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schwuld00d

@schwuld00d.bsky.social
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Seattle. Gear up or get off my lawn. Gay, extremely demi (maybe even gray ace), fetishy. 8647

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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
0.45 Scaramuccis
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I just saw an ad for "plant-based rice"... what do they think the real thing is? 🤔
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Walking through IKEA when you've studied Swedish is a trip. Turn the corner and the sign on a sofa boldly proclaims THE OLD VILLAGE
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Requires SKITHÅL sold separately
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Did the light bulb want to change or is this a consent violation? 🧐
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
#fuckfirst
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Thankful that the geese are still outside
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
On a Monday in October.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The real treasure was the Russian misinformation bots we met along the way
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Someone is giving driver's licenses to foreigners without asking whether they know what following distance is.
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I would like to hand these out in my community... we just have a lot of Student Driver stickers with no teenagers at the wheel.
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the Shel Silverstein where the little girl actually died because she didn't get a pony
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
JFC... but not wrong.
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wearing the wetsuit for its intended purpose ♥️
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“And then the Senator with brain damage switched parties so that the senile president could keep appointing drunks and rapists to his cabinet…” Explaining this all to future generations will be tough.
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I thought Vivishine sold something like that? Maybe it was for shining.
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Who said it first tober
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
PROTECT TRANSISTOR LIVES
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
0xfa6607
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Lee King ↘️Hades @xxxfennxxx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy Locktober to those that celibate
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I just remember they were all made of nylon spandex, which is God's Fabric
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It seems to me that people in our community who might organize such an event either have time or money, but never a lot of both.
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I see nothing wrong.
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can't argue
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Isn't a bad chardonnay the most chemical-y?
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And that is a Fibonacci sequence number
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🤔 I had 51 for taking out the trash
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I invited this person to search for that and see what he got. 🤣
Quote: "Learned another new acronym this morning: BLUF (bottom line up front). Seems like the military version of TLDR."
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The defense contractor who bribed Susan Collins has learned his lesson. by Susan Collins
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Salesforce the company sucks. Oh the nickeling and diming they brought to Tableau when they bought it.
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That big-ass book that I bought once and didn't get anywhere close to my money's worth... well, the Atlanta one was really big anyway.
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
By "chastened", do you mean locked in a chastity device with Putin holding the key?
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Avionics?
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I recognized at least one of them from my spank bank
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Now I'm thinking of the Janet Jackson song
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So the COVID going around seems to come with lingering fatigue. Twice in a row I thought I was fine in the morning and am completely wiped at the end of the day. I should have ordered grocery delivery again instead of going to the store.
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wah wah waaaaah is muted trombone (where they stick a butt plug looking thing in the bell)
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okay but will you get the neon mirror shades to match?
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I never want to hear Republicans giving shit to furries again.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I guess now we know what all those Trumpers mean by “lions not sheep”
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Kash Patel defends FBI hiring policy on applicants who have engaged in bestiality
Senators question FBI chief on move to cut restrictions on agent applicants who have engaged in bestiality
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Comme on fait
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Not the box the cat poops in, but the fresh litter must also come in a box?
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'll just point out that Berlin has contests but that's not what the world comes to them for.
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
With photos?
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Because I'm a grown-up I'm eating pie for dinner 😁
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bellevue serves an important purpose. Imagine how many more Laurelhursts we would have in Seattle if it weren't for Bellevue
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Fingers crossed for the pie crust, I followed a suggestion of using cinnamon Chex in place of graham crackers.
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm hiding from the war zone in my kitchen after making a strawberry... ice cream pie? cheesecake? (Only her hairdresser knows for sure) and chicken piccata with sauteed spinach and mashed potatoes.
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I love how you are very specifically Not Like New Orleans
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
🤔
MyDialect heat map, showing highest match over most of California, southern New Mexico, and western 2/3 of Texas
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