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Sarah

@scattereddancer.bsky.social
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writing and napping / not in that order sarahlofgren.com/links Stories in Malarkey Books, Querencia Press, Hearth & Coffin, Jane Austen's Wastebasket, Wrong Publishing, other places

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Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Overheard in the elevator - Dude 1: So, did u have a good vacation? Did u enjoy ur waterboarding? - Dude 2: My… what? - Dude 1: Weren’t u going waterboarding? - Dude 2: 😳 - Dude 2: Do u mean paddle boarding?
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Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
good thing I invested my money in jellycats instead of spacex. Gotta trust my intuition more often
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Your daily affirmation: Don't sit there feeling sorry for yourself. Get up, get out there, and actively feel sorry for yourself at a bookstore, movie theater, or haunted shopping mall.
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Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Instagram: Would you like a little sprinkle of content with your ads? Just for a treat? Mix things up a bit? We crazy 🤪
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This is a great post. Have you considered repurposing it into 3 other pieces of content?
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Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Concerned my next era will be “puppet maker” and not sure how to stop this train before I become something I can’t take back
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Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
sarah-lofgren.medium.com
Thanks for Shopping at Dianthus Dreams
Were you a good customer today? 👀
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Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
As for me, I am dedicated to watching the ones who watch the watchers. Casually, though
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Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
take me back to the night we met
Book it reading program pin
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 24/03/2026
What if I laid down on my side and started screaming and called that the book
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Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
My name has an “h” in it, btw, in case that wasn’t made clear by the fact that there’s an “h” in it and it’s right there
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Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
We all know how to pronounce “nudibranch” right?
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Malarkey @malarkeybooks.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
You don’t need AI to write a book. You just need some kind of hole inside yourself.
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Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
developing a bunch of bizarre punctuation !! quirk£ so no 1 will ever accu£e me !! of being ai
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Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I wrote a Christmas story! At the very last minute! And it contains murder most ratty. sarah-lofgren.medium.com/cut-the-chri...
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Cut the Christmas Lights, Because Someone Killed the Rat King
Fortunately, this detective is here to crack the case.
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Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I really like it in old movies when they say, “ah, that old chestnut”
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Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I have the proud distinction of being allergic to my allergy eye drops
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Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Mayhaps we fall back each day, again and again, until clocks become living organisms spurring us into walking widdershins into ever greater frenzies of sleep
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Every now and then it's nice to pick your head up from your book, reacquaint yourself with the world, take a hard pass and immediately go right back to reading. Balance is important.
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Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Hot take of the day: Pickle ball is only popular because it has a funny name. If it were call green ball no one would play it
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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh) @www.jrrjokien.com · 13/05/2025
when you open a shared doc and someone else is viewing the doc at the same time:
Frodo and the Eye of Sauron
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Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
To save mankind we’ll have to do the one thing the Entity (a being with access to limitless knowledge) could never in a million years predict that we would do… The mature thing
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Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Have a problem with me? Take it up with Ralph. (Ralph is my brain)
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Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Independent Bookstore Day is tomorrow! This is your reminder to drop in and give your local indie some love ❤️📚❤️ #booksky
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A cool thing about me is that I'm an expert in how popes are selected because I've seen the 2024 film Conclave.
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Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Folks, you have to get out there and see Sinners. See it in the theater — it’s worth the experience. Really exciting, audacious movie-making
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Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Personally, I’ve never been great at science, so I’m psyched we’re replacing it with vibes, something I totally understand
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Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I’ve been tweaking this Medium piece for ages and here it is! I’m glad I got it done before the world actually ends. sarah-lofgren.medium.com/please-rate-...
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Please Rate and Review the End of the World
Your feedback helps us provide the most memorable apocalypse possible… not that anyone will be around to remember it
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Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Gonna be bringing floppy panda energy into the upcoming summer
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Notorious P.I.G. (Your Fairy Hogmother) 🐽 @anotoriouspig.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
My "come hither" look has morphed into a "go yonder" look, and I'm just fine with that
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Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I take a lot of probiotics so it can be fun to kinda spin the wheel on everything else
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Phoebe Barton 🚀🇺🇳 @phoebebarton.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
R.E.M. did not adequately prepare me for this moment. i don't feel fine at all.
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Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
They sent me the wrong edition for the second book and I am not okay #booksky 😞
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Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
It’s like I’m a zookeeper AND a tiger and the zookeeper isn’t doing his job
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Sarah. 🥀🦇🕸️ @vampireghuleh.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
i was born for two reasons; to read books, and to overthink
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Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
No one tells me I have an old soul anymore, which seems like a bad sign
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Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I could have like a gorgeous kidney or something and I’ll never know
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
at least tomorrow is friday
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Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Accidentally clicking the link to my own website… total jumpscare
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Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Sunny day, wandering the sidewalks of Seattle, taking in the street art, normal stuff 😎
Mannequin with a mustache and a globe for a head carrying a guitar
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Ursula le Guin, on the accusation that fantasy is an escape from reality
[“Fantasy is escapist, and that is its glory. If a soldier is imprisoned by the enemy, don’t we consider it his duty to escape? The moneylenders, the know-nothings, the authoritarians have us all in prison; if we value the freedom of the mind and soul, if we’re partisans of liberty, then it’s our plain duty to escape, and to take as many people with us as we can.”]
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Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
No better time to read James Baldwin. #booksky #amreading
Copy of Go Tell it on the Mountain by James Baldwin
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Behind every great man is a great woman. Behind every great woman is that same man back to back. Around them is a pack of wolves. The woman grips a knife, the first wolf attacks
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Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Looks like I’ll be driving my 2001 Camry until that asteroid puts an end to the nonsense commonly referred to as humanity
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Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Anyone ever accidentally wear one of those zit stars to the office?
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tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
We should rapidly revert back through our evolutionary stages once we reach old age so we can slowly shuffle back into the sea to feed on small aquatic organisms and meander peacefully through shallow waters
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Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
What if new Jurassic Park was from the dinosaurs’ perspective, just trying to hang out on their chill island and these little futuristic fleshy monsters keep bothering them
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.
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Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Everyone’s microplastics whisper elaborate murder plans in the middle of the night, right? Like, seems pretty normal?
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