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Sara Cate 🐌

@saracate.bsky.social
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Sara Cate 🍄 She/Her 🌲Portland, OR ☔️ A soft and rotten creature with internet access and ADHD 🐌 writer and poet (derogatory)✨ACAB 🐈 all my homies hate fascists, capitalism, and AI ✌🏻Buy my digital zine: papersnail.gumroad.com

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Sara Cate 🐌 @saracate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I love working downtown again. Yesterday there was a (possibly unhoused) guy hanging outside the shop in full joker makeup and normal clothes.
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Sara Cate 🐌 @saracate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why does the fuckass AI chatbot have more rights than a human woman? Don’t answer that it’s rhetorical
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 07/10/2026
sometimes I think about the amount of critical theory that’s going to be required to even attempt to make sense of what the fuck has been happening over the last six years and I need to go lie down
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Anna Gifty @itsafronomics.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
lol like no matter HOW you slice it, this is objectively ridiculous. One person has majority control over two MAJOR news broadcasts and nearly ALL entertainment streams, including children programming, globally. ONE person. A single human being.
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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Sara Cate 🐌 @saracate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not surprising but it still makes me want to hurl
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Sara Cate 🐌 @saracate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s truly like living in the kingdom of heaven
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Sara Cate 🐌 @saracate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s one Medicare premium, Michael. How much could it cost, $100?
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Sara Cate 🐌 @saracate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My husband apparently packed a real pumpkin into our Halloween bin last year because we opened it up yesterday to discover a solid white mass of fungus in the shape of a pumpkin in there :|
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Sara Cate 🐌 @saracate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That’s cute as hell!!
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Zeurel @zeurel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Make stuff. For the love of all that there is, please just keep making stuff! Doesn't matter if it's bad, good etc. Just *keep* making stuff.
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Sara Cate 🐌 @saracate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When the pope is more immune to propaganda than tech bros
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Sara Cate 🐌 @saracate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Do you think his phone just automatically capitalizes every noun for him now or is he hitting that capslock every time
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Sara Cate 🐌 @saracate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Everyone at Adobe has a melted brain
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Sara Cate 🐌 @saracate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Newsom loves to smooch tech-nazis on their foreheads and tuck them in all snug and safe.
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Sara Cate 🐌 @saracate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Surely, given the current climate of this country, this is not anything to cause alarm, surely,
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Sara Cate 🐌 @saracate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Uh. Cut these things down like weeds.
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Morrigan Croft @morrigancroft.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As an autistic woman* it's really interesting when men fall back on "I can't help it, I'm autistic" as an excuse for SA and consent violations because as an autistic person all I've ever done is make myself smaller for a world that won't accommodate my disabilities.
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Sara Cate 🐌 @saracate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mr Burns and his gorilla vest from the Two Dozen and One Greyhounds episode
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Sara Cate 🐌 @saracate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An acceptable baseline of misogyny permeating all culture? Although that could kind of describe any decade…
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I give up. I’m moving into a cave.
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Sara Cate 🐌 @saracate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tubi now plays a ‘pro-data centers in Oregon’ ad roughly every 5 minutes. I can feel my health bar depleting in real time
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Sara Cate 🐌 @saracate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That looks almost identical to my cat and he also frequently sits like a little freak, must be a mackerel tabby thing
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Sara Cate 🐌 @saracate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Alright grandpa let’s get you to bed. I think older folks (Bernie) should just sit out some of these conversations if they clearly are not capable of grasping what’s actually going on. That’s my generous interpretation because I don’t want it to be something more sinister 😔
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the two big ai stories to kick off the week are - meta ai giving your address to strangers on fb marketplace - stole a scientific breakthrough and presented it as its own work this is what we get instead of healthcare or third spaces or public transportation or pick literally anything else
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Sara Cate 🐌 @saracate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The meme doodle where a guy looking at a computer says “say ‘I am alive’l and the computer says it and then the guy says “oh my god”
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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How do we incentivize people to paint wizards on their vans again I haven’t seen a wizard van in a decade and it feels like we lost something precious Can we offer up a tax credit? Little bags of shrooms? Start a wizard van painting program at vocational schools?
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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 27/09/2026
Fewest women I've ever seen in a single event space, and I cover comic conventions for a living.
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Sara Cate 🐌 @saracate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Do you think animals that grow up as only children also have different personalities? Like if a wolf puppy had no siblings to play with would it be kinda weird and off-putting sometimes?
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life.
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Sara Cate 🐌 @saracate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can we please just have healthcare holy shit
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Sara Cate 🐌 @saracate.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“What’s next, bathrooms for dogs?”
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Sara Cate 🐌 @saracate.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Also as someone with ADHD who has like a 10% success rate with trying to return something I bought online, good luck with those short return windows!
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Sara Cate 🐌 @saracate.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can we do this but for tax money that went to cops and war
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Sara Cate 🐌 @saracate.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When you’re cooking broccoli: mmm I love broccoli, so yummy :) When someone else is cooking broccoli: I’m calling the authorities
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Sara Cate 🐌 @saracate.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Someone on the floor of my building is committing heinous broccoli crimes
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Sara Cate 🐌 @saracate.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Imagine being one of these sociopaths and thinking you know more about the ‘real world’
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Sara Cate 🐌 @saracate.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why can’t Elon Musk accidentally fry himself like this
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
USDA Replaces Food Stamps With One Giant Rutabaga To learn more about America's gaping wealth gap, head to youtube.com/politizane.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 23/09/2026
Gavin Newsom thank you so much
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Sara Cate 🐌 @saracate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Okay so which ones are the animal fuckers
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Sara Cate 🐌 @saracate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That’s why I sold my car and got a Honda scooter when I lived in LA. Instant cheat code to just slide right past everyone
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I'm starting to think their midterms plan is to lose so many seats that it actually seems suspicious lol
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Sara Cate 🐌 @saracate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Do these people actually want anyone to vote for them ever again or what?
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Sara Cate 🐌 @saracate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“We’re kicking you off your car insurance because you’ve never had a car accident”
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Sara Cate 🐌 @saracate.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That looks like a rotting zombie Kim Jong Un
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