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Sarah Burney @sburney05.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Why does the picture look like an Andy Richter character being interviewed on the Comedy Bang Bang TV show

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Sarah Burney @sburney05.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Ok so what is a workflow? Do I have one?

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

let me just email this to myself real quick. ooh, who emailed me?

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Sarah Burney @sburney05.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

"To my loyal butler You There I leave a pittance, to be paid in equal installments of 1/20th of a pittance."

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Sarah Burney @sburney05.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Congratulations to State's band for learning a second song besides "Tainted Love"

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Sarah Burney @sburney05.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Tonight's PK Subban outfit comp: Stevie Nicks in Mortal Kombat

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Sarah Burney @sburney05.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

How did PK Subban get Laszlo's cursed hat

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Sarah Burney @sburney05.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

PK Subban appears to have raided Meryl Streep's closet tonight

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Sarah Burney @sburney05.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

I simply cannot accept that the Flyers have players named Bump and Bonk

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Sarah Burney @sburney05.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

I really thought Luke Kennard's hairline would be way worse by now

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Sarah Burney @sburney05.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

@edsbs.bsky.social Commemorating 138 years of what UNC football's Wikipedia page describes as "intermittent success"

Donation to New American Pathways of $138

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

🎶this is how legends are made🎶

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Sarah Burney @sburney05.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Imagining Kevin Harlan saying "And Pizzaballa delivers the blessing FROM DOWNTOWN!!!" and smiling quietly to myself

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Sarah Burney @sburney05.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Slightly longer gap than usual between stopping being disappointed in Carolina basketball and getting disappointed in Atlanta baseball but I'll manage I suppose

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Sarah Burney @sburney05.bsky.social · 25/12/2020

Watching Home Alone, I'm reminded once again that there should have been a special Oscar in 2000 for the wiggly-leg walk that Catherine O'Hara does at the end of Best In Show

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Sarah Burney @sburney05.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

I simply cannot believe that MIAMI of all teams would commit multiple very stupid and costly penalties!!!

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Sarah Burney @sburney05.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

No cheating, reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet(s) Malicious compliance with the dog-hair-blanket rule

An elderly brown and white dog sleeps on a couch next to the blanket that's supposed to keep her from shedding on the couch

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Sarah Burney @sburney05.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

My kid wanted to write "Christmas" on this picture so he'd remember when he took it but accidentally started a sports blogging career

A black and white picture of the DAL-GSW game with "CHRIST" written on it in a child's scrawl

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Sarah Burney @sburney05.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Stevie Nicks' Bella Donna is a Christmas album if you listen to it on Christmas 🤷‍♀️

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Sarah Burney @sburney05.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Nobody looks confused like a Harbaugh

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

they should invent a headache that feels good

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Sarah Burney @sburney05.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

FINALLY time to stop being disappointed by Carolina football and start getting disappointed by Carolina basketball again

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Sarah Burney @sburney05.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Today I took my kid to a park and was waiting at the bottom of a slide when another kid popped out, stood up and said with palpable disdain in his voice "This is NOTHING like Key West."

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Sarah Burney @sburney05.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Just washed a Goody's powder down with Diet Sun Drop no one has ever been more ready for a @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social live show

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Sarah Burney @sburney05.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Time to stop being disappointed by Atlanta baseball and start getting disappointed by Carolina football again

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Sarah Burney @sburney05.bsky.social · 01/09/2023

Good riddance to August, the worst month: -Hot -Long (33-34 days?) -No office-closed holidays -Hot

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Carolina crowd, mind sharing this around? If anybody is willing to adopt or foster this sweet boy, I’ll help arrange transportation or bring him to you myself 💞

Screenshot of an ABTCR Facebook post with two pictures of a sweet looking bloodhound boy and the following text: “American Black and Tan
Coonhound Rescue
Deb Young • 3h •
ABTCR Foster or Adopter needed! If you think he looks scared, l'd have to say you're right. He was just surrendered to a shelter that is currently at capacity north of Greensboro, North Carolina. He's 2 years old, weighs about 55 pounds, and he is good with every other dog he's met at the shelter. He should have a long and wonderful life ahead of him. Please help us make sure that happens. ABTCR is looking an approved Adopter or Foster in the region. If you have not adopted or fostered for ABTCR, please visit our website and complete an application: www.coonhoundrescue.com We will coordinate transport in the region (NC, SC, VA, and MD)”

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Sarah Burney @sburney05.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

I looked at some books on a table in a bookstore next to Amy Sedaris

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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Aren't the Police the protective force that maintains the status quo for the wealthy elite? Don't you think we ought to attack the roots of social problems instead of jamming people into overcrowded prisons?

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Sarah Burney @sburney05.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

The Stars have some real Bobson Dugnutt-ass names on the roster

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Sarah Burney @sburney05.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Steph Curry: "He could do anything! (complimentary)" Draymond: "He could do anything! (derogatory)"

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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

happy confederate surrender day to all

a cartoon of a union army soldier drinking a water machine jug of rebel tears, against a painting of union army troops marching past a burning atlanta

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Protato @protato42.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Happy Trans Day of Visibility

A picture of David Lynch with the caption Fix your hearts or die

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Sarah Burney @sburney05.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Time to stop being disappointed by Carolina basketball and start being disappointed by Atlanta baseball again

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Sarah Burney @sburney05.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Poirot: As you can see, my friend Hastings is God's perfect idiot. Hastings, in his journal: Today M. Poirot called me perfect, and he was right

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manny 🐶 @punkjax.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Now that it is tax season I remind everyone: DO NOT USE TURBOTAX. THEY WERE REMOVED FROM THE IRS FREE FILE SYSTEM AND ARE NOT BOUND TO THOSE RULES. Instead, if you make $84k or less a year, use any of the IRS Free File options found here: www.irs.gov/filing/irs-f...

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Sarah Burney @sburney05.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

"¡Apártense vacas, que la vida es corta!" Good advice for cows and non-cows alike 💯

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY

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Sarah Burney @sburney05.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Look at this card we got from the place we board our dog, shit is grim

An AI generated Christmas card showing a cat with no ears and a fucked up face, a demi-giraffe, possibly a capybara?, a combination cow-deer-giraffe, a cat-giraffe, a fat cat with weird eyes, and a sort of raccoon mouse thing

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Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Dune has the same plot as the Westminster Dog Show: After generations of careful breeding, we have produced this perfect little freak of nature and now it has behavioral issues

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