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Satanley (the first 'a' is silent)

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Canadian born Floriduh boy living in the PNW by way of Chicago Reader of Balloon Juice, TPM, LGM, Eschaton etc He/him

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Carl Ballard @carlballard.bsky.social · 23m
This is very silly (complimentary) but no more so than actually happens in chess tournaments (derogatory).
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 09/10/2026
just to emphasize what's happening here: BMW (a company that used slave labor under the Nazis) refused to provide an official vehicle to the ultra right-wing AfD party, which is now asking Elon Musk to provide a Tesla instead Tesla literally becoming the Nazi car brand
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 16h
Man, when BMW says "that's too fascist for us"
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George Penney @georgepenney.bsky.social · 20h
Also, I definitely don't post pictures of young humans normally but these two have assured me that they and their parents are totally cool with it and are happy to promote their majestic brand "Loo Rolls Comix". (And the typos are always up for promoting independent authors and publishers.😊)
Short Description: You're looking at two pre-teen boys, around 10 or so standing behind a table covered in a black cloth with zines on top. The boys are both a brunette and blond respectively, with long chaotic hair. They're wearing 90s grunge style fashion, t-shirts with over shirts. Thumbs are up. They are smiling. Long Description: Where to start here. Okay, the boys have a stand with two signs stuck to the front. They're in the shape of big white butts with the first sign saying, "Loo Rolls Comix" with a cartoon loo roll on it. The other butt sign is a Zine menu. These two very young indie publishers have at least six or seven zines in front of them, all pretty hilarious with great comic style. The photographer had just been told that while they do their zines independently they publish under the same brand. The whole vibe from these two are two little grunge musicians turned zine makers with some seriously ambitious gremlin vibes. Just looking at them you know the sense of humour is very ten year old boy but also deeply hilarious. The boys' table backs onto a big open room with wooden floors and a whole lot of other tables. Looking at these guys, you know they're going to be one of the truly fun stalls in the room. The whole vibe is cheeky ridiculousness.
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Marlene Robertson🍁🇨🇦 @marlenerobertson.bsky.social · 5h
The US reportedly asked Zelenskyy six times to stop striking Russian refineries. Did the US also ask Putin to stop killing innocent Ukrainian citizens and to just get the fuck out of Ukraine? That would’ve worked too.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 3h
Nicolas Cage says he’s “probably not” working with Amazon again after refusing to sign AI waiver for “Spider-Noir”: ‘I am not an AI-friendly actor’
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Nicolas Cage Says He’s ‘Probably Not’ Working With Amazon Again After Refusing to Sign AI Waiver for ‘Spider-Noir,’ Teases Joining ‘True Detective’
Nicolas Cage says he 'probably won't be working' with Amazon again after refusing to sign an AI waiver for 'Spider-Noir.'
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 7h
Our long national nightmare of minimizing toxic chemicals in our food is finally over. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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FDA may allow some toxic chemicals to be added to food without safety review. Experts are alarmed
Regulator looks to expand loophole to allow dangerous compounds in food as long as they’re not carcinogenic
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 5h
I’ve seen several friends by this point wrap themselves around to a “actually public live-streaming of executions is good” position from the left and like, man, I promise you, you don’t need to overthink this so much. It’s plain and simple barbarism and it’s bad.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 5h
David Walker published An Appeal to the Colored Citizens of the World in pamphlet form in 1829. It's one of the most important and influential abolitionist texts in U.S. history. Yet, very few people have actually read it and many people don't know who Walker was especially among young people.
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 2h
More plastic, less glow? Pollution threatens deep sea’s bioluminescent life, experts warn
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More plastic, less glow? Pollution threatens deep sea’s bioluminescent life, experts warn
Plastic pollution could disrupt the bioluminescent light produced by deep-sea organisms, researchers warn in a letter in the journal Cambridge Prisms: Plastics. When deep-sea organisms ingest…
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Maria BOO!stillos @mariabustillos.com · 1h
You guys I been sayin', for so long flaminghydra.com/the-peacekee...
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The Peacekeepers
Donald Trump’s promised invasion or takeover or purchase of Greenland—which would have portended the end of NATO—appears to be off the table for now, the result of a united front of opposition present...
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NHL Goals @nhlgoals.bsky.social · 2h
New Jersey goal! Scored by Jesper Boqvist with 03:36 left in the 1st. Assisted by Amadeus Lombardi. NJD: 2 | VAN: 1 #VANvsNJD #NJDevils #Canucks
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 2h
A thread
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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 21h
Mike Flanagan says, "Carrie deserved to be bullied," in new Entertainment Splotch interview. "The old Carrie was cringe and annoying. We made a hot one normal people can relate to." The rest of the interview was about eating gravy.
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Eric Rauchway @rauchway.bsky.social · 2h
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Vordio @vordio.net · 4h
Good on him. "Nicolas Cage Says He’s ‘Probably Not’ Working With Amazon Again After Refusing to Sign AI Waiver for ‘Spider-Noir,’ Teases Joining ‘True Detective’" variety.com/2026/tv/news...
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Nicolas Cage Says He’s ‘Probably Not’ Working With Amazon Again After Refusing to Sign AI Waiver for ‘Spider-Noir,’ Teases Joining ‘True Detective’
Nicolas Cage says he 'probably won't be working' with Amazon again after refusing to sign an AI waiver for 'Spider-Noir.'
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🦌 The Deer Whisperer 🦌 @thedeerwhisperer.bsky.social · 2h
Kitsap County Washington! Ballots are in the mail! Got mine today, going in the drop off tomorrow.
Election ballot for Kitsap County Washington
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Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ @ratatosk.bsky.social · 23h
Have you considered getting your child a Flying Squirrel puppet to celebrate #SquirrelAwarenessMonth? They can use the puppet to recreate famous @mmmletsgo.bsky.social battles! 🐿️ #Squirrels #2027MMM
A child holds a Flying Squirrel puppet.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 2h
If you are in the UK and would like a signed paperback of Everything Will Swallow You, direct from me, I'll throw in one of these beauties for free. Drop me an email at hello@tom-cox.com with your address if you'd like to grab one.
A paperback of my latest novel, chilling out on a big floral cushion.
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 2h
TV *eats plot*. It just absolutely devours it. The sheer amount of story you need to fill even six hours is absurd. It doesn't feel like it as a viewer (if they've done it right) but once you've seen it through the other side of the process...oh boy.
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 2h
Ceci n’est pas une discourse.
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 2h
The ship of diesel Putin sent Trump left on September 22. September 23 is when Trump's invite to G-20 was announced. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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‘We hope he’ll accept’: US invites Putin to G20 summit at Trump golf club
Invitation announced by Marco Rubio is likely to raise concerns from Ukraine and EU countries
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Maria BOO!stillos @mariabustillos.com · 1h
www.cjr.org/public_edito...
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MSNBC public editor: What if Rachel Maddow is right?
The bloodsport of Red vs. Blue party politics drives the US media. But the polarization of Blue vs. Bluer is just as striking. And there’s no better symbol of the schism than MSNBC’s most popular anch...
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George Penney @georgepenney.bsky.social · 20h
🧵Spotted at a Zinefest in Aotearoa New Zealand: Two young humans (10?) with big hair and punk rock attitudes are explaining to a customer that their zine about what life was like in the 80s is not ACTUALLY accurate, but, like, MIGHT be accurate. (There is a dinosaur on the cover.)
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PerpetualNervousness @perpetualnerves.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
youtu.be/Aaf-eqg8dvo
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New Order - Everything's Gone Green (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by New Order
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Peigi MacKillop @peigibheag.bsky.social · 2h
These are properly awesome
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Sinister Golden Bear 🎃 @sistergoldenbear.bsky.social · 2h
It me
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 2h
Not hearing much from the Sound of Freedom crowd about this child trafficking operation, are we
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maud @peloriemate.net · 2h
i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
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Satanley (the first 'a' is silent) @satanley.bsky.social · 1h
Ooo, have an old butternut squash lying around and I see this is vegan 🤔
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kaylarudbek.bsky.social @kaylarudbek.bsky.social · 2h
Trying to decide if butternut squash cake dessert will go with a curry salmon main dish (starting to go through the pantry here). And why do we have a huge can of spinach in the pantry? I personally prefer my spinach frozen, although with food safety these days, canned spinach might be safer.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 2h
When -- not if, when -- Republicans respond to their losses this fall by crying about "voter fraud" and demanding Congress or the courts review the results, we have good lawyers and elected officials ready to push back. But the rest of us need to take a page from 2000 and mock them as sore losers.
"Sore Loserman" buttonProtesters with "Sore Loserman" crying towels
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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 2h
the geniuses are deciding whether it looks better to have temu marie antoinette working for them when everyone is broke or if it will look weak to fire someone because they got caught stealing because then they'd have to fire everyone.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 23h
One thing I love about Carrie the book is that the prom and Carrie’s rampage are, like, a 9/11 scale incident that is the subject of a massive govt investigation, public terror, etc. I hope that’s where they go if they do a second season
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The Rori Horror Picture Show @missrori.bsky.social · 2h
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-xz...
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Ed Glosser, Trivial Psychic: Limited Usefulness - Saturday Night Live
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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Kate Starbird @katestarbird.bsky.social · 2h
This story is both frustrating and heart-breaking: Nick Shirley, an online influencer whose misleading videos about "daycare fraud" motivated the federal invasion of Minneapolis, turned his camera onto a Seattle restaurant, framing a cashier mistake as "fraud": www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
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Seattle grocery fights back against right-wing influencer after viral video
After Nick Shirley posted a video accusing Lam’s grocery of fraud, the store has been fighting to clear its name against an onslaught of social media hate.
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Maggie McNeill @maggiemcneill.bsky.social · 4h
The term everyone is dancing around is "secret police", a hallmark of totalitarian regimes.
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Robert "The Bobby Yaga" McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 2h
Lotta weird gourds out there.
An assortment of pumpkins. Some are orange or yellow, but a bunch of them are a ghostly blue-gray.Several different squash, pumpkins, and gourds on a table, with colors ranging from bright yellow-orange to a deep black-green.A yellow and green gourd shaped like a starfish with a stem!An assortment of pumpkins. Some are orange or yellow, but a bunch of them are a ghostly blue-gray.
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 2h
In 2028 either she runs for president or she runs for Senate in New York & the race is immediately nationalized. She's right either way to see how much she can build her brand & convince the median Democrat that AOC & winning elections go together like peas & carrots
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 7h
Interlude 3: Searching for better markets to submit your short fiction? Try the Submissions Grinder at Diabolical Plots! It's an amazing tool.
thegrinder.diabolicalplots.com
The Submission Grinder
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 7h
This week's firestorm around MRM kicked off when it became apparent they were trying to grab the rights to cover art by the beloved and excellent artist John Picacio. It's important to stipulate that John is *already* super generous with his rights! Many other artists who do zine covers are, too.
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 7h
Scott Edelman generously documented his struggle with MRM over rights grabs here. I recommend giving it a read. Scott is not alone. A lot of authors have basically sworn off Asimov's, Analog, and F&SF after all this persistent garbage.
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 7h
I have only had minimal dealings with MRM, which I may write about another day. But basically, both times I have had any professionmal contact with them, they were so bad that I walked away.
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 7h
Writer Beware is a great resource for looking up potentially problematic publishers. They published this updated history of MRM’s rights grabs yesterday. Their history lesson on MRM will be better than mine.
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 8h
In light of some magazines pulling scummy things on creators lately, I’m doing a little thread on short story rights. I don't want anybody getting taken advantage of. Also, if you're new, this stuff can be confusing!
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Satanley (the first 'a' is silent) @satanley.bsky.social · 2h
Something older and definitely NSFW. I love to share this rare 'home video' from earlier in the Surfer's career which I found online 20+ years after having first seen on a 3rd gen VHS tape of something @alexwinter.com put together many many years ago... www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQNA...
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Entering Texas
YouTube video by turdburglar27
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 2h
It is, as the youths once said, a banger. youtu.be/sBVo5PDpV2o?...
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Who Was In My Room Last Night?
YouTube video by Butthole Surfers - Topic
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 2h
Trump is pivoting hard toward Russia in the run-up to the midterms, urging the removal of a democratically elected head of state in Ukraine while helping the dictator who launched an unprovoked invasion.
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 2h
Hey locals - I’ll be at the Dubliner from 8-12.
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Scott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 2h
When I grow up, I'm going to Non Sequitur University
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