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L zard

@scalyhat.com
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computer person, enby lizard, escapism enjoyer, follower of the bush mentality, amateur game modder and art scribbler

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L zard @scalyhat.com · 18/09/2026
@boreas-fur.bsky.social Noah's Ark was the first #furfloat
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Tansy 🔞 🔜 Furpocalypse AA! @tansy.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Finally, autism has arrived
A happy little puppy jumping out of a leaf pile with maple, oak and birch leaves! A surprised woolly bear caterpillar is also going flying. The puppy has a pumpkin on his head and his paws are against his cheeks in delight and excitement. Around him are the words IT'S FINALLY AUTISM!
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L zard @scalyhat.com · 07/09/2026
follow me in the Fediverse furry.engineer/@scalyhat my final message (more or less)
furry.engineer
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1 Post, 1 Following, 0 Followers · #IT person trying to be a broadly #tech person. #furry. #scalie even. amateur participant in #hiking, #cooking, #art. likely to only check Fediverse a few times a w...
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L zard @scalyhat.com · 25/07/2026
it is no longer desirable to build corpo software piece by piece. now, we build a mold of limitations and pour slop into it instead of making engines, we are now casting concrete
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Pent Up Pup @pentuppup.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Music Video (censored) youtu.be/PVwUMu1OVOo
youtu.be
I'M A PUPPY NOT A POLITICIAN (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
YouTube video by Pent Up Pup
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Joshua W. Cotter @joshuawcotter.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Make Art (1/4)
A rabbit in overalls and a goat in pants are sitting on the ground drawing pictures. The rabbit is saying “ART POSES A THREAT TO CORPORATOLRATIC SYSTEMS BECAUSE A PURPOSE OF ART IS TO REMIND THE INDIVIDUAL OF THEIR INHERENT AUTONOMY.”, the goat adds “THEIR HUMANITY.”
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lottie @lottievixen.xyz · 05/07/2026
well that's rockstar, uber and nvidia on the fuck no list source www.bbc.com/news/technol...
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Lapsus$: GTA 6 hacker handed indefinite hospital order
Judge says hacker remains a high risk through his skills and motivation to carry out cyber-crime.
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KDE @kde.org · 01/06/2026
Welcome Kori to the World! Kori is KDE's non-binary⚧️ pet dragon and they'll be presiding over KDE's 30th anniversary celebrations throughout 🏳️‍🌈Pride Month🏳️‍⚧️. kde.org/anniversarie... #kdeAt30 #egg #Pride
The egg from https://bsky.app/profile/kde.org/post/3mlkptqeog22e has burst open and Kori, KDE's non-binary 🏳️‍🌈 dragon, bursts into the world!
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Crust! @crs100.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
konqi has something to say!
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
The *moment* chatgpt regurgitates some slop code, it becomes code the programmer has no mental model for, and definitely can't be fucked to read instead of giving it another pass through the bullshit machine. The programmer cannot maintain code, which is like 90% of what programming *is*
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
It's been fascinating to follow AI industry's journey from "it's smarter than your experts!" to "at least it's cheaper than a human" to "your annual token budget ran out in March"
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L zard @scalyhat.com · 22/05/2026
thanks @czgoldedition.bsky.social! my pin collection growssss
Enameled metal pins depicting various creatures stylized to resemble electronic chips: an orange predator skull, a blue butterfly, a purple raven, a green opossum, a black iridescent cat, a copper spider in a web, and a black iridescent eye with a square chip for a pupil
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L zard @scalyhat.com · 22/05/2026
so sad that we can't chemically induce the greateat mtg player ever after all
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L zard @scalyhat.com · 18/05/2026
i think if the industry offers somebody multiple ways of packaging their Linux software in a mostly distro-agnostic way and they go make a deb or rpm their single distribution method we should be able to put that person in a pillory at the mall and throw chewed snus at them
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Ariel Perez @arielperezart.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
The eternal wastes
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garmmy @garrrzzz.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
attempt(and gave up) at painting 🤔
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Plive 🐊 @plive.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
im gona hide in your laundry
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Plive 🐊 @plive.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
hghghf
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새록 @savememincho.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
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oomfware enthusiast @hoi.tgirl.gay · 19/10/2025
Who tf are you people i thought i hired atp developers with aproto devs and mitochrondria
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Soatok, the Furbidden One @soatok.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Yeah sex is good but have you ever
A cropped screenshot showing several different GitHub status badges, all green with "passing", for different kinds of testing methodologies (including two security-focused static analysis tools).
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L zard @scalyhat.com · 18/10/2025
caressed by frost
close-up photo of a plant with many pairs of small green leaves, heavy with a layer of ice crystalsclose-up photo of a plant with a bunch of umbrella-shaped stemmy heads, with spider string between them, all heavy with a layer of ice crystals. in the background, a forest and a footpathclose-up photo of a brush-like plant with spider webs over it, heavy with a layer of ice crystalsclose-up photo of a tuft of sphagnum covered in a layer of ice crystals, surrounded by plant stems
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L zard @scalyhat.com · 16/10/2025
today i wonder if an arxiv.org/pdf/2407.01866 -esque approach would work for near-lossless audio compression it's all signals right? so +1 little toy project for when i have time (unless some academic does it faster)
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L zard @scalyhat.com · 12/10/2025
shredded #inktober #inktober2025 i have no time oaugh
an ink drawing: a flag on a bent pole, torn, with a few holes; below it, a bit of stone and concrete rubble with rebar sticking out, covered in bullet holes. Titled "shredded"
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Grace @gracekind.net · 09/10/2025
The Mercator projection if it weren’t cropped (click to view full size)
A tall world map projection showing the Earth’s continents at the top, transitioning downward into the icy landscape of Antarctica. Near the South Pole, a research station is visible surrounded by snow and ice. Below that, the image artistically fades into patterns resembling frost crystals or snowflakes, blending scientific imagery with decorative ice textures.
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L zard @scalyhat.com · 11/10/2025
sting #inktober #inktober2025
an ink drawing: an anthropomorphic reptile with its mouth open, gripping at its face, with bloody spikes emerging from the back of its head. Titled "sting"
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L zard @scalyhat.com · 10/10/2025
heavy #inktober #inktober2025 I'll pretend that 10.10 does not exist
an ink drawing: a humanoid robot with a knight-helmet-esque head, kneeling; in its chest, a large hole from which an orb attached by wires hangs into the robot's hands; the robot's eyes and the hole are dripping liquid onto the floor. Titled "heavy"
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 10/10/2025
it’s said all the time but I think we should continue to hammer home how insane it is that we got dead-eyed bros trying to sell us robots that will free us from the supposedly cruel burden of “creative careers” instead of the actual cruel burden of “doing menial household chores”
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 09/10/2025
I’m cool with using LLMs for stuff like “writing regexes” but why would I use them to do things my brain actually likes doing and finds rewarding? why would I outsource eating a really good hamburger to someone else? that’s my fucking hamburger
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L zard @scalyhat.com · 08/10/2025
reckless #inktober #inktober2025
an ink drawing: a hand covered in cuts reaches toward a spiky fruit through a few branches covered in thorns. Titled "reckless"
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L zard @scalyhat.com · 07/10/2025
starfish #inktober #inktober2025 first one that I'm actually happy with even if I have no ability to shade evenly
an ink drawing: a segmented six-legged starfish with etched legs hangs on a bright orb; from it's back, a stream of the same brightness emerges, breaking into droplets. Titled "starfish"
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L zard @scalyhat.com · 06/10/2025
pierce #inktober #inktober2025
an ink drawing: two eyeballs looking up, each run through by two nails and dripping dark liquid; titled "pierce"
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MiMi Aye @meemalee.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Author and filmmaker Justine Bateman on generative AI
"They're trying to convince people they can't do the things they've been doing easily for years - to write emails, to write a presentation. Your daughter wants you to make up a bedtime story about puppies - to write that for you." We will get to the point, she says with a grim laugh, "that you will essentially become just a skin bag of organs and bones, nothing else. You won't know anything and you will be told repeatedly that you can't do it, which is the opposite of what life has to offer. Capitulating all kinds of decisions like where to go on vacation, what to wear today, who to date, what to eat.
People are already doing this. You won't have to process grief, because you'll have uploaded photos and voice messages from your mother who just died, and then she can talk to you via AI video call every day. One of the ways it's going to destroy humans, long before there's a nuclear disaster, is going to be the emotional hollowing-out of people." - author and filmmaker Justine Bateman from a piece by Emine Saner for the Guardian
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L zard @scalyhat.com · 04/10/2025
murky #inktober #inktober2025 TIL i should invest in a more deterministic ink solution than just pouring roughly appropriate amounts of ink and water into a tiny tea bowl
an ink drawing: a pond with a lily pad and a shadow of a humanoid figure under it; the figure is in a fetal position, with tubes running out of their back, chest, and head
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L zard @scalyhat.com · 03/10/2025
crown #inktober #inktober2025
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L zard @scalyhat.com · 02/10/2025
weave #inktober #inktober2025
pen drawing: a sideways outline of a person, braiding and feeling their hair as it cloaks them. titled "weave"
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 01/10/2025
OpenAI employees are very excited about how well their new AI tool can create fake videos of people doing crimes and have definitely thought through all the implications of this
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L zard @scalyhat.com · 01/10/2025
mustache #inktober #inktober2025 i think i need to get actual ink this year and make a fool of myself in more destructive and liquid ways
a black-on-beige pen drawing: an outline of a fir forest against a night sky, a constellation and a full moon all together roughly resembling a face. titled "mustache"
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L zard @scalyhat.com · 15/09/2025
managed to make my nix build ncspot (from repo since nixpkgs is outdated and broken) feeling more powerful every day
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L zard @scalyhat.com · 12/09/2025
research has established that Subaru is not just the lesbian car, but is, in fact, the generally fruity car. Sorry lesbians
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L zard @scalyhat.com · 12/09/2025
insanely cool stuff www.sdiolatz.info/publications...
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Image-GS: Content-Adaptive Image Representation via 2D Gaussians
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Pascel @pascelfalcon.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Sketch for @krivkobold.bsky.social
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But Thou Mustelid @rewhan.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
:)
Some manner of tiny lizard basking on a weathered wooden plank fastened to a fieldstone wall behind a larger steel wire fence.
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L zard @scalyhat.com · 06/09/2025
how it feels
drawing of a white-haired wizard in blue robes holding a book and casting lightning at the viewer.
Overlaid is the text "Delete my data in accordance with GDPR"
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L zard @scalyhat.com · 02/09/2025
aha ha, just kidding.. unless..?
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Yellowdog @yellowdogposts.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
POV You're on a date with Xenia
Point of view: Xenia the Linux fox is grabbing you by the hand, bringing you inside her room. She says "I lied, there's no Netflix. Instead I have a local Jellyfin server with twenty terabytes of pirated media."
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 31/08/2025
masculinity, femininity and androgyny are all color palettes with some overlap that anyone can pick whatever they want from no matter their actual or assumed gender. also im. im kind of eating the crayons. sorry
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arachnocapitalist @arachno.capital · 31/08/2025
the ethicist knows if it's virtuous at all times it knows this, because it knows when it isn't by subtracting what is virtuous from what isn't or what is unvirtuous from what is whichever is of greater consequence it obtains a difference, or deviation
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chloe 🐇 @sapphic.moe · 31/08/2025
HDMI to chicken soup converter
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Lufina, eerie woodland creature ☠️🍂 @lufinabina.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I cannot overstate just how awful this stupid fucking bill proposal is - adding backdoors into encryption on OS level - "sniff" every single message before it gets encrypted AND SAVE IT CENTRALLY - let a goddamn hallucinating "AI" mark people as criminals it needs to be stopped, post haste
map of different EU countries' chat control stance as of august 2025

oppose
(austria, czechia, netherlands, poland)

undecided
(belgium, estonia, finland, germany, greece, luxembourg, romania)

support
(bulgaria, croatia, cyprus, france,hungary,ireland, italy, latvia, lithuania, malta, portugal, slovakia, spain, sweden)

proposed it
(denmark)
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