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Scary (they/them) @emfcamp

@scaryboots.bsky.social
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Artist formerly known as @schrodingerskit on the bird, then @mammalofmystery. #Drag #artist, comedian, #scientist, burner, non-binary, tired. These views are extremely not those of my employer.

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Scary (they/them) @emfcamp @scaryboots.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The logical finale of Trump's presidency is that every noun in the US will be replaced with either Trump or America.
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Scary (they/them) @emfcamp @scaryboots.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I once went on a trip to an agrotech campus in a minibus which took Dolly Parton on tour. The driver couldn't remember where she sat, so I sat in every seat in that bus to make sure we had been into the same one.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 26/08/2026
my view on driverless cars is if the tech billionaires wanted me to trust them on this, maybe they shouldn't have adopted "move fast and break things" as their motto
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Scary (they/them) @emfcamp @scaryboots.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Berlin wall falling. Watched it on Newsround. I didn't understand why people were happy but they were and they were tearing down walls.
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Scary (they/them) @emfcamp @scaryboots.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Did my first life drawing for years. This one in paint by @lycomorpha.bsky.social .Trying to loosen up a bit.
Watercolour painting of a pale nude with short hair reclining on a green sofa.
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Scary (they/them) @emfcamp @scaryboots.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Some days you get sad about the Holocaust and need to make pickles.
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
an immigration lawyer working on some of these Haitian cases today says an ICE officer told them, re: the ankle monitors: “We’re following our orders.” Direct quote Hm
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Scary (they/them) @emfcamp @scaryboots.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"And here's a link to the statement of work.. I apologise, that's a link to Apex Twin's Windowlicker." #OfficeWorkQuotes
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Scary (they/them) @emfcamp @scaryboots.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
On my way to see the Odyssey at the cinema. I love greek myth but at 3h, they better have pee breaks. If anyone was wondering, listening to the full oral odyssey would take 4-5x longer than watching it.
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
One time Sergey Brin asked me a weird question about shark science! He was concerned about sharks by his favorite beach, and asked why we didn't create a network of drones to patrol the whole coastline. I pointed out that doing this would cost several times the entire annual NSF budget.
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Mallory Moore @sexabolition.blog · 18/07/2026
New progress pride flag dropped
A progress pride style flag. The horizonal colour bands are the decimal resistor number codes. The chevrons are the resistor tolerance bands
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Ryan Bateman @boat.horse · 17/07/2026
It appears I came to #emfcamp to be attacked.
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Scary (they/them) @emfcamp @scaryboots.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
#emfcamp Menopause talk was very good and extremely relatable. Lasted 25 of 40 minutes before I started leaking. But we all leak a little coolant sometimes. (Art by me but not today)
Brown Ink drawing of a quarter of a humanoid robot's face, showing black fluid leaking from the eye. Text says 'we all leak a little sometimes'
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Scary (they/them) @emfcamp @scaryboots.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It is probably topical that I am waiting for a menopause hacking talk at #emfcamp while wearing the powered neck cooling unit I was able to let myself buy because it operates on a cool niche semiconductor principle (peltier effect 🤓). It's easier to buy myself tech toys than assistive tech.
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Mallory Moore @sexabolition.blog · 18/07/2026
It's so difficult to get cis people to understand the jk Rowling thing isn't that she doesn't like us so you should punish her. It's if you give her franchise any kind of support you are contributing to trans people being excluded from society
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Scary (they/them) @emfcamp @scaryboots.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This morning at #emfcamp : lessons from astronaut planning for dementia and hacking for menopause. It's important and probably helpful but wow it's an emotionally intense morning.
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Scary (they/them) @emfcamp @scaryboots.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I'm at #emfcamp but I'm also not very heat tolerant and melty and stressed. Maybe catch you when it's cooler, or at a very low intensity, friendos!
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Scary (they/them) @emfcamp @scaryboots.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Vignettes from my household: Manpet: I'm beat. I'm going to go to sleep now. Me: Darling, I am *trying* to read the Wikipedia page for the Lawrence Livermore national lab at you #sciencelyf #science
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Scary (they/them) @emfcamp @scaryboots.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Hey fellow team leads. You can tell your team, today, right now, that you don't expect them to perform as well in the heat and that's okay. Cut everyone some slack. We don't need permission from management to recognise reality and extend kindness. #heatwave
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Scary (they/them) @emfcamp @scaryboots.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Qotd, pride month edition: "I am not explaining cottaging to the CEO"
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Scary (they/them) @emfcamp @scaryboots.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The reviews for cooling tech on Amazon reveal quite how little sense thermodynamics makes to most people. "Cooled me to start with, but then got hot itself!"... Yes, it was.. absorbing the heat? Not disappearing it?
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Scary (they/them) @emfcamp @scaryboots.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
No, *you* decided to buy your seeds from @realseeds.co.uk (whose account has apparently lapsed) because they have open source seed machine plans, art nouveau packets and photos of their beautiful Victorian filling machine. realseeds.co.uk/brownbagmach...
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Brown Bag Filling Machine Museum and Archive
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Scary (they/them) @emfcamp @scaryboots.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
As a physicist, sometimes you need to get down and dirty with the data. You know. Touch graphs.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Joanne closed her helpline for single parents right around when she announced she'd be donating heavily to anti-trans causes. They closed because of lack of funding. She's a billionaire. She doesn't care about "single mums". www.gingerbread.org.uk/our-work/new...
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Gingerbread announces closure of helpline   | Gingerbread
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Scary (they/them) @emfcamp @scaryboots.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
One charity down then.
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Scary (they/them) @emfcamp @scaryboots.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
11 years since I did my first wet lab placement (the sort of lab with liquids and chemistry rather than electromagnets: not my home turf back then) and made them biscuits to say thanks. There was a lot of work with crucibles and some with barium cobalt nitride. #Science #Baking #chemistry
Charmingly irregular home made biscuits on a tray. Some are shaped like cylindrical cups filled with colours, and one like a piece of bacon.
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Scary (they/them) @emfcamp @scaryboots.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
My love is unable to change his costume in #worldOfWarcraft and I am dying laughing. Left, the dream: right, how it's stuck now.
A chunky metal character with no face visible, in steel grey armour  glowing from within with fireA character in chunky metal armour, missing a helmet. Instead, he has a stuffed derpy looking fish on his head. I am informed this is permanent..
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Scary (they/them) @emfcamp @scaryboots.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Very small crew of friends here: I have an issue. My current art project (still in progress) is quite a labour of love, and I'm happy with it and want to show it off but it's sort of.. a bit blasphemous What do?
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Nato Green @natogreen.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Apropos of nothing, thinking of James Baldwin today.
A civilization is not destroyed by wicked people; it is not necessary that people be wicked but only that they be spineless.
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Scary (they/them) @emfcamp @scaryboots.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I learned on the weekend that mesopotamia literally means 'between the rivers'. Which is a charmingly basic way to name a whole human civilization. I crowbarred this into a meeting today and it did not go well. So hello bluesky.
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
SEIZE JOY FROM THE JAWS OF PAIN. DO YOU HAVE MEDICINE YOU NEED TO TAKE?
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Scary (they/them) @emfcamp @scaryboots.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I dreamt my friend from PhD had got three additional degrees, invented a way of making anisotropic gels and got a Nobel prize. I died of jealousy.
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Jessica Elena @byjessicaelena.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I made a new art challenge for reposting your art! The challenge is to find existing works that fits the prompts (get creative!) - no new work needed! woho!! Starting April 1st I will be reposting existing art based on these prompts!! All artists welcome to join :) #repostyourart
A digital drawing and a prompt list for an art challenge called "repost your art", that reads "Repost your art April 2026" followed by the prompt list, and then the text "Repost art of yours that fits! #repostyourart".

Here is the full prompt list visible in the photo: 
1. Hello!
2. Bloom
3. Spring
4. Cat/dog
5. Mountain
6. Bird
7. Silly
8. Autumn
9. Light
10. Pencil
11. Sparkles
12. Cozy
13. Artist
14. Yummy
15. Soft
16. Colorful
17. Doodle
18. Everyday life
19. Fruit
20. Critter
21. Cloud
22. Paint
23. Magic
24. Fast/Slow
25. Abstract
26. Mushroom
27. Garden
28. Cottage
29. Plant
30. Whimsical
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Cameron McGrath @camgottaplan.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Iconic that NASA woke up the #Artemis II crew with Pink Pony Club
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Scary (they/them) @emfcamp @scaryboots.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Watching the Artemis II transmissions, I can't help but be reminded of fundamental human truths: astronauts are so bloody boring.
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Scary (they/them) @emfcamp @scaryboots.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Failed to get an emfcamp ticket (organisation bleh). Let me know if you have leads on any!
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Dr Paul Dorfman @drpauldorfman.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
University of Oxford : maximising oil and gas extraction here would only save UK households up to £82 (€95) per year. A UK fully powered by renewable energy, would save households up to £441 (€510) a year on energy bills. www.euronews.com/2026/03/27/e...
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UK to give homes ‘free energy’ instead of turning off wind turbines
Europe’s outdated and under-invested energy grid means huge amounts of renewable energy are wasted every year.
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Ewan Gibbs @ewangibbs.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
The concept of the British middle class is conveniently elastic. On the one hand, it’s used to refer to anyone with a white collar job and a mortgage, on the other it’s defined as families with nannies and kids at private school who can somehow be presented as the national norm.
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Scary (they/them) @emfcamp @scaryboots.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
More #art. A cute blåhaj with a #trans rights message in the pink notebook I only draw on with blue and pink, which is SO NEARLY FINISHED. (And then what do I do?)
Drawing of a cute shark with a heart and trans symbol drawn on her chest. Tattoo style banner around her says 'older than the north star' and there are pink stars behind her.
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Scary (they/them) @emfcamp @scaryboots.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Black on black sigil #art done while listening to the Lovecraft Investigations. Thanks @juliansimpson.bsky.social and team! #PleasantGreen
Small black paper notebook on a table, showing a geometric interlocked drawing done in silver on black. Lots of horns and point and a glowing centre.
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Scary (they/them) @emfcamp @scaryboots.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Went to the optician today. The frames were sorted into men's, women's, and designer. The three genders.
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Scary (they/them) @emfcamp @scaryboots.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Y'know, I've done pretty well at work this week. I'm trained as a polymer physicist but I've assessed for a client what bugs they could culture on what to achieve <outcomes censored>, and had some opinions that my more fermentation experienced colleagues agree with.
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Scary (they/them) @emfcamp @scaryboots.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Another escapee from the @beefanddairy.bsky.social world: beef tenderisation with explosives, by an ARS food scientist.
Screenshot from news coverage. Text 'ARS food technologist Morse Solomon and Tenderwave's Eric Station prepare a test of the Hydrogne process'. Accompanying photo shows two pale skinned dudes, one in a lab coat and on in white trousers, stood next to a <2.5m wider circular pit inlaid into the floor with ominous green lighting and mist rising from it. Equipment higher than head height rises from it, in a blank white and grey room. It all looks terribly ominously sciencey.
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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
good thing happening in the world:
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Just a year ago, we heard reducing the deficit was so important Elon Musk had to fire as many scientists, forest rangers and Black women on the government’s payroll that he could find. Now? 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Scary (they/them) @emfcamp @scaryboots.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Work quote of the day: "if we get two requests for sorption isotherm measurements at once, we say 'expletive, we ball'" I haven't censored that, he literally said expletive.
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Scary (they/them) @emfcamp @scaryboots.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
PEW PEW PEW
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Scary (they/them) @emfcamp @scaryboots.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Today at work: "Cadavers are a hard line for me"
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Scary (they/them) @emfcamp @scaryboots.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Today's not work work activity is mapping DISC work personalities to the Discworld. Because I don't like personality tests (unless just for fun) but I do like Pratchett.
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