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iota

@iotapup.bsky.social
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Kinky chicago lawyer-dog who posts mostly jokes, sometimes politics, sometimes NSFW (be forewarned!), and a few photos. #avgeek | he/him linktr.ee/iotapup

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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay but does Nigella know how to eat? Why is it so uncomfortable to watch her put food in her mouth…
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gotta say—having my tonsil incised and suctioned/drained was one of the worst experiences I’ve had. Truly terrible. The liquid hydrocodone though… 👍
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Has anyone had their tonsils out in their 30s/40s? It was just recommended to me today and sounds abysmal... 😑
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is this a safe space for revolutionary praxis?
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If you didn’t have a great day today, just remember—at least you’re not Ed Sheeran’s publicist.
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@artiethedobie.bsky.social was mean to me again this weekend 🥺
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Robyn night. With @artiethedobie.bsky.social
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I think this look suits me. I’m annoyed I forgot my septum ring.
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Smooth again
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Modern philosophy.
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I am once again begging apple—please make a SMALL phone
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I need nuzzles
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Obie and Finley decided to get into an argument on top of me.
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Silo Finale! LFG!!
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
LEELOO AS ILYA'S THERAPIST!? I'm going to be SO insufferable next season.
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just a reminder—metal expands when it's hot.. so if you lift a bridge, sometimes it's not the same size! *(BJ, don't repost this)*
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I was far too old when I realized that the “little piggy [who] went to market” wasn’t going grocery shopping…
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I finally get Golden out of my head after 1 year and Kelly Clarkson has to go and do it for Kellyoke...
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Okay this new TRT dose has me growing a lot of body hair. WOW 😳🥵
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is how I hook people on @dropout. #mountport #howcanthatbe
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
😭
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is really not what we needed right now...
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Me last night: "Maybe tomorrow will be the day I wake up not wanting to die." Me this morning—Nope. Still sick and very exhausted. Covid is killing me. I can't even talk on the phone for 4 minutes without being winded.
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Don’t you love capitalism? An 89mL bottle of cough syrup. One dose per instructions is 10mL for adults and 5mL for children. Cool.
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Baby has been an excellent nurse, keeping constantly under a close watch.
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Still actively dying. Will they give me drugs? TBD.
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I love feeling my body start the day feeling good and quickly deteriorate into a full blown sinus infection. fuck I feel like garbage
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
We're really warming up for the Air and Water Show on Monday morning. THE Monday morning after market days when everyone already feels like shit?
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Jake Rudy @jakerudy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Helaena yells “Dracarys!”. Dreamfyre rears back, opening her mouth. The sax intro to Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Run Away With Me” blares throughout King’s Landing. #hotd
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Glow dog
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
If you’re thinking of heading to the Eagle. The line is to the Lawrence red line
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Kamala Harris Do Not Come Message
ALT: Kamala Harris Do Not Come Message
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I’m at the beach! (Under a tent. Wearing a hat and SPF 50)
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I am preparing to welcome @itstheraybear.bsky.social in to home.
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Diona Doherty's 'I'm Cleaning' for Kenny Shiels
ALT: Diona Doherty's 'I'm Cleaning' for Kenny Shiels
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I didn't know Kansas had a Drag King vs Drag Queen state house primary this week!
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Locked needy faggot.
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Sometimes you gotta mix up genres. #FromSmutToScientology
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My post last night led to me agreeing to do 5 days locked which I might regret 🥺
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Help 🥺🥺
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Me when the enemies to lovers finally kiss on page 117! #books #reading #ireadtoomuchMMhockeyfiction
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Ray Bear! @itstheraybear.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Fun times with friends!!!
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Is it the diarrhea parasite or just anxiety/stress? 🫠🫠🫠
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
That's what I learned on nifty.org
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I love Obie so much 🥰
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I feel like such a daddy? Idk how I feel about it.
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Memaw would have made me unplug everything and avoid the bathroom.
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
A thunderstorm night?!? 🥹🥹
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
HE'S HOT! 🎉🎉🎉🎉
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The news just got INTERESTING today. Two people on the spire of the Empire State Building with a flag that says, "When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace."
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
"What's the call-in for the meeting?" Well.. there is no call in because it's an in-person meeting. And I've been sitting here waiting for you. So I guess THAT isn't happening.
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