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Bethannie Horn

@sarcismy2ndfav-asm.bsky.social
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So tired and so angry. Did not FA, but going to try to keep my sense of humor during the FO

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Bethannie Horn @sarcismy2ndfav-asm.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
By the time he gets to Kalispell tonight hes going to be fully toast
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Bethannie Horn @sarcismy2ndfav-asm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just perusing reels on Facebook (all its good for) and I just got rick-rolled by buckets the drummer
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So well done
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Bethannie Horn @sarcismy2ndfav-asm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I just finished the worst month ever. I do not believe the August jobs report. That is not possible.
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Bethannie Horn @sarcismy2ndfav-asm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So how is your day going?
Screenshot of Facebook messenger posts to my family group 

I have multiple quail outside on my logs SCREAMING insults at each other.  
Im hovering at my window trying to get the tea on my neighbors fight without LOOKING like im watching.  
Dafuq is wrong with me?
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Bethannie Horn @sarcismy2ndfav-asm.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The lack of respect for my recently zeroed out email inbox is appalling.
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Bethannie Horn @sarcismy2ndfav-asm.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I just choked on Tomato and Gnocchi soup
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Bethannie Horn @sarcismy2ndfav-asm.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
What happened to flash mobs? Can we get that back?
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
🇩🇪 🔥 ouch — “Trump and Infantino — those two were made for each other… fascinated by power. And by themselves, too.”
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 18/07/2026
I wasn’t ready for this. ☠️ 😭 Low T Pete will never live this down.
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Bethannie Horn @sarcismy2ndfav-asm.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
So Hegseth is interested in gender affirming care? I have questions. www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
nbcnews.com
U.S. military will test service members’ testosterone levels, Pete Hegseth says
Hegseth said service members 30 and older would undergo the annual screening, and individuals can choose whether to pursue testosterone replacement therapy.
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Bethannie Horn @sarcismy2ndfav-asm.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
"We can’t bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don’t go anywhere—like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. 'Give me five bees for a quarter,' you’d say.

"Now where were we? Oh yeah—the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..."
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
My Custom Steve mugs inotternews.etsy.com/listing/1589...
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Bethannie Horn @sarcismy2ndfav-asm.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I woke up this morning expecting, nay, anticipating the report of a death. Lindsay Graham was NOT the one I was expecting.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Breaching what was once considered the most heavily defended airspace in the world, a Ukrainian drone flew through downtown Moscow in broad daylight.
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Bethannie Horn @sarcismy2ndfav-asm.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
This is the time of the year where we play the redneck game of "is that gunfire or fireworks?"
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Bethannie Horn @sarcismy2ndfav-asm.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Someone needs to do a welfare check on this man's drywall
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Bethannie Horn @sarcismy2ndfav-asm.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Decrepitude
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
😕🤷🏼
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Bethannie Horn @sarcismy2ndfav-asm.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Another day, another surrender signed in Versailles
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Heart-Melting Post of the Day: ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
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Bethannie Horn @sarcismy2ndfav-asm.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I voted sticker
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 01/06/2026
This is Bodie. His presence indicates the beginning of Pride Month. May his whimsy and steadfastness bring joy and confidence to all. 14/10 the parade starts right behind him 🌈🐾 (IG: hellobodie)
a golden retriever puppy on a bright pink rope leash prances through some tall grass. he’s wearing a brightly patterned bandana around his neck and is carrying a miniature six-stripe pride flag in his mouth. his front right paw is raised mid-stride, like he’s ready to hop into a pride parade at any second.
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Bethannie Horn @sarcismy2ndfav-asm.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
NG2 cracks me up. Bitches love half a fish. He loves those eggs. Iris ❤️ NG2 ❤️ youtu.be/7jm-2Vfp8J0?...
youtu.be
Iris And Her Mate Share Fish On Hellgate Osprey Cam | May 22, 2026
YouTube video by Cornell Lab Bird Cams
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Bethannie Horn @sarcismy2ndfav-asm.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
They need to make pharmaceutical commercials illegal
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Bethannie Horn @sarcismy2ndfav-asm.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Ok all, voting is important and one of the most important votes this year is for Iris the Ospreys new man to get an official name! Iris is almost 30 years old and a fixture. www.allaboutbirds.org/cams/hellgat...
allaboutbirds.org
Hellgate Ospreys
Watch the Hellgate Osprey cam
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 28/05/2026
New in PN: Trump has no way out on Iran "To sum up, if Trump escalates, people are going to hate him. If he surrenders, people are going to hate him. If he dithers, people are going to hate him. He has no good options, which is why he’s spinning in place, hoping someone, anyone, will rescue him."
publicnotice.co
Trump has no way out on Iran
He can’t win; he won’t say he’s lost. So he dithers.
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Bethannie Horn @sarcismy2ndfav-asm.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Today is the day I got my butt kicked by magnetic lashes
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 20/05/2026
NEW: I've filed a claim with Todd Blanche for compensation from the $1.776B slush fund for the unlawful investigation by the government into my podcast in August 2019. I'm seeking $8.647 million in compensation for weaponized lawfare - the equivalent of punitive damages, lost pay and retirement.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 20/05/2026
This pup was absolutely not digging in the dirt. Everybody knows that would require a permit. Thinks you have a whole lot of nerve accusing him of breaking municipal laws with no evidence. 12/10 (IG: san_francisco_rott)
a tiny rottweiler puppy sits on a gravel path. he looks up at the camera with red dirt all over his snoot and forehead. we can understand how one could mistake this to mean he was digging a hole, but there aren't even any holes in sight. there is only a black long-haired dachshund sniffing around behind the small puppy. clearly this is an innocent little guy who did absolutely no wrongdoing.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Living his best life 🎉🎈 TT: finn_e_bear
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 11/05/2026
This is Lily. She’s been accused of drinking her mom’s slushie. Will not be taking any questions at this time. 14/10 (IG: iceedoglilly)
a golden retriever sits smiling in the front passenger seat of a car. the window is rolled down just a couple of inches. blue skies with puffy clouds and some happy little trees are in the background. it’s a totally normal photo of a golden in a car, minus the fact that the tongue sticking out of her mouth is bright blue.you’re peering down into a styrofoam cup that was in a car’s cupholder. it is mostly empty but has some blue slushie way down at the bottom with a mysteriously tongue-shaped hole carved through the ice in one spot. the back of a golden retriever’s head is visible in the upper right corner of the photo. the dog may or may not be avoiding eye contact.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 07/05/2026
This is Spear. He is being forced to leave his grandma's house against his will. You know who would never do this to him? Grandma. 13/10 (TT: daddymaddy19)
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
You know how they throw the ball into the crowd after they win a game? That's not allowed in bowling. I know this now.
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Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 08/05/2026
The car body insect remover spray I bought on eBay has arrived and it's all in German. Luckily I did German at school so I know it says "Spray and leave for 3 post offices. Wipe with a dry Spaniard and interrogate for peace and waffles"
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Irrefutable proof cats are evil @cats-are-evil.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
#caturday #cats
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 05/05/2026
Someone out there decided it would be a good idea to put a German Shepherd in charge of babysitting a bunch of Doberman puppies and they were 100% correct
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
CNN’s Harry Enten: “Historic: More voters blame Trump (77%) for gas prices rising than ever blamed Bush, Obama or Biden. A rare majority trifecta of Dems (95%), Indies (82%) and GOP (55%) now blame Trump. And unlike what Trump/Rick Scott argue, 64% say the war hasn't been worth higher gas prices.”
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
From Jimmy Kimmel.
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Bethannie Horn @sarcismy2ndfav-asm.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
All right everyone! Let's roll that beautiful bean footage!
Cat toe beans
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Bethannie Horn @sarcismy2ndfav-asm.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Bethannie Horn @sarcismy2ndfav-asm.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I went to Facebook. I opened the local news page. I looked at the comments. I closed Facebook. Never argue with people that John Brown would have shot
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Bethannie Horn @sarcismy2ndfav-asm.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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Bethannie Horn @sarcismy2ndfav-asm.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
So, does this mean that the alleged "donations" for the ballroom are just going into dumps pocket?
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Bethannie Horn @sarcismy2ndfav-asm.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
There were 11 notable attempts to kill Obama, and he didn't hit the airwaves like a thin-skinned little bitch. Thats why Obama will always be better than this petulant piece of vermin
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Openly Gay Animals 🌈 @openlygayanimals.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Just a bee taking a nap in a flower to brighten your scrolling
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Audrey @parickards.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
This smart dog knows about politics, he literally gives a shit.😆😆
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Bethannie Horn @sarcismy2ndfav-asm.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Image of king Henry VIII with the words "getting mad at the Supreme Pontiff for pontificating"
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