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SarraJK

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Accountant (not the kind you’d think), she/her

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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, in heaven. A dog with little wings runs towards her open arms. Off panel, a speech bubble reads “welcome to Heaven! Here is your dog!”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. She says, “where’s my cat?”
The third panel zooms out. There are dogs with little wings everywhere. Sarah says, “Where’s ANY of the cats?”
The fourth panel shows a circle of cats holding hands and dancing gleefully surrounded by flames in hell.
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🐈‍⬛🌙 @lune.monster · 13/08/2026
Stole this from the comments because this shit shouldn't be behind a paywall.
Crucially, the GLOVE has limitations, chief among them that for the device to work effectively and deliver its restraining pain shock, it must come into contact with the subject's bare skin. According to Compliant Technologies, the gloves won't work through dry clothing or thick hair. The gloves will work, however, if the subject is wearing thin, wet clothing, such as soaked T-shirts or blouses. The GLOVE also does not like being dunked in water and will likely be rendered inoperable if this happens.
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Friendly reminder
A woman with tall hair, glasses, and a cigarette holds a paper. A luck cat jumps in the background
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The Alchemist 🇨🇦 @alchemistsstudio.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Purrrebus in progress
A white bisqued clay closeup of the faces on a sculpture of a cat body with 3 heads and 3 different faces
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SarraJK @sarrajk.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Comfort watching Pride & Prejudice (with ads), and boy do they have the demo clocked. So far I’ve seen ads for drugs treating hot flashes and osteoporosis.
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SarraJK @sarrajk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
My sweet Keith
Tabby cat with wide amber eyes looking at the camera.  He is sitting on a brown sofa with his paw out in front of him.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
If you make me take my phone out at the store to buy toothpaste I am going use it to buy toothpaste online
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
For a lot of folks who "poop weird after Taco Bell," it's bc Taco Bell is their main source of fiber. 💀 Some people also like to pair Taco Bell with lots of ethanol. But "I drank so much I pooped crazy" sounds like YOU have a problem, & "Haha Taco Bell gross" sounds like *Taco Bell* has a problem
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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Someone in my optician tried to get me interested in the Creep Specs and this was the gist of my response. #art
Illustration of a pair of the Pervert Glasses, ie the ones with the cameras in them, inside a red circle with a line through them. The text going around the circle reads “the pervert glasses should not exist”
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The Alchemist 🇨🇦 @alchemistsstudio.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Introducing Cuddles Von Profit II, a capitalist cat-astrophe and a purr-fect reminder that billionaires are ridiculous, but cats are essential. 100% less morally reprehensible than a billionaire Adopt Cuddles & own a billionaire instead of them owning you. Warning: Do not eat. #Caturday
Closeup of the face of a raku fired cat sculpture with glazing in iridescent blues, purples, reds and metallics. The cat wears a top hat and monocle.A raku fired cat sculpture with glazing in iridescent blues, purples, reds and metallics. The cat wears a top hat and monocle. Front view, full body.A raku fired cat sculpture with glazing in iridescent blues, purples, reds and metallics. The cat wears a top hat and monocle. Back view, full body.A raku fired cat sculpture being placed into the reduction bin.
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✊🏼Indigiqueer Hummingbird @riotousmuse.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It's the Taylor Farms lettuce. The Taylor Farms outbreak. Earthbound Organics is Taylor Farms.
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 10/07/2026
Me: I'M ON A BOAT! Charon, the River Styx ferryman: That song is the worst thing that ever happened to me.
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SarraJK @sarrajk.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This sounds awful. *BUT* good quality homemade Rice Krispie Treats, formed into a sandwich as a premium ice cream delivery mechanism sounds delightful. I may try that.
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
not saying anything new, but if these folks actually believed in genAI writing, they'd disclose it, tout it, and build their own audiences elsewhere and leave others be. hiding and sneaking it to markets who want no part of it doesn't prove you're good at writing. just proves you're good at fraud.
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Birthright citizenship is going to be the new Roe v Wade in the sense that Democrats need to win more elections than they lose in perpetuity to protect it, because Republicans are not making the mistake of appointing another Justice who will uphold it, ever
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JK @miniver.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
We don’t celebrate the founding of the nation on the anniversary of Conwallis’ surrender, of Washington’s inauguration, or any of the events most countries might choose. We celebrate on the day people signed a manifesto.
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The Alchemist 🇨🇦 @alchemistsstudio.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
🌈 Happy Pride Month! I’m a proud LGBTQ+ artist working in raku and traditional pottery, and I’d be so honored if you share my work. This Pride, I’m grateful to be here. Creating. Living. Loving. Alive 💖 And I'm thankful for all you 💙🏳️‍🌈🙏 #pottery #sciart #pride
A six panel image in two rows of three with raku pottery.
Top Right:  a turquoise raku vase called Poseidon's Breath.
Top Middle: a white raku polar bear
Top Left: a textured raku vase in metallics and reds/purples called Draconis.
Bottom Right: a metallic/blue/red raku vase called Celestial Veil.
Bottom Middle:  a raku owl in vibrant blues and reds, inspired by a nebula.
Bottom Left: A shiny multicoloured raku vase called Dragons of Ara.
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Danielle Kurtzleben @titonka.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
There is no purer distillation of optimism than a Container Store purchase.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Graphic design is my passion.
A sign that has two concentric rings of text but it's laid out in a confusing way so it looks like the first sentence is "it's against the law to keep alcohol out of the hands of youth" and the second sentence is "supply alcohol to minors."
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Roy Edroso @edroso.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
"The connection between narcissistic personality traits and wanting people in the office full time is not coincidental — it’s causal."
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Ghostly Anarchic Squid @leahanelson.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
“A poor Black man with intellectual limitations was forced to rely on a defense attorney who openly aligned himself with a terrorist organization best known for murderous violence against people who looked like his client.” amsterdamnews.com/news/2026/06...
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OP-ED: Imprisoned Black man, his KKK-linked attorney, and what justice really looks like
A poor Black man with intellectual limitations was forced to rely on a defense attorney who openly aligned himself with a terrorist organization.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 17/06/2026
this may well be the defining joke of our era theonion.com/guy-who-suck...
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Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI
SAN MATEO, CA—After spending the past three decades of his life being totally unable and unwilling to engage in any meaningful way with the world around him, James Parker, a local guy who sucks at bei...
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Large recurved 19th century-style decorative lettering of the word MAYBE. 
Under the ‘B’ is a shield shape with pointillist shading upon which fat script lettering reads IT WILL. 
The shield is surrounded with a top-arched ribbon to the left and a bottom-arched ribbon below which have one word in dimensional wood type-styled lettering reading HAPPEN TODAY. 
Below the arch of ‘happen’ is a small drawing of a skull and hourglass and there are leafy decorative flourishes in some of the negative spaces.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It's an objective fact that Elon Musk is a mass murderer. He intentionally caused the deaths of millions of people. There's no caveats to this, no alternative explanations, no defenses, no missing context; that was the sole reason for doing what he did.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
When police raid a house with 98 cats, it’s not viewed as an awesome goal accomplished by the hoarder.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Reporting on Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire should be done with the same general tone as a lethal virus escaping containment, not as an awesome achievement.
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Ben Werdmuller @werd.io · 12/06/2026
"We’re publishing this blog post to explain our decision to refer to Delaney Hall as a “concentration camp” and clarify the term’s meaning." This is incredibly important. jerseybee.org/2026/06/11/w...
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Why we’re calling Delaney Hall a “concentration camp” – The Jersey Bee
The term describes facilities where targeted groups are held without due process under inhumane conditions.
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The place I donate blood gives points that you can exchange for gas cards which means I actually know the current exchange rate of blood for oil. Blood is going for 20.618 times an equivalent amount of oil.
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Indivisible ATL @indivisibleatl.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Indivisible ATL has built a toolkit for actions you can take to support Black votes and multi-party democracy in the lead up to the special session. Use it and share it—especially with your friends in redder parts of the state. linktr.ee/Redistrictin...
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RedistrictingGA | Linktree
Learn about 2026 redistricting in Georgia and what you can do to fight for Black votes and multi-party democracy! The special session opens on June 17.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 10/06/2026
A good thread on screwworms. Talking to an entomologist last year, he also added that the pandemic was the first domino. Scientists couldn’t get to the facilities, couldn’t get out into the field to check outbreak reports.
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
At $649.99 the Mina’s Tirith set is barely covering the price of oil to manufacture it really it’s an investment think about six months from now this is reasonable
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SarraJK @sarrajk.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This whole thread is mind blowing.
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SarraJK @sarrajk.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Sounds like he's bragging here. “I’ve put a couple kids in the hospital" Keep climbing that mountain, I guess?
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
AND ANOTHER THING you know what sucks the most about trying to sell us a young hottie as Poirot or Marple? it presumes there is no value in their life experience and age. that is WHY they are good at this!!! because they are over fifty and have seen some shit!!!
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Martha Wells @marthawells.com · 06/06/2026
Re-upping this for today: A podcast interview with me about Murderbot and Platform Decay!
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Anyway, here is a good rundown on how we eradicated the new world screwworm from much of Central America for decades, only for the Trump people to (of course) fuck it up
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Thinking about why women might not want to use a product that has forced itself into every software interface to confidently shout things that are wrong
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
"women can be perfectly capable of using this technology and simply choose not to" we did in fact need data backing up this incredibly obvious claim bc a LOT of companies will insist Susan from Accounting is refusing to use AI to do the books because IT needs to come explain how it works to her
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
A digital illustration of the recently discovered little blue octopus in the deep ocean near the Galápagos Islands. It has a nice round mantle and round eye, uh, capsules(?). Its one visible eye is black and looks kind of cross. It’s is colored all over in shades of blue and bluish purple ranging toward almost black at the ends of its arms. All its arms are some amount of visible and each is holding a crudely shaped sign on a little stick. Each sign has some rough scrawled letters on it spelling out ‘MAY-BE IT WILL HAP-PEN TO-DAY’
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SarraJK @sarrajk.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I am in ATL and I can take or leave BBQ. Pulled pork, ribs, brisket, all of it, all styles. I'll go if you want, but I'm not gonna suggest it and I'm not gonna get excited. Husband has a green egg and likes to smoke meats. Everyone raves. I just don't care. (I can't bear to tell him.)
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Another reminder: if there exists *any* class of people who don't have due process rights, then *nobody* actually has due process rights because the government can always just say you're in that class.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
i cant believe tom steyer is the first dem politician (that ive seen) to proudly and forcefully make this correct and obvious counter argument to the bigotry but im glad he did
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Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
because I know y’all can’t click and read
1. "Except in rare circumstances, drowning people are physiologically unable to call out for help. The respiratory system was designed for breathing.
Speech is the secondary or overlaid function.
Breathing must be fulfilled before speech occurs.
2. Drowning people's mouths alternately sink below and reappear above the surface of the water. The mouths of drowning people are not above the surface of the water long enough for them to exhale, inhale, and call out for help. When the drowning people's mouths are above the surface, they exhale and inhale quickly as their mouths start to sink below the surface of the water.
3. Drowning people cannot wave for help. Nature instinctively forces them to extend their arms laterally and press down on the water's surface.
Pressing down on the surface of the water permits drowning people to leverage their bodies so they can lift their mouths out of the water to breathe.
4. Throughout the Instinctive Drowning Response, drowning people cannot voluntarily control their arm movements. Physiologically, drowning people who are struggling on the surface of the water cannot stop drowning and perform voluntary movements such as waving for help, moving toward a rescuer, or reaching out for a piece of rescue equipment.
5. From beginning to end of the Instinctive Drowning Response people's bodies remain upright in the water, with no evidence of a supporting kick. Unless rescued by a trained lifeguard, these drowning people can only struggle on the surface of the water from 20 to 60 seconds before submersion occurs."
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 21/05/2026
Whew, one of the House Judiciary subcommittees is holding a hearing about court expansion today, and Rep. Hank Johnson (the subcommittee's highest ranking Democrat) delivered a sermon I just transcribed a paragraph that really resonated
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Rep. Hank Johnson: Abraham Lincoln once said “This government cannot endure half slave and half free.” Yet, that seems to be the vision for America that Chief Justice Roberts and the conservative supermajority of the Supreme Court envision. Where some enjoy easy access to the ballot, others are forced to overcome legal barriers designed to make our voices quieter. Our nation is now in Jim Crow 2.0. We are a nation where the right to vote once again can be diluted, restricted, or simply ignored, and where the voices of rich and powerful people carry more weight than the voices of ordinary Americans, but particularly Americans who look like me. Our 250-year experiment in self-governance can only succeed if Americans decide that the clock has run out on the far right’s attempt to overturn our democracy. So, we can either sit back as our Supreme Court continues to act without any restraint or checks and balances, or, we can do something about it. The American people deserve accountability for the damage that has been done. The American people deserve a judiciary that serves our democracy, not a narrow ideological agenda that only benefits the rich and powerful.
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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
On the tube
Photo of a fake OpenAi ad on the overground. Text: "Yes, we built a machine that tells teenagers to kill themselves.

But — it might also help them with their homework."

Chatgpt logo
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I know you're sick of it, but the key to political messaging is repetition: A billion dollars is the socio-economic equivalent of a loose nuke, and we should work to prevent the acquisition of the former with the same urgency and ruthlessness we use to prevent the acquisition of the latter.
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SarraJK @sarrajk.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I voted today and got a survey on the way out. (5 ⭐s will vote again.)
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Indivisible ATL @indivisibleatl.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Atlanta has now lost at least two journalists to the regime’s appalling immigration policies. @alexip718.com is a great Atlantan who deserves better than this. Bring Alex and Mario Guevara home!
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
we had a guest homilist at Mass from an org that works with immigrants who says he gets challenged sometimes about using Americans' resources to help non-citizens. his response is always "we don't help them because they're Americans, we help them because WE are Americans," and that really got me
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