the first time in several months, and someone provided a 10+ year old slideshow for the bar's video. Memories of people who moved away, who have died, who have retreated from the scene. How things used to be.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

It is incredibly wrong for Jimmy Kimmel to joke about my husband dying. It’s not like he’s Paul Pelosi or Rob and Michele Reiner. by Melania Trump

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

There were 11 assassination attempts against Obama. Here’s why what happened last night shows that our society is falling apart.

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Skye @simplyskye.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

The memes never me let down

Kash Patel holding bottles of liqueur in each hand with words below saying. “I heard shots”

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Holy shit, he really is. This was supposed to be a joke.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Trump has agreed to end the war in Iran if Iran agrees to rename the Strait of Hormuz the "Strait of America".

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Opinion | I was a lifelong liberal Democrat. Then BlueSky was down for the better part of a day.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Analysis | Instead of squabbling with the Catholic Church, President Trump must focus on what they have in common, such as a legacy of protecting pedophiles.

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Butlarian Cheehad @carbine.chee.gay · 11/04/2026

This is peak furry room party content simulator. We have like 10 dudes standing around awkwardly waiting for a fancy pooltoy to be inflated.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Source: Melania Trump planning second press conference to announce she did not personally rape E. Jean Carroll.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

We will build a second Strait of Hormuz, and Mexico is going to pay for it. by Donald J. Trump

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Maggie Smith @maggiesmithpoet.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

So pro-life means jailing women who miscarry but shrugging when the deranged president says “a whole civilization will die tonight.” Do I have that right?

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Our intelligence indicates that Iran is assembling nuclear bombs in hospitals, schools, and residential apartments. I hope this information is helpful to President Trump. by Benjamin Netanyahu

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