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ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵃˡ˒ a fish

@sassamifrass.bsky.social
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hi, i'm sassa i get paid to write manuals, sometimes games they don't pay me to write posts but for some reason i wont stop

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ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵃˡ˒ a fish @sassamifrass.bsky.social · 24/11/2023
!foryou
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ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵃˡ˒ a fish @sassamifrass.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
Full disclosure, I cry extremely easily, but even so, how dare the Sayonara Wild Hearts OST make me cry within 45 seconds of beginning to play it. youtu.be/rjGajPvOT7w That game goes so hard when it comes to the perfect fusion of sound and visuals to make you have an Emotion.
youtu.be
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laney @saltmalk.in · 16/10/2023
gone fishing
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ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵃˡ˒ a fish @sassamifrass.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
I'm in several mum WhatsApp groups, and one mum just wrote a furious paragraph about their daycare giving their baby a sandwich. She days she would never give her toddler white bread, or "even" bread, and I'm just ??? What's wrong... with bread...?
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ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵃˡ˒ a fish @sassamifrass.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
hey lads, got some sick baldur's gate 3 merch
Revealed behind the mists of triumph is a packet of Coles brand Halloween crumpets, stamped with vampire faces.
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ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵃˡ˒ a fish @sassamifrass.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
I'm going to be sad when they finish construction on the new apartment building next door to us. I enjoy seeing the giant crane silhouetted against the sunset.
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ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵃˡ˒ a fish @sassamifrass.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
We had a glass of this whiskey last night to celebrate. Really fascinating one, to me, anyway. Very light, but with a lot of complex buttery notes, and a burn that slowly builds. Faintest hint of sweetness at the very end.
A bottle of honey coloured whiskey, Bruichladdich Islay Barley 2013.
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ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵃˡ˒ a fish @sassamifrass.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
Happy wedding anniversary to me for yesterday~ I lost all feeling in my toes for a week after wearing these shoes at the wedding (hard to find retro style shoes for women with wide feet ;_;) but, (probably?) worth it for one night of very fancy strutting.
A close up shot from the calf down of an ankle length satin royal blue dress, with high heeled 50s vibe polka dot white and blue shoes, with red straps. A matching polka dot purse appears by the shoes.
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ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵃˡ˒ a fish @sassamifrass.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
So... are all of Screen Rant's articles AI generated now? I feel like over the last 24 months that site has gone from vaguely informative clickbait to outright game-of-the-month word salad.
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ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵃˡ˒ a fish @sassamifrass.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
So, I already did one re-read of this series this year, buuuuuut... I'm feeling the urge again already 👀
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ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵃˡ˒ a fish @sassamifrass.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
the baby is going full commodore perry mode on my desk drawers right now
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ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵃˡ˒ a fish @sassamifrass.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
say hello to my little Friend
My new friend is a tiny plastic crab, who is now the guardian of my favourite pen. His claws are raised to the heavens, my pen resting upon them.
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ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵃˡ˒ a fish @sassamifrass.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
It turns out that a baby gently resting their head on your chest is the cure for all emotional damage, including damage inflicted from watching a Too Real episode of Bluey.
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ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵃˡ˒ a fish @sassamifrass.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
I woke up expecting to have a normal Monday but instead I have been emotionally destroyed by an episode of Bluey.
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ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵃˡ˒ a fish @sassamifrass.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
Craftsmanship is an essential delivery mechanism for good ideas to the brain. Reading poor prose is like trying to take a pain killer but every time the pill gets close to your mouth an advertisement for Clash of Kingclans 3 pops up.
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ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵃˡ˒ a fish @sassamifrass.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
K just finished getting a new tattoo
The inside of a man's forearm, with a fresh tattoo of a frothing beer glass on the shape of a coffin, with a jaunty skeleton inside it. Underneath the glass is the word "Froffin". Black line work, with blue shading at the edge of the glass, and the inside of the glass is light beer-yellow.
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ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵃˡ˒ a fish @sassamifrass.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
🎉 This includes the board books that I read to E (only the first time I read them) but even so, pretty stoked I've made it this far.
My Goodreads reading challenge. My goal is 120 books, and I've read 100 so far, meaning I've hit my goal for October.
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ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵃˡ˒ a fish @sassamifrass.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
Miss reading stuff in print? Want to support SF&F writers? Check out these magazines, and also interzone.press
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ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵃˡ˒ a fish @sassamifrass.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
I had the kind of horrible nightmare where you wake up partially, and then make yourself go back to sleep, thinking, NO, I CAN FIX THIS!! But then the nightmare just spirals further and you awake even more distraught. Your brain just all "Nope. Not today, wise guy.Today, we suffer".
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ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵃˡ˒ a fish @sassamifrass.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
Platinum Grit is so real, and I cannot explain why without being more R18+ than I am comfortable with being publicly online, but, dang. I still think of one scene on a yearly basis and I haven't read that comic since like, 2006. It's an extremely relatable moment with Nils, of all people.
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ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵃˡ˒ a fish @sassamifrass.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
Generations expressing mild amusement on Slack: based on zero quantitative data and massive generalisation. Gen Z: 💀 Millennials: 👀[party parrot] X: 😂 Boomers: 🤪 Though honestly it's more about when someone seemed to start using the internet regularly.
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
a short poem about records
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ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵃˡ˒ a fish @sassamifrass.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
I looked up the words for the year I was born, and then created this abomination
Cut and paste style text which has been interspersed with other words to tell the following story: Yup, I'm a newb, I was getting on the ol' WAN, you know, the information superhighway, and I found this cool shareware on a newsgroup. A cyberpunk point-and-click game. The screenshot looked bleeding edge. They needed people to beta-test it, so I have them my address. But instead of a CD-ROM, they sent a cryptid formed from noxious gases. Is this what they call vaporware?
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ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵃˡ˒ a fish @sassamifrass.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
if i did not have ToDoist and a set of helpful task filters i would lose my mind on a daily basis
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ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵃˡ˒ a fish @sassamifrass.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
Lunch starts. Enter library. Do not leave library until the bell goes ding.
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Night-Mare Pan 🐦‍⬛ @paarsec.com · 30/09/2023
Do you want to know what the Entropy Death of the Internet is? [AD] A lot of people have been curious about the Entropy Death of the Internet. [GIANT AD] We will answer the question of what the Entropy Death of the Internet is in five easy steps, but first, what is Death? [AD] Death is a proc
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
i've never successfully done an "evil" run in any video game. i am physically incapable of it. why would you want to be mean to people? to see what will happen? i know what will happen they'll be sad!!!
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Madeleine Swann @madeleineswann.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
Best story I've read this year
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Josh Mauthe @clydeumney.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
So glad to have this here finally! This should be called the “In honor of @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com switch” (and I say this as someone who enjoys Neil’s presence here greatly).
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ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵃˡ˒ a fish @sassamifrass.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
Turning off ASOS notifications in the hopes that I never have to see the words "bizness" or "sznl" ever again.
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I'm very poorly today, very stupid & hate everybody & everything @voxexsinister.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
Solid cooking advice:
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ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵃˡ˒ a fish @sassamifrass.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
(thread) I really wish there was some kind of "please, I'm a good girl with no prior infractions" thing that would let you buy a pack of higher-strength painkillers like 1-2 times a year.
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 16/09/2023
That first Iron Chef series from the 90s remains some of the most enjoyable and watchable tv ever made.
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 16/09/2023
Chairman Kaga is the only guy allowed to be a rich aristocrat
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ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵃˡ˒ a fish @sassamifrass.bsky.social · 16/09/2023
When someone describes a trait so familiar you audibly gasp: scarphelia.substack.com/p/when-nobod... Sharing WIPs is motivating. But when I share them and get validation? It's hard not to be influenced by what I think those other people might continue to enjoy over what I actually want to write.
Screenshot of an excerpt from a blog post which reads: "On discovery of something new, I approach it with a natural enthusiasm and sincerity: This interests me. This excites me! Maybe this could be good? Maybe this is who I am!

Then the first terrible thing happens where someone compliments me on it.

Then, like a Twilight vampire with a whiff of a papercut, I experience a bloodlust for validation so profound that it rewires me to the core. Whatever journey I was on simply derails as I default into performance of whatever potential I believe was just glimpsed in me."
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ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵃˡ˒ a fish @sassamifrass.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
I feel a deep spiritual connection towards whoever named this park
A picture of the highly flooded and delightfully alliterated Peanut Park Province
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ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵃˡ˒ a fish @sassamifrass.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
I really need to revisit my old favourite books sometime, it's been so long since I read a Sheri S. Tepper novel. My to-read pile is large but also... reading her work now would be a whole new experience. I've forgotten much and I'm a different person than the one who initially devoured her work.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 31/08/2023
this is what they had to do before posting was invented
cartoon panel of a woman with radiating black lightning coming from her head, caption reads 

with a violent exertion of her will-power, Fantomah throws out destructive thought rays
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ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵃˡ˒ a fish @sassamifrass.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
there are three reasons why i might have applied nail polish: - hold my brittle crumbling claws together - hide the fact that i have been digging endlessly in the earth, seeking unknown Items of Concerning origin - matches my outfit
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 10/09/2023
[developed understanding of gender solely from 1990s beat em up games] oh, shes a woman? so she does less damage per hit but moves and attacks very quickly?
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 06/09/2023
we left the path of righteousness when we abandoned transparent consumer electronics
a playstation with a transparent case and transparent controller
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Anh Dang @anhdangerous.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
Still very happy with these Playstaceans I made awhile back
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ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵃˡ˒ a fish @sassamifrass.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
there is a cornetto shortage going on in my local area. i am not to blame for it. but i _am_ deeply affected
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that‘s called foreshadowing
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
TOP TEN CAT BREEDS 1. Honey Glazed Babydoot 2. Angel Bimp 3. Curiosity Rover 4. Legendary Porch Gremlin 5. Eastern Dreamy Peanut 6. Kevin 7. Loaf+ (subscription only) 8. Detective Nosey Primbus 9. Creeper SURPRISE 10. Humble Trashlord
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ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵃˡ˒ a fish @sassamifrass.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
"crepuscular" and "susurrus" (yes, Terry Pratchett is responsible for the latter).
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ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵃˡ˒ a fish @sassamifrass.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
i definitely use microblogging as a substitute for human interaction a bit too much, but that's more of a me problem than the medium itself
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