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Sarah Paragon

@sarahparagon.bsky.social
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She/it 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 vintage photography enthusiast, robot

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Lady Aranea @ladyaranea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Capitalism seeks to alienate the worker from everything it possibly can, and now that's going to include actual popular culture. Individualized AI media is going to remove the actual purpose of culture, which is established common experiences and interpersonal communication.
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PWHL @thepwhl.com · 28/09/2026
A NEW CHAPTER OF HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA 📺 Hockey Night in Canada returns December 5 with the 2026 Walter Cup Champion Montréal Victoire taking on PWHL Hamilton at 7PM ET!
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 27/09/2026
sometimes you really do just need 10000 watt speakers to vibrate every molecule in your body to fix you. feeling a crisp bass growl through you kinda feels like you're a towel having the dirt shaken off it
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all-hallows-eve-ison steele, organic human person 🎃 @trulyaliem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
if we try really hard we can even get back to this.
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tappytoeclaws.bsky.social @tappytoeclaws.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yeah sex is good but have you ever had a friend tell you she still dreams about a dish you made two years ago?
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saucypaws @saucypawpads.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
meeting up 1/5
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shafer brown @shaferbrown.com · 08/09/2026
raichu bangin out the tunes (2024)
2024 limited color commission of a raichu playing a modular synth. behind him are stereos amps and speakers, to his right a gameboy running LSDJ
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BeeKirby @beekirby.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm glad Metroid Dread and now Metroid Ravenous understand that Samus's true sex appeal comes from the fact that she's a genetic mutant freak who's built like a brick shithouse
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Jacqui Lantern (They/She) @jacquilantern.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Metroid Ravenous Chupacabra ...is this anything?
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Brandon Santiago @4brandonjs4.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ravenous #metroid
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
everyone is posting about metroid and meanwhile this post is the main thing I know about the series
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I feel like Samus Aran, when she’s not on a mission, would have a Tony Hawk type experience with people not recognizing her without her armor. Like she’d get carded buying alcohol or something and the cashier would go “Samus Aran? Ha, it’s spelled just like the bounty hunter too. I wonder what he’s up to now?”

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She would definitely take advantage of this when she goes to lesbian bars and stuff. She’d just tell the cute alien girls her name is Sammy because if they knew she was the great Samus Aran they’d expect her to top

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I originally put a shortened version of this in the tags but I feel it’s worth adding. Imagine being the alien girl at a lesbian bar on a federation space station. You meets this cute tall human girl who calls herself Sammy and you hit it off and share some drinks and eventually Sammy invites her back to her place. Her place is a space ship that you swear looks familiar but you can’t remember where you’ve seen it. Anyway you disregard it and spend the night fucking the brains out of this buff blonde tgirl. Then in the morning when you go to leave you make a wrong turn and catch a glimpse of the power armor belonging to the bounty hunter known across the galaxy. Imagine the realization that this “Sammy” girl you plowed into the mattress last night is singhandedly responsible for saving the universe multiple times
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Brandon Santiago @4brandonjs4.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Space Momma’s HUNGRY #samus #metroid #yuri
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Carrie E @iris-of-ether.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hey, guess who's done with her Desert Bus Craftalong prize for this year?? @desertbus.org #DB20 #DB2026 #DBCraftalong
Two characters from Ace Attorney, Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth, standing across from each other at a tiny chess board. The whole scene is captured in a small diorama case meant for storing a baseball. A pretty wooden floor is made with maple veneer.Close ups of the two characters, from before the glass covering was added. Phoenix looks thoughtful, and Miles relaxed.The diorama sitting on a stack of papers for scale. The top paper is Edgeworth inviting Phoenix to chess, presumably. The text is "lorem ipsum" gibberish, but the addresses are silly things poking fun at the English localization.The diorama shelved between Nintendo DS games and manga books, for scale. All are Phoenix Wright themed. The Slash 2 character ship creation board game is just in shot on the right of the photo. This was certainly not an absolutely intentional choice, no ma'am.
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✨Sapphire Pyli Rose✨ sticker club on kofi!! @pypixy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's eat or be eaten ⭐ #Kirby #Art #Metroid #Nintendodirect
Fanart for metroid ravenous and kirby. "we're gonna have to eat this guy, Kirby." "POYO <3"
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Blu's meme folder @yetanothermemeacc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Super Pochaco happily eating ramen while blushing with the caption "get ready for fat girl fall"
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KURO @kkkuuu.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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liv's evil second cousin twice removed, liv @livfreeorcry.gay · 28/08/2026
"y'all act like you're better than us" you're gonna have to get used to that one, buddy. the American century of humiliation isn't going to be about how good you are.
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ego renegade catboy @catfoodsmin.moe · 26/08/2026
GAYS WE GOTTA GET OLD AND LEGENDARY. WE NEED DOLLYS AND TIM CURRYS FOR THE FUTURE.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I heard there was a secret ooze that turned four reptiles into dudes, but you don’t really care for turtles do ya
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
the old cliche is true as fuck here, truer than it has ever been - we do not mourn the passing of those who lived rich, full lives, that bettered those around them and brought sunshine wherever they went, but rather we celebrate that they were with us, and that we were blessed to live in their time.
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Jaws🎃 @jaws-stone.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly was supposed to live forever....
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com
NASHVILLE, TN (August 25, 2026) – Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old.

 

Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000). 

 

A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.

 

At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at www.dollyparton.com.         

 

In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com.
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 18/08/2026
beyblade gets you babe laid, we know this
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
We almost had Petra Parker in comics but they were COWARDS
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HALLOWEEN @sarasel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Parker's background
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Avi Miller @avimiller.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
post a meme made by you
Watchmen Garfield
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Advos @advosart.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Mahjong Master
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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The keeper of the cards (She’s not supposed to go in here but she somehow hopped over the towers and didn’t knock them over)
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
archie comics should hire me to draw a whole series about Betty & Veronica kissing just saying
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Christ I've been in Blu-Ray land for so long I forgot about the sheer volume of discs in DVD sets WHAT DO YOU MEAN *47* DISCS
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KHAN 可汗 🔜 Recalibrating @yungkhan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Happy 40th to Metroid!!!
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JohnSu @johnsu.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
🏃‍♀️Track Suit Samus🏃‍♀️ Happy 40th Anniversary! #Metroid
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/08/2026
New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras theonion.com/new-evidence-suggests-…
New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras
Latin American Coming-Of-Age Celebration Dates Back To Triassic Period
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Golgari Gal @golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Ruh roh it’s doing alters again
Minimalist b/w alters of Lantern of Insight and Codex Shredder
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Stella Greene @stellafrin.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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Wur @wurq.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
bbno$gba
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ʟʊʟʊ ȶɦɛ ɢɦօֆȶ (ɮɨʀɖ ʍօɖɛ) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It always gas been meme. Y'know, the one with the 2 astronauts & there's the earth & one has a gun pointed at the other? That one.

Is that the Barenaked Ladies?

It's been
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FALLEN Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Paraphrased but: "I often wonder if I'm really myself, or just a hardware and software simulacrum of a person. What if I was recalled? What if all that was left of me were a few braincells after I was disassembled?" "Babe...you're killing the vibe." Incredible stuff folks.
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TJL @tjlart.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
sketches from earlier this year
ignore the price tag
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Charlotte thinks Your Deck Rules! @jaqalyte.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Creator friends are the best! Was so hype to see @tappytoeclaws.bsky.social & @maxmakesmagic.com again, and to finally meet @shattergang.com and @manacurves.bsky.social for the first time in person. There were so many other creative folks I didn't get photos with, but I loved meeting you all.
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Bengineering @bengineeringtv.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Guys, gals and non-binary pals... My luggage got here.
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Secret Lair @mtgsecretlair.com · 17/07/2026
You’ve planted the seeds, now all you have to do is wait. The Superdrop of the Moonlight Jellies is coming to the valley on July 27.
Eight Secret Lair cards in the pixelated Stardew Valley artstyle from the upcoming Superdrop of the Moonlight Jellies.Five Secret Lair Cards in the style of oil paintings from the Superdrop of the Moonlight Jellies.  Seven Secret Lair Cards in the style of paintings from the Superdrop of the Moonlight Jellies.
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Assigned Media @assignedmedia.org · 14/07/2026
Magdalene Visaggio was once in seminary, training to become a Catholic priest. Now she's a snarky online trans girl like the rest of us. In a challenging new essay for Assigned, she writes about the toll being hated for who she is has taken on her psyche. assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
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I Am Not Sorry Lindsey Graham is Dead - Assigned Media
How a decade of hate made me a worse person
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PochaVoice @pochavoice.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Listen I know I don't have John Darnielle's voice but how was I supposed to resist the call of doing a The Mountain Goats Steamed Hams joke? I'm one of the millions of people who got Morel Orel'd into being obsessed with No Children back in the day.
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Lyght, DinoGirl @indominus-lux.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Yous non-biney? Das cool, But it won't save you from my RED EYES BLACK DRAGON
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Yugioh Duel Links
Alt: Yugioh Duel Links red eyes animation
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Sword Liv-sbian @oblivias.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I woke up this morning with toxic godzilla yuri in my head
Godzilla and king ghidora are depicted as monster women arguing with homoerotic subtext. Both have some of the monsters' characteristic features with gojira having her tails, spikes, and some scales and ghidora have her horns, tails, 3 heads, and some scales. Gojira is heavyset and musclebound with punkish clothes and ghidora (heads labeled as "King", "Dora", and "GiGi" is wearing a golden suit with the coat draped around her shoulders to emulate her wings
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Kurizawa Nanami 🍅 / クリザワナナミ🍅 @nanamichestnut.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
#mawile
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jess @jessfrom.online · 30/06/2026
scenes without spaceships are unnecessary in movies. it does nothing to advance what spaceships exist in that world. what am i supposed to point at and go "what spaceship is that, i haven't seen it before, what's the name of that spaceship class..."
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