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SaraKateW

@sarakatew.bsky.social
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“i shall throw my phone into the sea” 2026 just kidding, I shall start a bespoke blog instead skwbotd.ghost.io/about

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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 2h
These turkeys know what’s up
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 09/10/2026
if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 12h
NOT THAT I WENT HOME WITH HIM but you know life is long (for me, if not him, lmao) I ain’t ruling it out
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 13h
…or do I and he isn’t
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gonna set him up with DSW, they can text each other. How you feeling?
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 09/10/2026
every single sci-fi movie, for some reason:
sign that says "hot lab staff only"
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I should set him up with DSW.
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Duck clue on Jeopardy! hell yeah
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jon Ossoff is obsessed with me
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
thieves of beeves imo
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
go woke pope white sox i suppose
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Austin Riley get your thumb out of your ass for like a minute when it counts challenge entering a third year
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
siiiiiiiigh
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have an immediately disprovable theory that I nonetheless believe to be entirely true: there are two kinds of horror fans, A24 people and Blumhouse people, and every movie sorts into those categories. I’m a Blumhouse (nasty, slick, efficient) generally with obvious exceptions
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Franzylvania @protopigeon.lol · 05/10/2026
This is still making me chuckle 2 days later 😀
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My good man, you cannot offer that sort of reference. I’ll tell him to call you if he needs someone to vouch for my dong jokes.
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
god, yes please gas me up before I get too self-conscious to make this date hahaha
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I ~guess~. Im texting with a boy. This is embarrassing?
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Also I’mnpretty sure I can list a new warbler today without having taken more than 50 steps from my car? Everything’s coming up Sara Kate.
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i ~guess~
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I do not have the stuff for this, and I assume that he is homeless. Nevertheless,
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
its so STUPID
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Longtime mutual and kind subscriber @ragesinggoddess.bsky.social covers the newsletter today, to my immense relief and gratitude. Go read!
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October 6, 2026 - Anna Andersen, Guest Birder
Anna and I have been mutuals on the socials for quite some time now, dating back to when Twitter was fun and good. She offered to send in a guest post, and I jumped at it. Earlier this evening I parke...
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I gave my number tonight to a man who is younger and fitter than I, which makes me feel both ridiculous and suspicious. OTOH, he is young and fit, and he did ask. Being a human is extremely embarrassing, I think we would all agree.
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also they will park literally anywhere, forcing other cars to pull out blind from driveways and apartment complex lots and spots all the time. God help you if your parking garage puts you out on a road with popular restaurants.
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lotta tough guy talk on here about Biberty. I believe you hate him, we all hate him, he’s an abomination. But you wouldn’t do shit to him if you saw him. No. You’d panic. He has teeth. He has human eyes. He moves about, but you don’t know how. You’d cower in his presence.
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Italy has great team drama, but you’ve seen the challenges before. Mexico is a little more dramatically Mexican in the production and challenge design. Completely different energy. Highly recommend both
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He was ROUNDLY hissed and booed and screamed at. There are two other luchador competing; it’s very fun but I cannot imagine they aren’t sweating to death under the masks.
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This fight in E3 looks like when they draw the Tasmanian devil, just spins and flips and sand flying all over the place.
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
a third golden age of reality television
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
On Physical:100 Mexico, the luchador Místico is fighting an Olympic champion wrestler over possession of a medicine ball. You can tell this wrestler has never been flipped like this in his life. He pulled off Místico’s mask and everyone booed him. They are wrecking each others shit.
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
siiiiiiigh
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Same!!!
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why are we not allowed to judge the character of the voters who want this?
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have described this as “not my favorite _Hitchcock_ movie, but maybe my favorite *movie*”
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
bobcat in a box
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
painted bunting at the refuge I visited last month 😭😭😭
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Once again heartfelt thanks to @doctor1hundred.bsky.social , who not only sent me some birds to talk about, but also graciously allowed me to butt in and write a lot myself.
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October 4, 2026 - Mark Primiano, Guest Birder
Many, many thanks to Dr. Mark, who sent me several photos with text to have in reserve; necessary since today I am low on both physical reserve and inspiration. He has also been kind enough to allow ...
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Eastern bluebirds are BEAUTIFUL and special and they are social and they like to sit on top of fences in a little blue row, you are so LUCKY.
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Recordamos a algunos hombres
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I would come in last place in Physical:320 Million USA
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
all I do when I am injured and laid up is watch shows that make me feel simply terrible about my conditioning
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
oh my god Jorge Cantú is doing Physical:100 Mexico
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Where is the BTS on Physical:100? How long between filming days? In the best condition of my life (1997) I would need a year to recover from being eliminated first.
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b. wolo @bwolo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What's your favorite spicy Indian dish whose name sounds like someone trying to remember Joe Rogan's name? Mine is probably "Lamb Rogan Josh"
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hahahaha this I LOVE
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
shes call me “bruh” more than I would have thought
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me, communing with Gen Alpha
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gen X ankles, elbows and organs are doing pretty bad, is what im hearing. Can confirm.
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I saw a flock about half this size staging in the tree tops on the edge of my local swamp a couple of weeks ago; it looked like fruit trees completely laden with fruit. I wonder how big that group got.
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