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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 24m
he can't remember yesterday's lies. Not surprising he doesn't remember her, or, as usual, trying to duck any responsibility. "Did you know she was a grifter?" Yes, that's why she got sent thousands of miles AWAY. To keep her shut up about the dirt she knew about.
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 28m
Funny, that. He ripped off maga for millions for a fraud "build the wall" project, got pardoned, yet they still give him a large audience. Truly, the uneducated don't even care when their idols rob them. They just keep feeding them.
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 32m
Are they lurking around, and hiring women they meet in the complaint department at the plastic surgeon's office?
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 52m
I had him pegged with five minutes of "The Apprentice". An amalgamation of all the bad, blame throwing, credit stealing bosses I'd ever had in my life.
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 53m
It will be nice to see that Andy Griffith cosplaying fake yokel voted out.
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 55m
If she'd swindled out a BILLION dollars, though, he'd give her a cabinet position.
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 56m
How about Simon Says? It's a good thing that bebop push pull noisemaker game toy wasn't around when I was a kid.
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 59m
Oh. the new Banky lookalike press secretary starts off mumbling, reading like she just started second grade, and with a pack of BIGLY lies. It's doubtful she'll last a deci-Scaramucci.
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 1h
It's the ill-advised war. That's it. No moron will believe differently, it's too simple. And, this sniveling weasel has shut down Congress to avoid votes, at his convenience, like it's a garage sale he can open and close at will. ANOTHER loophole that needs to be sewn shut.
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 1h
he didn't get his beak wet.
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 1h
It was 27 times just last WEEK.
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 1h
Maybe a blonde wig and makeup would have won him the job.
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 1h
What, on the plane? 🤣
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 1h
Umm, Obama didn't "give" Iran any money, he released money frozen by sanctions. 😉👍
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 1h
Any idiot claiming a ceasefire without even texting the parties involved is a blathering liar.
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 1h
Stopping some cheating is hardly interference.
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 2h
Sure seems to be a Temu Press Secretary.
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 2h
JDisad Vance literally works for an accused pedophile.
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 9h
Funny, his own ass has two layers of diaper, a bustle, and a lot of sloshing in that diaper. Like two chuckrats rassling under a tarp.
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 10h
The only reason there WERE litter boxes was so terrified kids in a live shooter situation had something to pee in. Instead of regulating guns, they made a bullshit story about furries in school.
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damnyankee1.bsky.social @damnyankee1.bsky.social · 10h
The #1 thing recovering magats say.."I didn't know!" The #1 thing I say.."You're full of shit magat, you were all warned over and over and over again..go fuck yourself!"
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 10h
Thank you for your service.
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 11h
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 10h
What came first, the chicken or the egg? "Elementary, dear Watson...the lay!"
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 20h
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 10h
Do WHAT with men? Have sex? By reports, he's paid out millions to shut up families of abused little boys.
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 10h
Oh, yeah. In case the whole "arresting and beating American citizens and jailing them" thing isn't something to vote against.
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 10h
With enough duct tape, no problem.
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 10h
"Come sit on my lap!" Oh fuck no.
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 10h
he won't remember it ten minutes later...like most the blather that pops out of his mouth anus. "I never said that." "It's on tape." "FAKE NEWS!!"
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 10h
"Spanish Flu: Dotard Says Quit Testing."
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 10h
Ow. I hope there's a burn unit nearby. 🥳👍
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 10h
"But, give us two more years, we can SINK THIS MOTHER FUCKER!!"
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 10h
"Hey! That poor person doesn't DESERVE THAT NICKEL!!" Republican in a nutshell.
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 10h
Quit poesing, and get passing! 🥳👍
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 10h
Columbus didn't discover America. The mofo never set a foot on the North American continent. Funny how a conniving Italian thief, who was lost in so many directions, gets cred over the millions who lived here at the time. Sounds about white.
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 10h
So confused Republicans can vote for Collins in Oregon? 🤣🤣🤣 Cool. Good luck with that. Drive fast, boys.. It was a 2500 mile miss.
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 10h
They already got bombed with ICE. It didn't help.
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 10h
I was surprised dotard didn't start rooting for Putin in January 2025. he'd already shown his bias for eight fucking years.. It was really bad to miss.
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 10h
Ooh..Jenga Spam! My FAVORITE!! 😋👍
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 11h
They could have told a senior spoiled little toddler NO! a long time ago. And didn't have the sense or gumption. Now .. they're fucked. And, hilariously, hiding. Until after the midterms. At least they couldn't throw in any MORE voter restrictions, amirite?
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Could Be Worse
ALT: Could Be Worse
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 11h
Yes.. Because nothing fills the seats like hate and bias. FFS.. The crazy..
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Edna Mode: Too Much Darling, Too Much!
ALT: Edna Mode: Too Much Darling, Too Much!
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 11h
"Disappointed Toddler Creeps Back To Punish His Country" 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 11h
Bottle blonde liar number three.. Oddly enough, the three have the same K initial. KKK.. Funny thing, how big a brigade of Ivanka lookalikes does it take to keep tantrum boy sedate? There's a quartet now.
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 11h
Oh. SineFetterManchin. 🎶"they call him flipper, flipper, disappoints all he sees, sucks up to drumpf on his knees, his votes are so bogus indeed.. They call him flipper flipper, now he's a FUX Noise draw, it should be against the law, to be such a sleaze."🎶 No dolphins were molested in this parody.
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 12h
Oh. If only, ONLY, there was a penalty for directly defying a judge's order.. SOMETHING they could do.. At LEAST the second time. Oh. Is destroying a public golf course to make it privileged a "duty of the office"? If there was a fair SCOTUS, no. But...here we are.
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 12h
Political donations are NOT AN INCOME!!! FFS, this idiot understands nothing, is the racist uncle who never gets invited, the dictionary picture of the "turd in the punchbowl".. "Why don't you assholes love me?" 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 12h
"Ooh, what a nice ass!" The Presidementia of the Fascist Wannabe States. Drooling over a guy. Oh. btw.. there were boys at Lolita Island.
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 12h
The putrid stain also promised lower prices..there's a BIGLY FUCKING REASON they shot off the expensive toys first. It's RIGHT THERE, FFS.. his putrid nasty sons now have BILLIONS in government subsidies and contracts. EXCUSE me if I'm wrong, but.. Weren't they in real estate two years ago? Thieves!
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 14h
That's the only reason they open at the store so easily.
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