sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Time for my thrice-yearly pilgrimage to the rheumatologist 000 0
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 14/10/2026However will he distribute all of his prized Hollywood Handshakes 000 0
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026BABIES ARE FUCKING CONSCIOUS ANIMALS ARE FUCKING CONSCIOUS DID I STUTTER 010 0
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Observing the day of downpour by making stock and giving knockoff Nair a try 000 0
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026On the plus side, it did come with a giant glass table that I asked them to remove before signing the lease 000 0
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I just moved into a new place. They fixed the washing machine and broken window latch and sent a wardrobe, but I’m still enjoying a broken dishwasher, a leaking kitchen sink, a toilet on the fritz, and now a broken water heater. 100 0
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It’s called cottage cheese. Maybe you’ve curd of it 010 0
Reposted by sarah (not he/him)Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the abolitionist's dilemma 452762604 0
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Me trying to describe my career but it’s “apps and websites” instead of games 000 0
Reposted by sarah (not he/him)Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026Bald men! Contain yourselves. We have told y'all time & again stop the deviltry & foolishness. Name the messiest bitch you know? It's a bald man with a shiny ass head with no hair on it, ain't it? Sit down & eat your damn oatmeal & have your coffee & chill, bald men. Ain't nobody got time for y'all. 3174 0
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Looking for a Halloween costume that is scary but doesn’t require a wig, prosthetics, or full-body makeup 000 0
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Someday I’m gonna get my act together and make like you 110 0
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026@hellicarusprime.bsky.social and I are legal 241 0
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I see the Indiana beater comments but raise you the threadbare polo shirt 000 0
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Who created this, and why? This didn’t have to happen 021 0
Reposted by sarah (not he/him)cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 18/09/2026how about you stupid assholes stop talking about trans people as if they're any kind of problem anywhere at all. how about you address some actual fucking issues. who gives a shit 201106138 0
Reposted by sarah (not he/him)Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good. 160185043407 0
Reposted by sarah (not he/him)cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13/09/2026we are about to enter an era of horny posting unlike anything we have seen to date. this is a class 5 horny event 40113180 0
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 12/09/2026They don’t want you to know this but you can just put gummy bears in your yogurt. No one can stop you 010 0
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It’s not in AI’s best interest to extinguish humanity. We’re the only things on the planet stupid enough to listen to it! 001 0
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 04/09/2026My 4yo likes to play with the Lego Sonic while somebody sings the little song from the video game 010 0
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Getting this tattooed on my forehead but backwards so I can see it properly in the mirror 010 0
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Told my mom not to bring hot sauce when she visits from the US, just in case 100 0
Reposted by sarah (not he/him)Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Jessica Fletcher may have been ACAB adjacent but she wasn’t a punk. She loves to jump into a conflict. 71204 0
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 29/08/2026“Glory to Claude in the highest, and peace to his prototypes on earth” just came into my head unbidden, in case you’re wondering how I’m doing 010 0
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Extreme same. Mine hears me speaking and makes a beeline for my lap 000 0
Reposted by sarah (not he/him)Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I assume it was ignored because most people don't write recipes in Excel spreadsheets. 3254129617 0
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Has anyone checked in on the Gulf of America thing? 000 0
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I treated myself to a little filet mignon from the Lidl and actually didn’t botch the cook job, for the first time in my life 000 0
Reposted by sarah (not he/him)Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Lotta people this weekend are gonna have a karaoke mic in their hand when they find out that Dolly was a SINGER singer and even the songs she made sound easy are very hard. Keep your head on a swivel. 864350544 0
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It would be like walking into the Hooters casino in Las Vegas and using that to represent US cuisine 110 0
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 26/08/2026In my experience, though, a Spoons is really there when you need it 110 0
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I was thinking about how hard of a year it’s been for me, yet I would take it over another year like the previous 10 110 0
Reposted by sarah (not he/him)Alexis Goldstein @alexisgoldstein.bsky.social · 26/08/2026 2047331264 0
Reposted by sarah (not he/him)Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 26/08/2026The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible 184512287 0
Reposted by sarah (not he/him)regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 26/08/2026if you’re a beloved celebrity in line to turn 81 stay in line!!! 224041 0
Reposted by sarah (not he/him)Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours. 118312988377 0
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Dolly and Tim Curry in the same day, and not you-know-who. Just in case you were wondering whether a just and benevolent universe exists 020 0
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 24/08/2026At one point I had one each for the bed, the couch, and the office chair 120 0
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Keanu should’ve won an Oscar for the SpongeBob movie 000 0
