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schwuld00d

@schwuld00d.bsky.social
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Seattle. Gear up or get off my lawn. Gay, extremely demi (maybe even gray ace), fetishy. 8647

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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I invited this person to search for that and see what he got. 🤣
Quote: "Learned another new acronym this morning: BLUF (bottom line up front). Seems like the military version of TLDR."
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wah wah waaaaah is muted trombone (where they stick a butt plug looking thing in the bell)
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
🤔
MyDialect heat map, showing highest match over most of California, southern New Mexico, and western 2/3 of Texas
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Thistle
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Marley Spoon tricked me into making a Hello Fresh meal. Still tasted good though.
Plate of sauteed chicken, zucchini, and millet prepared like couscous.
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Automobile on the tracks in an elevated light rail station
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
🥶
Weather notice on phone: "58° F in Mount Baker, Seattle tomorrow / 22° colder than today"
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
This reminded me I could take the bus and train to one of them
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Cat from Neko Atsume shows the hole under its tail.
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
How I arrived on BlueSky
"Youth Making a Face", Adriaen Brouwer. Out of the whole National Gallery of Art it's the only work I remember.
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Homemade torta (can't get the right bread GF)
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Shepherd's pie in the pan on top of the stove
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Sending you love because wow what a shit show
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
🤔
Diagram of benefits of a Merrell waterproof tactical shoe, including "side zip for easy entry" which is not apparent in any of the photos
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Oh, Amazon...
Amazon search results for "men's tactical" include "men's tactical swim brief" and "men's tactical briefs"
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
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Flightradar24 screenshot of a cargo plane flying from Sea-Tac to Boeing Field
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
🤦‍♂️
Gemini getting itself confused about what an athletic cup is
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Wall clock depicting Jesus Christ looking at the time
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I thought to bake dessert right in the glass storage containers.
Stovetop with two glass containers of apple crumble, baked and cooling
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Yeah.
MINI app screenshot showing tire pressures. The right front tire has 37 psi and all others have 35.
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Is this a furry thing
YouTube notification of Andy Cooks cooking "Beef Kway Teow"
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I bought a burger smasher today and it changed my life.
Plate of fries and gyro burger (no bread) with tzatziki, Greek salad, and queso fresco on top
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I did
Plate of beef enchiladas, refried beans, and loaded arroz rojo
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
First hard liquor in 3 years. (I should have asked for a single!)
Cocktail
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Never mind that we were grinches to your friends and neighbors yesterday.
Email list including Amazon Business saying "Gifting season is here"
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I didn’t remember him having a Seahawks jersey!
Scene from ”Are You Being Served?” with Mr Humphries in a Seahawks jersey and clashing football pants
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Bark is the Swedish word for tree bark.
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Jesus Christ would you look at the time (a clock with Him staring at the dial)
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
This is why I don’t play much. I need a lot to be able to trust people and that is the opposite of gay men’s hookup culture.
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
@pupravenwolf.bsky.social @sinn.bsky.social
Y'all talking about giving your pup drugs during fireworks and idk if you mean ur dog or your boyfriend
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Cartoon "Starting Her Son Toward a Drunkard's Grave" from a book, The Temperance Program. The Home of An Indulgent Mother has steps leading down to A Drunkard's Grave: Piecing [sic] Between Meals; Patent Medicines and Soothing Syrups; Plenty of Pickles and Pork; Mexicanized [sic] Dishes and Pepper Sauces; Candies and Rich Pastries; Tea, Coffee, and Coca [sic]; Sodas, Pop and Ginger Ale; Tobacco and Cigarettes; Cards, Dice and Pool; and Liquor and Strong Drink.
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
SMPTE video test pattern
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Nuh uh
Screenshot of post saying it happened at 9:34
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Today's episode of "Just get it in a restaurant": Chicken katsu donburi and spinach gomae (way overdressed) because I worried about not getting enough vegetables. Tastes good but way too much work.
Spinach gomae and chicken katsu donburi plated on the table
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Earlier I had seen, and repeated the line, ”when Taco Bells were bisexual”.
Motorcyclist with white, teal, and purple bike and leathers, and bleached big hair and mullet, outside Taco Bell. Caption: ”Damn, dude, save some women for the rest of us.”
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Baker holds a tray of rolls
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
The best Christmas presents are worth waiting a little extra for.
Man stands next to new MINI Countryman SUV
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
This will smell amazing later and be 1,000,000% better than hominy from a can.
Dried posole hydrating in a crock pot
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Name a better qualified doctor than Dr. Oz
Can of Dr. Pepper
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Fridge plate for Thursday. Tomorrow: KÖTTBULLAR och NUDLAR
Dinner plate with chicken piccata, mashed potatoes, and sautéed spinach
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
My Swedish lessons reminded me of you.
Babbel translates ”Vinet verkar ha en korkdefekt” in Swedish as ”The wine seems corked.” Man makes a face at his wine glass.
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
1990’s era Taco Bell interior
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 26/07/2024
Damn
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 13/07/2024
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
*der Stiefel. Das Boot ist
Submarine in dock, on set filming the German movie "Das Boot".
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 23/01/2024
Father Guido Sarducci
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schwuld00d @schwuld00d.bsky.social · 23/01/2024
Father Guido Sarducci
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