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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 7h
O barbarous and bloody spectacle!
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 9h
Breakfast for dinner
Close uo of a pint of Jeni's Splendid ice cream maple soaked pancakes flavor
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 10h
Im getting a tattoo tomorrow
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 11h
You guys I am MAD
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 11h
Actually the men i know who are right there with me agree that most men are problematic and should do better & they say that instead of whinging about misandry on the internet. Tate has a following bec he gives men a space to avoid accountability and improvement, which obvs a lot of men want 🙄
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 13h
do men understand the extent to which women are ready to burn it all down right now
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Darrow @debtandtaxes.bsky.social · 12h
Imagine trusting your kids to a billion dollar educational institution that can’t decide whether rape is wrong.
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Game-Corgi-and-Fun @gamingcorgiluv.bsky.social · 15h
Frens, if you live in Oregon, a rescue called Hazel House apparently has litter of six blue Merle corgi puppies, who look like me and @herbertthecorgi.bsky.social . If you’re in that area, please reach out to that shelter about giving these pups a home #CorgiCrew #corgi #corgisky #oregon #dogs
A screenshot of a Facebook post announcing that Hazel’s House in Oregon has Merle corgi pups
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 18h
Lmao ships ahoy mates. I finally conquered this corset and I hate the whole thing. Not all outfits are winners
Collage of my outfit that is a corset of navy blue and white with a military look, blue pinstripe pants, red shoes, red lips and a novelty oversized fake pearl necklace
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm thinking about how Peter Ricketts' stomach must have dropped when he first saw that ad. I wish I could have been there to see
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is this a thing? I saw this sticker in STL awhile back and thought it was a joke. I guess if Riley Gaines thinks it, it is a joke
Picture of a sticker spotted at Blues City Deli in STL that says "Helen Keller Denier ain't no way" and has a no sign over a picture of Helen Keller
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Brb going to cast spells and whatnot
Collage of my outfit of wide leg black pants, a black victorian peplum blazer with high collar, and a black shirt with mesh inset of the illustrations of Edward Gorey for the woeful child. Witchy frizzy shag hair,  neutral lip, smokey eyes
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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Idk men maybe spend one fucking minute thinking about how you can measurably improve the day of a woman and then do that thing on repeat or something. Because we grow up thinking about what you need all the time, often out of self preservation
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Need a mega super permanent report function pls Men (even good ones):
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i hope that men notice how whenever a rape story gets widespread coverage, women use it as an opportunity to vent about how fucking disgusting we think many of you are and how many have made our lives measurably worse, and take a few moments to deeply process that.
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I need a mean gym buddy
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well, I hate this
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh this will be fun
Screenshot of a text asking of i want to do a survey about Trump's approval rating
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I didnt go anywhere this year except hiking in Missouri and I'm pretty mad about it
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why is Monday
Collage of my outfot of a black tank, black leather shorts, black tights, black boots and a black sheer tunic. No jewelry, minimal makeup, messy hair in a bun
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pawl the Destroyer's Achilles heel is laundry 😅
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A fun night seeing our nephew off to his next chapter, welcoming a niece, and forcing my family to take pictures because my fit was perfect
Collage of family photos with my son and husband looking miserable and me looking pretty happy and hot af in a pink old west inspired off the shoulder dress with brown embroidered boots, brown belt with skirt hikes and a white underskirt
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 27/09/2026
Can't wait for level pegging night at Morrison
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Worst mom ever 😅
Me and my son at a wedding he looks miserable
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who wants to go to NYC with me before January to see this www.metmuseum.org/exhibitions/...
metmuseum.org
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's cool that good rest and hydration are two things that help my adhd but also my adhd keeps me from sleeping and drinking water
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The horror that is college admissions has descended onto us, cursing our home with misery and strife (me, I'm the miserable strife)
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh no I forgot scotus is scotusing
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Phew, made it to Friday
Collage of my outfit of a black long blazer over black hot pants with red tights, red and black striped tube socks, chucks, some gold jewelry, white collared button down shirt and a stupid black and gold leather tie
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Paint me like one of your French girls
Pawl the Destroyer reclining in bed with his fully posterior facing the camera and a bewildered look on his face
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Idk if I'm making it to Friday
Collage of my outfit of a long sleeved black shirt with mesh "mourning hands" detail on the chest, long wide leg black trousers, and a gold and black harness with belts and studs plus a red lip
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You guys our nephew is getting married this weekend to a wonderful person and I'm so happy for them and feelin mushy and excited for a beautiful wedding 🥰
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Aw Archie turned one today
Little baby archie sitting on my lap High floofy corgi archie on a couch
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Im ready for my hip amputation now
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I mean it looked like amputations without antiseptic or anesthesia for one
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sometimes feel like I don't really have imposter syndrome
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh my god it is my twenty year law school reunion next week I am not going. I liked law school a lot but something about the reunion has kind of icked me out even though I have a lot to be proud about personally and professionally.
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Next I am going to style a whole outfit around my green olive fascinator
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Olive Lady's Terrifying Phobia on Maury
ALT: Olive Lady's Terrifying Phobia on Maury
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ope fall time 🦊🍁
Collage of my outfit which is cream and Grey striped trousers, a brown belt with kissing foxes as the buckle, a navy blue cropped sweater with orange and white foxes, a large pointed white collar, copper toned boat shoes, a gold plastic bangle, a brown purse with a blue scarf and a furry fox tail that is actually a tie! As a bag charm, neutral lip and hair up.
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There should be a dating app but its just gym accountability partners. Is there one? Slakr or Slowpoke or Engrgr or something?
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My son on Thomas Jefferson: terrible guy but he did a lot of shit
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Anybody else feel like its time for Bright Eyes to change their name?
Members of the band Broght Eyes looking very dull eyed
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So for long time I was bummed that a huge chunk of Americans, more than I would have thought, were these fuck your feelings racist cruelty is the point people But now I see that they also only truly care about cheap gas
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh perfect now I have to boycott pierogi
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Quick question will eating a lot of salmon do this to my ass too?
Screenshot of Walker the fat bear who has a fat fat ass
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Unpopular opinion but I do not enjoy Omaha Bagel Co. bagels
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For @flaminghydra.com, I wrote about Ten Things I Hate About You, the only good teen movie in an era of really bad ones: flaminghydra.com/the-only-goo...
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The Only Good Teen Movie
Once upon a time in the early 2000s, when I was very young and more impressionable than I realized at the time, every single fucking teen movie was about An Ugly (Glasses-Wearing) Girl Who Is Finally ...
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
People dont know this but Pawl's full name is Pawl Anka the Destroyer
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Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I thought that was just the Crazy Ex-Girlfiend "Don't Be A Lawyer" song was. youtu.be/Xs-UEqJ85KE?...
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Don't Be A Lawyer - feat. Burl Moseley - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"
YouTube video by racheldoesstuff
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