Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Overheard in the elevator - Dude 1: So, did u have a good vacation? Did u enjoy ur waterboarding? - Dude 2: My… what? - Dude 1: Weren’t u going waterboarding? - Dude 2: 😳 - Dude 2: Do u mean paddle boarding? 000
Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026good thing I invested my money in jellycats instead of spacex. Gotta trust my intuition more often 000
Reposted by SarahEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Your daily affirmation: Don't sit there feeling sorry for yourself. Get up, get out there, and actively feel sorry for yourself at a bookstore, movie theater, or haunted shopping mall. 111724
Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Instagram: Would you like a little sprinkle of content with your ads? Just for a treat? Mix things up a bit? We crazy 🤪 000
Reposted by SarahMatt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 25/06/2026This is a great post. Have you considered repurposing it into 3 other pieces of content? 2701
Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Concerned my next era will be “puppet maker” and not sure how to stop this train before I become something I can’t take back 000
Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 28/04/2026sarah-lofgren.medium.comThanks for Shopping at Dianthus DreamsWere you a good customer today? 👀 000
Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026As for me, I am dedicated to watching the ones who watch the watchers. Casually, though 010
Reposted by SarahTaco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 24/03/2026What if I laid down on my side and started screaming and called that the book 1214519
Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 27/02/2026My name has an “h” in it, btw, in case that wasn’t made clear by the fact that there’s an “h” in it and it’s right there 000
Reposted by SarahMalarkey @malarkeybooks.bsky.social · 08/02/2026You don’t need AI to write a book. You just need some kind of hole inside yourself. 14211
Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 26/01/2026developing a bunch of bizarre punctuation !! quirk£ so no 1 will ever accu£e me !! of being ai 000
Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 23/12/2025 I wrote a Christmas story! At the very last minute! And it contains murder most ratty. sarah-lofgren.medium.com/cut-the-chri...sarah-lofgren.medium.comCut the Christmas Lights, Because Someone Killed the Rat KingFortunately, this detective is here to crack the case. 010
Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 20/12/2025I really like it in old movies when they say, “ah, that old chestnut” 000
Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 19/11/2025I have the proud distinction of being allergic to my allergy eye drops 010
Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Mayhaps we fall back each day, again and again, until clocks become living organisms spurring us into walking widdershins into ever greater frenzies of sleep 000
Reposted by SarahJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Every now and then it's nice to pick your head up from your book, reacquaint yourself with the world, take a hard pass and immediately go right back to reading. Balance is important. 17834109
Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Hot take of the day: Pickle ball is only popular because it has a funny name. If it were call green ball no one would play it 000
Reposted by SarahJRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh) @www.jrrjokien.com · 13/05/2025when you open a shared doc and someone else is viewing the doc at the same time: 215316
Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 24/05/2025To save mankind we’ll have to do the one thing the Entity (a being with access to limitless knowledge) could never in a million years predict that we would do… The mature thing 000
Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Have a problem with me? Take it up with Ralph. (Ralph is my brain) 000
Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Independent Bookstore Day is tomorrow! This is your reminder to drop in and give your local indie some love ❤️📚❤️ #booksky 070
Reposted by SarahEmily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 21/04/2025A cool thing about me is that I'm an expert in how popes are selected because I've seen the 2024 film Conclave. 2768242
Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Folks, you have to get out there and see Sinners. See it in the theater — it’s worth the experience. Really exciting, audacious movie-making 010
Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Personally, I’ve never been great at science, so I’m psyched we’re replacing it with vibes, something I totally understand 031
Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 11/04/2025I’ve been tweaking this Medium piece for ages and here it is! I’m glad I got it done before the world actually ends. sarah-lofgren.medium.com/please-rate-...sarah-lofgren.medium.comPlease Rate and Review the End of the WorldYour feedback helps us provide the most memorable apocalypse possible… not that anyone will be around to remember it 020
Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Gonna be bringing floppy panda energy into the upcoming summer 010
Reposted by SarahNotorious P.I.G. (Your Fairy Hogmother) 🐽 @anotoriouspig.bsky.social · 04/04/2025My "come hither" look has morphed into a "go yonder" look, and I'm just fine with that 2275
Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 04/04/2025I take a lot of probiotics so it can be fun to kinda spin the wheel on everything else 000
Reposted by SarahPhoebe Barton 🚀🇺🇳 @phoebebarton.bsky.social · 02/04/2025R.E.M. did not adequately prepare me for this moment. i don't feel fine at all. 1826336
Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 28/03/2025They sent me the wrong edition for the second book and I am not okay #booksky 😞 140
Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 14/03/2025It’s like I’m a zookeeper AND a tiger and the zookeeper isn’t doing his job 020
Reposted by SarahSarah. 🥀🦇🕸️ @vampireghuleh.bsky.social · 13/03/2025i was born for two reasons; to read books, and to overthink 1015922
Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 12/03/2025No one tells me I have an old soul anymore, which seems like a bad sign 000
Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 08/03/2025I could have like a gorgeous kidney or something and I’ll never know 000
Reposted by SarahJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 06/03/2025at least tomorrow is friday 2492398133
Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Accidentally clicking the link to my own website… total jumpscare 110
Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Sunny day, wandering the sidewalks of Seattle, taking in the street art, normal stuff 😎 031
Reposted by SarahBoze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Ursula le Guin, on the accusation that fantasy is an escape from reality 53120334309
Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 23/02/2025No better time to read James Baldwin. #booksky #amreading 040
Reposted by Sarahlukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Behind every great man is a great woman. Behind every great woman is that same man back to back. Around them is a pack of wolves. The woman grips a knife, the first wolf attacks 1594169360
Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Looks like I’ll be driving my 2001 Camry until that asteroid puts an end to the nonsense commonly referred to as humanity 000
Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Anyone ever accidentally wear one of those zit stars to the office? 000
Reposted by Sarahtara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 08/02/2025We should rapidly revert back through our evolutionary stages once we reach old age so we can slowly shuffle back into the sea to feed on small aquatic organisms and meander peacefully through shallow waters 49510
Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 07/02/2025What if new Jurassic Park was from the dinosaurs’ perspective, just trying to hang out on their chill island and these little futuristic fleshy monsters keep bothering them 110
Reposted by SarahJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 06/02/2025I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages. 148109992480
Sarah @scattereddancer.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Everyone’s microplastics whisper elaborate murder plans in the middle of the night, right? Like, seems pretty normal? 010