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Schmidtier

@schmidtier.bsky.social
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Working-class writer and leftist—forklift certified.

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Schmidtier @schmidtier.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It was great seeing you in Naperville tonight, can't wait to start reading!
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Schmidtier @schmidtier.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me: Listening to Shiny Happy People.. "Man they really couldn't make this song today."
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Schmidtier @schmidtier.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Finally finished The Calamities! Now to begin drafting my caps-locked and vulgarity-laced email to @chuckwendig.bsky.social I'm thinking something like... I FUCKING LOVED THIS! BEST, RYAN
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Schmidtier @schmidtier.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We'll be there tonight! So pumped!
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Schmidtier @schmidtier.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Love this for him
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Schmidtier @schmidtier.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
American aircraft carriers retrofitted with iPhone factory suicide nets.
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pissed-off-g.bsky.social @pissed-off-g.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
🤣🤣 BREAKING: A reporter asked Mike Johnson at a press conference today, “Should we bother asking you any questions about Max Miller, Trump’s latest Iran deal, or his Capital One scandal, or have you not heard about any of them yet?"
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Schmidtier @schmidtier.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Charlie Brown is a banger
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Schmidtier @schmidtier.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Well this read was fucking devastating.. The Dark Night of Mathematics - by Kirwin Hampshire share.google/qjEs9qfSZ4sn...
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The Dark Night of Mathematics
What are we really doing?
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Schmidtier @schmidtier.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Whelp.. you called it.
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Schmidtier @schmidtier.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Love in the Time of Cyclospora
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Not that other guy, that's for sure @neogliberal.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It is crazy to say this about the Argentinean team. They're not babies. They might be soft like babies. They might cry like babies. They might even throw little tantrums if they don't get their way. But they're full-ass adults. And their coach should talk to them, actually.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Congrats to Spain. A generational ham country. Ham as a fingerfood, ham as a meal. They earned that trophy in my book. The ham book, in this instance.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Guy at the park rode by on a bicycle pulling a little dog trailer with a pomeranian in it, everyone went "aww" and he, without slowing down, very drily goes "He had a heart attack"
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Schmidtier @schmidtier.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
There's at least one child on this planet who won't die now thanks to Lindsey's torn aorta, good a reason as any to celebrate.
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Schmidtier @schmidtier.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
However marginally*
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Schmidtier @schmidtier.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The reason "the Left" celebrates the death of their opposition is because the Left is opposed to murder. So when a despicable little miscreant, who never met a war he didn't like or a school in the Middle East that he didn't want to see turned into rubble, we celebrate the off chance it helps.
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Schmidtier @schmidtier.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Yeah but they gotta inspect the spit trap at the gate
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Schmidtier @schmidtier.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Somedays I think I'm ok; somedays Degausser slips into the playlist.
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More Movies @moremovies.co.uk · 09/07/2026
Mitch is alive and well... and in perfect hibernation 🎬 #filmsky #moviesky #cinema
Mutch McConnell in carbon freeze, ready to be shipped off to Jabba the Hutt
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Schmidtier @schmidtier.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Selfenfreude
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Schmidtier @schmidtier.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Absolute opposite of a Midas touch 💩👈
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/07/2026
The US can still win the World Cup if Donald Trump has the courage
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Just 10 people have already poured $617 MILLION into this year’s midterm elections. In the entire 2008 presidential cycle, the last election before Citizens United, total billionaire spending was $16 million. This is not sustainable. We need to get Big Money out of our democracy.
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
my man looking like the baby from the Teletubby sun grew up to be an alcoholic
still from a tv showing coverage of the UFC white house fight. it's joe rogan in an ugly tie that's too short holding a microphone and looking like a blister with acne. You can see the white House in the background.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/06/2026
in honor of nancy mace losing her bid for governor
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Schmidtier @schmidtier.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
No notes.
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Schmidtier @schmidtier.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Schmidtier @schmidtier.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
"I want to lose again" So disappointing.
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Schmidtier @schmidtier.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Yep, correct identification of the energy we need to match, unless you're vibing with *gestures broadly to everything*
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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Schmidtier @schmidtier.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Time Traveler's Wife but I just drink too much.
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Schmidtier @schmidtier.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I wish him and Lindsey all the best.
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Schmidtier @schmidtier.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Steinbeck's Red Pony might just be one of the most devastating things I've ever read, but it's going to take me a while to really define why. What I'll never be able to do is recommend it highly enough or explain just how wrong the Goodreads rating is.
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Schmidtier @schmidtier.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I am Negan.
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Schmidtier @schmidtier.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
How I'm feeling after my last day of college..
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
every few months, americans are asked to resume their banquet and pretend a shooting didn't just happen
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Schmidtier @schmidtier.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Keep it up Governor, 2028 is going to the fighters!
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Schmidtier @schmidtier.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Ok so the creator of DTF just wanted to fucking hurt me then??
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The richest 10% of Americans own roughly 87% of stocks. The richest 1% alone own roughly half of all stocks. It's worth pointing out once again that the stock market is not the economy.
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Schmidtier @schmidtier.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I just want to live in a country where it's expected that the leaders can walk down the stairs..
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Taint @taint9.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Exactly 💯
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Effective 2025 federal tax rates paid by these corporations: Alphabet: 8.01% AT&T: 4.6% Meta: 3.57% General Motors: 3.09% Amazon: 1.37% Exxon Mobil: 1.31% Disney: -1.57% CVS Health: -3.88% Income tax rate paid by the typical American: 14.5% This is what a rigged system looks like.
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Lily Bug 🩷🥰, Fawn 🦌🐾, and Queen Karma👑🌈 @dogsareperfection.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Still shocking 😳🤯🤣
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Pretty clear this shit is just a fetish at this point.
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Christopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Pope Leo XIV carried the cross across all fourteen stations for over an hour. The prayers named children who had been “taken away and imprisoned during protests, deported by policies devoid of compassion, shipwrecked on desperate journeys of hope, killed in war zones, and wiped out in death camps.”
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Walz: We will never leave the side of our Somali Minnesotans. Here's our pledge to you, our Somali Minnesotans, your great grandchildren will still be here when that orange clown is in the dustbin of history.
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Schmidtier @schmidtier.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
"All around is anger, automatic guns Is death in large numbers No respect for women or our little ones I tried talking to Jesus But He just put me on hold Said He'd been swamped by calls this week And He could not shake his cold" - Colin Hay (Beautiful World)
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Schmidtier @schmidtier.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I know the cartoon wasn't about villainizing him, that's why I added it.
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