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Mr. Normal

@schmendimite.bsky.social
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Outside unless I'm not, forever just one step ahead of the reaper (Lyme disease).

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legal cat 🐾 @legalcat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS' statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: "And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***." MOTHERRRRR
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Paramore’s Hayley Williams unleashes profanity-filled response after DHS tells her to ‘thank’ ICE
‘We suggest Ms. Williams to thank them for their service, not belittle their sacrifice,’ the DHS said
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lafayette Square isn't "a historic protest site." It's a fucking park. And it's packed on nice days. Calling it a protest site is White House framing. They're closing a popular public park to create a presidential palace Saddam Hussein would love.
nytimes.com
Inside Trump's Plan to Fence Off a Historic Protest Site (Gift Article)
The president’s proposal to enclose a park in Washington could alter how the space has been used for generations.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh brother.
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every single one of these stories is like this and it pisses me off to no end
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Impeachment Royale
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Screenshot of a headline and quote from the Financial Times following the 2024 election. The quote reads:

“I feel liberated,” said a top banker. “We can say ‘retard’ and ‘pussy’ without the fear of getting cancelled… it’s a new dawn.”
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
cool!
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
finally got on the train earlier this year and have been enjoying exploring the studio space now that the stage where everyone was trying to use them for everything like making lasagna has also passed
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Asylum seekers are legal immigrants. Hope that helps clear up your misunderstanding.
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I enjoy Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion because it has the cheek to ask us to pretend that Mira Sorvino wasn't basically the hottest thing on two legs at the time
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the slur of mercy
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That's uncommonly brutal. If someone said that to me in the heat of an argument I'm not coming back from it
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Goo Hand Luke
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
when someone asks what you're doing and it's definitely only normal stuff
manga panel with a guy defensively answering "just normal stuff....it's completely normal!!"
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
20 y/o me would be amazed that I'm still alive
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 17/09/2026
no crazier than saying you're gonna "solve self-driving" by the end of the year for a decade while your half-baked product kills at least 60 people and ending up the richest man alive
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm Pregnant and It's Yours, Charlie Brown
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 16/09/2026
*Tegan and Sara voices* 🎶I was brothers with the pope I said please help do taxes 🎶
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When whatever creatures that inherit the earth ask about 2026 just show them this screenshot
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Brad Heath @bradheath.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Interesting window into immigration enforcement: An ICE supervisor in upstate New York stopped at Walmart to use the bathroom and instead ended up surveilling a group of Spanish-speakers he saw in the toy aisle. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
For the past two years I've been tracking every bill proposed in state legislatures across the country to figure out what Republican plans for the future are. The answer, based on these 1,182 bills, is that they want to repeal the 20th Century heartlandsignal.com/2026/09/09/b...
heartlandsignal.com
Proof from the states: the right wing attempt to repeal the 20th century – Heartland Signal
Republicans are in Dallas this week making the case that the other side is the extreme one. We read the legislation they introduced in all 50 states and built a searchable record of what we found: 1,1...
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
apparently there is a Korean webtoon titled "Somebody Stop The Pope!" and i think that's great
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I mean this has always been thr fallback plan- draw it out and keep declaring victory until a Democratic POTUS has to be the adult, put an end to this criminal farce, and absorb all the blame. Biden Adghanistan 2.0
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Maybe he also should have picked a woman who isn't also extremely attractive w/o makeup if this was the point he was trying to make?
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 03/09/2026
Just got outta the TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY 35th anniversary rerelease and Jesus Christ, man. What a movie. They had to do all that shit for real. They had to fly that helicopter under an overpass. They had to blow up that building. They had to find an actor who could turn into liquid metal.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 03/09/2026
If you’re living overseas with the state department and getting care from the medical officers at the embassy, your psychiatrist’s notes are government’s property
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
wife just accidentally referred to Thousand Island dressing as Long Island dressing and our house needs an exorcist to remove the curse invoked by that phrase
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The next time you just randomly start uncontrollably shitting your pants, you'll know who to blame. As opposed to those other times before. Those are squarely on you. www.politico.com/news/2026/08...
politico.com
USDA cyclospora research projects shelved amid funding cuts and relocations
The shuttering of three projects is expected to hinder vital research at a time when consumers are increasingly worried about the safety of the food supply.
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Michael McDonald @electproject.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Who is president in 2026 is the burning political question of our time
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hieronymous Bosch, The Funny Papers of Earthly Delights
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
what would u do if we accidentally kissed under the Colorado Rockies rain delay field tarp 👀 👉👈
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
ridiculous creature
A slightly chonky brown striped tabby lying on a recliner footrest, his head and both front arms dangling over the side like he's some sort of melting goo that's about to slide off.
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Manifesting a cover band that does Mashup of Elvis and The Who and they're called Teenage Graceland
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Here is a clip of Trump mispronouncing "Yosemite" as "Yo, Semite"
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
current status:
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 27/08/2026
DHS repeatedly said that an aggressive Chicago apartment raid was prompted by intel on a Venezuelan gang takeover. Records reveal the real story behind the raid: targeting alleged squatters with the landlord’s blessing. 👂 Listen to the full episode:
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The True Story of Why Immigration Agents Raided a Chicago Apartment Building
Podcast Episode · Paper Trail · August 20 · 42m
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Again, the constantly unreported news here is that all of this is wildly illegal & violates both the USMCA that Trump himself negotiated & our WTO obligations. Als, the Section 338 rationale, like all the others, is total BS, & everyone knows this, but the media doesn't even mention it anymore 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Republicans have spent the last year trying to defund Dolly Parton
article about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Indianaarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Kentuckyarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Missouriiarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Washington
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is just and even stupider, lower-stakes roko's basilisk with extra paperwork
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
NC-17 rating or gtfo
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
that's right
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
that’s right
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don’t think any court should be allowed to consider the question “is the president allowed to try to overthrow democracy?” and any court that does should be understood as having nullified itself, its authority, and all its past and future rulings.
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Angus Young Syndrome. Started dressing as an English schoolboy as a bit for AC/DC shows early in their career, and stuck wearing short pants in front of thousands of people well into his late 60s
AC/DC guitarist Angus Young onstage.
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"But doctor, I am Pagliacci and Do You Even Lift, Bro?"
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
(Hit my target of a 275lb bench press on by my b-day)
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hitting a weightllifting personal record during an acute depressive episode should earn you an extra little reward. Like a single black balloon should slowly float down from the ceiling and a sad clown brings you a protein cupcake with a candle for you to blow out
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
hey man you're sounding kinda hitler-y today, you feeling okay? maybe take a nap or make yourself a cup of herbal tea to sort that out, yeah?
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You know my hips don't lie They are in serious pain, especially the left one after a day of strenuous work or exercise and I don't take any painkiller
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