Reposted by sarah (not he/him)Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the abolitionist's dilemma 442570556
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 19hMe trying to describe my career but it’s “apps and websites” instead of games 000
Reposted by sarah (not he/him)Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026Bald men! Contain yourselves. We have told y'all time & again stop the deviltry & foolishness. Name the messiest bitch you know? It's a bald man with a shiny ass head with no hair on it, ain't it? Sit down & eat your damn oatmeal & have your coffee & chill, bald men. Ain't nobody got time for y'all. 3174
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Looking for a Halloween costume that is scary but doesn’t require a wig, prosthetics, or full-body makeup 000
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026@hellicarusprime.bsky.social and I are legal 241
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Who created this, and why? This didn’t have to happen 021
Reposted by sarah (not he/him)cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 18/09/2026how about you stupid assholes stop talking about trans people as if they're any kind of problem anywhere at all. how about you address some actual fucking issues. who gives a shit 201107138
Reposted by sarah (not he/him)Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good. 160185183410
Reposted by sarah (not he/him)cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13/09/2026we are about to enter an era of horny posting unlike anything we have seen to date. this is a class 5 horny event 40113081
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 12/09/2026They don’t want you to know this but you can just put gummy bears in your yogurt. No one can stop you 010
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It’s not in AI’s best interest to extinguish humanity. We’re the only things on the planet stupid enough to listen to it! 001
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 04/09/2026My 4yo likes to play with the Lego Sonic while somebody sings the little song from the video game 010
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Getting this tattooed on my forehead but backwards so I can see it properly in the mirror 010
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Told my mom not to bring hot sauce when she visits from the US, just in case 100
Reposted by sarah (not he/him)Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Jessica Fletcher may have been ACAB adjacent but she wasn’t a punk. She loves to jump into a conflict. 71204
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 29/08/2026“Glory to Claude in the highest, and peace to his prototypes on earth” just came into my head unbidden, in case you’re wondering how I’m doing 010
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Extreme same. Mine hears me speaking and makes a beeline for my lap 000
Reposted by sarah (not he/him)Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I assume it was ignored because most people don't write recipes in Excel spreadsheets. 3264132618
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Has anyone checked in on the Gulf of America thing? 000
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I treated myself to a little filet mignon from the Lidl and actually didn’t botch the cook job, for the first time in my life 000
Reposted by sarah (not he/him)Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Lotta people this weekend are gonna have a karaoke mic in their hand when they find out that Dolly was a SINGER singer and even the songs she made sound easy are very hard. Keep your head on a swivel. 864353545
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I was thinking about how hard of a year it’s been for me, yet I would take it over another year like the previous 10 110
Reposted by sarah (not he/him)Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 26/08/2026The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible 184562293
Reposted by sarah (not he/him)Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours. 117313078381
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Dolly and Tim Curry in the same day, and not you-know-who. Just in case you were wondering whether a just and benevolent universe exists 020
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Keanu should’ve won an Oscar for the SpongeBob movie 000
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I decided to cook a whole pound of beans. And now I have 7 cans’ worth of beans. 000
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Your fav Disney princestatic.klipy.comJoe Lando QuinnAlt: Joe Lando as sully from dr. Quinn medicine woman 000
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 22/08/2026TFW you’re being treated for a UTI because you encountered an acorn for the first time 020
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Cyril is in the ER because he ate acorns. I was today years old when I learned acorns are toxic to dogs. 120
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Update: I found it. It was in the freezer but I was so tired that I thought it was old pie when I looked at it 000
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Even WALL-E warns against government being run by business 001
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I knew something was off about Kanye from the weird rhythm of the samples he used 000
Reposted by sarah (not he/him)Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 13/08/2026"Bluesky is dying, people are moving on, it's unpopular" Sweetie, I still listen to ska 187346592
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 07/08/2026The rumors are true @hellicarusprime.bsky.social 130
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I would like to meet a person *without* underlying health issues 000
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I fixed the awful clicking noise my laptop was making, please clap 130
sarah (not he/him) @sarahmsmart.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Nothing beats when you’re lying in savasana and a dog comes up and licks your face to see if you’re ok 010
