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SavageGardener 🔞🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺💜

@savagegardener.bsky.social
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Dominant voice actor and smut writer Proud partner of @knkstripedrosie.bsky.social He/Him Producing a sexy and safe, proudly sex positive play space. 18+ adults only.

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SavageGardener 🔞🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺💜 @savagegardener.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hu are you? Hu Hu Hu Hu…
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Dr. NerdLove @doctornerdlove.com · 19/08/2026
From The Archives: How To Get What You Want in Dating
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How To Get What You Want in Dating
Nobody ever found happiness in a relationship by saying "I guess I'll take what I can get". You need to learn how to look for true compatibility in dating.
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SavageGardener 🔞🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺💜 @savagegardener.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I put in a dark and twisty request. She says “it is an honour and delight to offer myself up for you to ruin and restore”. Honestly the luckiest master in the world.
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Maggie Gyllenhaal & James Spader in Secretary
ALT: Maggie Gyllenhaal & James Spader in Secretary
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SavageGardener 🔞🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺💜 @savagegardener.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
She’s just amazing.
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SavageGardener 🔞🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺💜 @savagegardener.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
He sat in the chair. Well turned out, calm in control, it flustered her, made her feel awkward, excited, uncertain of anything but her safety - which she knew he would protect with his last breath. He regarded her, drank her in, an intense review of what he now possessed… “Gorgeous…” he growled…
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SavageGardener 🔞🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺💜 @savagegardener.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Good girl. :)
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SavageGardener 🔞🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺💜 @savagegardener.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Your periodic reminder. Surveillance ≠ Safety. That is all
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SavageGardener 🔞🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺💜 @savagegardener.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
#UKGE today!
A storm cast eternal at UKGE
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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Are you a subby little fuck? You might enjoy today's NEW blog. Spanking, railing, and being ordered to hold a very specific position so he can come really hard inside... www.girlonthenet.com/blog/spanked...
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Queen Medb of Connacht, famed for her role in the Táin Bó Cúailnge and flanked by bulls Finnbhennach and Donn Cúailnge - formidable warrior queen, shrewd leader, seductive beauty, and one of Ireland's most powerful, strong-willed, and legendary women 🐂 Prints: www.ciaraioch.com/artprints/p/...
Artwork of Queen Medb holding a spear in front of a blood-red oval, flanked by the heads of one dark and one light bull.

#SpéirGorm #SpéirGhorm #Ireland #Art #Mythology #Folklore
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SavageGardener 🔞🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺💜 @savagegardener.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
#Enshittification through automation and annoyingly caught in an #AbsentIntelligence loop. Send help.
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SavageGardener 🔞🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺💜 @savagegardener.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
She didn’t move, though she could have. That was the point.  Nothing here was taking her ability to leave or speak or decide.  Only his word. Instead she chose to remain in that moment, knowing that whatever else occurred, she was safe in this space.
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SavageGardener 🔞🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺💜 @savagegardener.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
He didn’t approach immediately.  Instead, he watched from a few steps away, as if measuring something that couldn’t be seen. “You’re thinking too much,” he said at last “Let’s turn off that brain”.
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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
“The moment that door opens, we’re going to take you." Incredible new #AudioPorn: this one is too hot for Patreon, which won't allow any #CNC content, no matter how expertly it's been written. And this one is exceptional. Super hot story by NymphoStimToy! www.girlonthenet.com/blog/the-doo...
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The door: "We're going to take you." | NymphoStimToy
"The moment that door opens, we're going to take you. We're going to push you inside, lift you up in the air, and fuck you." Hot audio porn by NymphoStimToy
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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
“The path to riches wasn’t strewn with danger, after all. It was flanked by entitled men who looked the other way, paying no attention to this silly little girl.” Grew fond of my Free Use Secretary, so I wrote her a finale😉 www.girlonthenet.com/blog/free-us... Cute art by @stuartcb.bsky.social!
In the foreground, a woman in a light robe which is hanging off one shoulder to display a suntanned breast smiles with calm satisfaction. In the background, a sexy chubby bald guy leans against a balcony in front of a sunset, with a bulge in his pants and a calmly horny look on his face
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SavageGardener 🔞🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺💜 @savagegardener.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Also @girlonthenet.bsky.social I have a couple of submissions for guest blogs (no pun intended) that I was told I should send you. By a mutual friend of ours. Let me know if there is a preferred way!
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🎃Joooooles🎃 @julesssnextdoor.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
"You're so beautiful like this," as your hand caresses my face.. Mascara stains tracking down my cheeks as you swipe at the tears and drool.. "Down on your knees with my cock filling up this bratty mouth of yours and finally being useful.."
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SavageGardener 🔞🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺💜 @savagegardener.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
One for @girlonthenet.bsky.social thought you might enjoy a geek out on the reason for the A1 kink stores! youtu.be/82sZ--913Mo?...
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Why Are There So Many ADULT (S*X) Stores On The A1 Motorway?
YouTube video by Auto Shenanigans
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Sensual Shadow @sensualshadows.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
kinky stuff is very personal and vulnerable its easy to overstep, fuck up, hurt feelings even in casual/friendly settings if everyone liked and did the same thing matching someone’s freak wouldn’t be special don’t expect to always get it right, but ask ahead, communicate, adjust & care #nsfw
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 19/03/2026
"The case is a very funny illustration of what can happen when cops, who as a general rule rarely face consequences for their actions, manage to cross a person with plenty of time, a sizable social media following, and a smooth baritone."
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Rose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Saw your boyfriend in Hobbycraft
Some kind of purple plastic crafting device for texturising paper called distressing tool
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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
"Our relationship has changed a lot over the 15 years we’ve known each other. But he likes to remind me I’m still his." NEW guest blog - gorgeous bittersweet #BDSM sex by LM. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/my-soul...
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Guest blog: My soul is yours | BDSM guest blog by LM
'“My soul is yours” is what he tells me to write on my body.' LM tells a bittersweet story from a hot BDSM relationship with a man who owns her soul.
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Every now and then I remember the worst comic punchline I have ever seen
A woman at a laptop turning off all cookies and tracking on a website for five panels. In the sixth panel, she has turned into a stick figure and wonders aloud "Hey, why isn't this shopping experience more personalized?"
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Can I go with the Charlie's Angels (2000) movie? It's trash, though I unashamedly love it But seriously, Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu, Sam Rockwell, Bill Murray and Tim Curry? Inject this delicious rubbish into my veins
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three women are standing in front of a red curtain with clothes hanging on it
Alt: Charlie's Angels (2000) cast ready to fight
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SavageGardener 🔞🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺💜 @savagegardener.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Evil giggle. Soon…
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SavageGardener 🔞🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺💜 @savagegardener.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
This is how to do porn.
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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
NEW blog. I had a ball writing this one. Body swap fantasy! “If I had your dick and you had my cunt, here's how I would go about fucking you.” www.girlonthenet.com/blog/body-sw... How COOL is @stuartcb.bsky.social’s art for this? It’s such a clever, playful way to illustrate the concept 😍
A pair of naked people dancing - the man in pink and the woman in yellow. The yellow woman is thrown back in a dramatic pose, by the man who is smiling and watching her. Behind each figure is a shadow figure - a pink woman behind the yellow man, laughing as she directs his movements. And a pink man behind the yellow woman, throwing his head back even further in pleasure.
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Cara Sutra @carasutra.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Dacryphilia: How your tears turn me on
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Dacryphilia Fetish: Crying, Tears and Arousal Explained
Dacryphilia is the fetish for tears and crying. Discover why some people are aroused by tears, emotional release, and vulnerable play.
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Poppy Bird @poppybird.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
date idea: you fuck my throat until the waterproof mascara runs.
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SavageGardener 🔞🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺💜 @savagegardener.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Grasping firmly by the shaft… …I love to bake on a Sunday!
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SavageGardener 🔞🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺💜 @savagegardener.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
It’s always too long… I cannot wait to play with what’s mine…
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SavageGardener 🔞🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺💜 @savagegardener.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
You belong to me. And I belong to you, Give yourself to me, And I will worship you. And in the the darkness we will find trust and love - and all is wholesome.
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SavageGardener 🔞🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺💜 @savagegardener.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I want her always. I want to hear her moan. I want her body against mine. I want to play with her, take her, own her. And she is everything.
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SavageGardener 🔞🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺💜 @savagegardener.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Flashbacks… plugged and bound and spread, beaten and broken, bent over the sofa whilst being fucked alternately in every hole… sighs. It’s been so hard to concentrate on work since!
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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
This is NOT A DRILL: new season of #Gladiators has a real life hot priest. She is heavily tattooed, absolutely STACKED, and I only know this cos she’s wearing vestments with the arms torn off.
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SavageGardener 🔞🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺💜 @savagegardener.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
What did I do to be so lucky! She is magnificent…
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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
BlueSky labelled my blog post about rejecting men’s critique of my body ‘adult content’ 🙄 (Thx for sharing though @katesloan.com!)
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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
“Just because there are no *romantic* feelings, doesn’t mean that I have no feelings at all.” NEW blog, ‘casual’ sex doesn’t mean you get to treat the other person with contempt. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/casual-... Fabulous art by @stuartcb.bsky.social ❤️
Two women in the foreground hold drinks and look over their shoulders in disappointment as a man holds court with a close group of other people
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SavageGardener 🔞🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺💜 @savagegardener.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I watch as her breathing intensifies. As her body flushes. As her focus narrows. As she gives herself over to it, to me. Trusting and needing. As she enters her sub space and she becomes nothing and everything - mine.
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SavageGardener 🔞🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺💜 @savagegardener.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Hold on, the light is coming back. #soltice
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SavageGardener 🔞🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺💜 @savagegardener.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Amazing writing. No notes.
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SavageGardener 🔞🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺💜 @savagegardener.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Every day of advent she wakes up to a new present, vibes, restraints, gels, rings… now we just have to get round to using them!
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SavageGardener 🔞🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺💜 @savagegardener.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Why the actual F can people not let other people alone to live their lives how they choose? If they are not hurting anyone else who the F business is it? Rah.
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SavageGardener 🔞🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺💜 @savagegardener.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Can I reduce her to a submissive mess with just the repeated flick of a perfectly placed rolled up tea towel? Let’s find out…
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SavageGardener 🔞🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺💜 @savagegardener.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Such a good girl.
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SavageGardener 🔞🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺💜 @savagegardener.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Be kind or fuck off. #IfYouKnowYouKnow
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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
The #OnlineSafetyAct breaks the internet, destroys online privacy, kills independent websites, wrecks accessibility, trains users to routinely bypass government blocks, and offers less protection to children than tools that are already freely available. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/age-ver...
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Age verification: what's the harm? | Girl on the Net explains
Age verification has hit the UK, people need to upload ID to see 'adult' content. What's the harm in laws like this, if they protect children? Let's see.
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SavageGardener 🔞🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺💜 @savagegardener.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
“The largest and brightest Moon of the year - the full Beaver supermoon - will also be shining tonight” #Childish
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SavageGardener 🔞🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺💜 @savagegardener.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Happy Birthday @knkstripedrosie.bsky.social ! You deserve it all.
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