schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 16/10/2026I just saw an ad for "plant-based rice"... what do they think the real thing is? 🤔 210 2
schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Walking through IKEA when you've studied Swedish is a trip. Turn the corner and the sign on a sofa boldly proclaims THE OLD VILLAGE 010 1
schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Did the light bulb want to change or is this a consent violation? 🧐 110 1
Reposted by schwuld00dNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The real treasure was the Russian misinformation bots we met along the way 251015119 1K
schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Someone is giving driver's licenses to foreigners without asking whether they know what following distance is. 010 1
schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I would like to hand these out in my community... we just have a lot of Student Driver stickers with no teenagers at the wheel. 110 1
schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the Shel Silverstein where the little girl actually died because she didn't get a pony 000 0
Reposted by schwuld00dNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“And then the Senator with brain damage switched parties so that the senile president could keep appointing drunks and rapists to his cabinet…” Explaining this all to future generations will be tough. 311502202 1.5K
schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I thought Vivishine sold something like that? Maybe it was for shining. 100 1
Reposted by schwuld00dLee King ↘️Hades @xxxfennxxx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Happy Locktober to those that celibate 0122 12
schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I just remember they were all made of nylon spandex, which is God's Fabric 010 1
schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It seems to me that people in our community who might organize such an event either have time or money, but never a lot of both. 000 0
schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I invited this person to search for that and see what he got. 🤣 000 0
Reposted by schwuld00dNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The defense contractor who bribed Susan Collins has learned his lesson. by Susan Collins 331316232 1.3K
schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Salesforce the company sucks. Oh the nickeling and diming they brought to Tableau when they bought it. 020 2
schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 23/09/2026That big-ass book that I bought once and didn't get anywhere close to my money's worth... well, the Atlanta one was really big anyway. 010 1
schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 18/09/2026By "chastened", do you mean locked in a chastity device with Putin holding the key? 010 1
schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I recognized at least one of them from my spank bank 000 0
schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 17/09/2026So the COVID going around seems to come with lingering fatigue. Twice in a row I thought I was fine in the morning and am completely wiped at the end of the day. I should have ordered grocery delivery again instead of going to the store. 000 0
schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Okay but will you get the neon mirror shades to match? 100 1
schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I never want to hear Republicans giving shit to furries again. 010 1
Reposted by schwuld00dNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I guess now we know what all those Trumpers mean by “lions not sheep”theguardian.comKash Patel defends FBI hiring policy on applicants who have engaged in bestialitySenators question FBI chief on move to cut restrictions on agent applicants who have engaged in bestiality 4250172 501
schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Not the box the cat poops in, but the fresh litter must also come in a box? 110 1
schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I'll just point out that Berlin has contests but that's not what the world comes to them for. 101 1
schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Because I'm a grown-up I'm eating pie for dinner 😁 020 2
schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Bellevue serves an important purpose. Imagine how many more Laurelhursts we would have in Seattle if it weren't for Bellevue 000 0
schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Fingers crossed for the pie crust, I followed a suggestion of using cinnamon Chex in place of graham crackers. 110 1
schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I'm hiding from the war zone in my kitchen after making a strawberry... ice cream pie? cheesecake? (Only her hairdresser knows for sure) and chicken piccata with sauteed spinach and mashed potatoes. 110 1
schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I love how you are very specifically Not Like New Orleans 000 0