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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Yeah, but can the Chinese use slurs at work now?

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Morgan Jerkins @mjerkins.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

If we ever go to a formal dinner and shots are fired, I don't care if we have on make-up and gowns, get in the car, bitch. We're going to Popeye's

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

mexican coke is a health drink because it contains real sugar. people should drink it instead of water

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dirty south clean girl @sarabursavich.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

venn diagram of people who won’t vaccinate bc they’re scared of autism and people who use the r word as a slur is a perfect circle

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dirty south clean girl @sarabursavich.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

also says something about how cheap/stupid these guys are that they’re not just ordering themselves a new pair in the right size. they’d rather give themselves tendinitis than eat $145

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

I live in the state of California, he's my governor, I voted for him in 2018, and he's the worst piece of trash imaginable. He hates the trans community, he's criminalized being homeless in a state where hardworking people are one missed paycheck from the street. He had Bannon on his podcast

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dirty south clean girl @sarabursavich.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

kennedy can hardly hold that paper without a tremor, let alone get out a sentence! so crazy that there is a whole class of demented rich white men who sleep in diapers running this country in 2026. very Hapsburg of us

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dirty south clean girl @sarabursavich.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

one of the main reasons i wanna be cremated is because i don’t trust nobody to do my hair right in that casket

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dirty south clean girl @sarabursavich.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

zero doubt in my mind that this was written by a chatbot trained on Trump. they have some elaborate clone app on his phone that runs everything thru spellcheck/fixes just enough grammar and punctuation to make things legible before routing them directly to a speechwriter who has 3 min to edit+post

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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 28/02/2026

I’m gonna mute the word “distraction” for the next 72 hours. None of this is a distraction from anything else, the US Government is, and has been, a death cult run by rapists. Every atrocity they commit is its own reward.

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dirty south clean girl @sarabursavich.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

one of these days somebody’s going to put Rashida Jones in a good wig 🙏

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

There are three ideal dog configurations. One is a single big lab kind of dog. For two dogs you have the lab and then a little yappy kind of dog for contrast and to boss big dog around in a comedy duo relationship. If you have 3 dogs you keep the 2 dogs and add the third type of dog: a cat.

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dirty south clean girl @sarabursavich.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

dating a man who works on an offshore oil rig is the modern equivalent of having a fiancé at sea

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dirty south clean girl @sarabursavich.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

me, trendspotting: trees with feelings are really big right now

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dirty south clean girl @sarabursavich.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

gavin newsom is just california flavor bill clinton

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dirty south clean girl @sarabursavich.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

buffalo chicken dip. top notch prison spread

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dirty south clean girl @sarabursavich.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

tbh the only Wuthering Heights remake I wanted was for Thundercat and Yebba to cover the Kate Bush song and do a 90’s style yearning music video for it

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a woman with red hair is singing into a microphone in a dark room .

ALT: a woman with red hair is singing into a microphone in a dark room .

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dirty south clean girl @sarabursavich.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

it feels like it’s been years since we kidnapped the president of venezuela

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dirty south clean girl @sarabursavich.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

No reason not to lean fully into my psychosis and conspiracy theories anymore, so: Trump assassination attempts were faked/inside job. He is notoriously petty+vindictive! if someone actually tried to kill him he would have dispatched the whole fbi to find+publicly execute his attempted assassin

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dirty south clean girl @sarabursavich.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

since everyone is speculating on this today: my guess is the last remaining air traffic controller in El Paso had an aneurysm on the job and they haven’t been able to replace her since

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dirty south clean girl @sarabursavich.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

i agree that this is bad and wrong, but i need people to understand these are not extraordinary punishments. these are not unusual conditions of carceral institutions in the US

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dirty south clean girl @sarabursavich.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

i predict the new wuthering heights will have more in common with the kate bush song than the book

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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

the Epstein files are really devastating because they remind me of how many girls and women miss out on professional opportunities, mentorship and careers because of how many powerful, rich and influential men only view girls and women — and interactions with them — through the lens of sex

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Silly B Man @lawnerd.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Next you’re going to tell me that, if the government doesn’t have the resources to provide all indigent criminal defendants with adequate counsel, it must either allocate more resources or reduce prosecutions

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dirty south clean girl @sarabursavich.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

once again begging people who didn’t grow up religious to realize that evangelicals do not care about the pope, this is not a gotcha and will play well with his base

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dirty south clean girl @sarabursavich.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

real men used to join the priesthood or the military instead of wining on the internet when nobody wanted to fuck them

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Kate Knibbs @knibbs.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

X is hiring a creative writing specialist at $40 an hour to make Grok better at writing and a true LOL at the qualifications

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dirty south clean girl @sarabursavich.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

how am i doing? well i just wrote a to do list that said bathe do vegetables eat laundry 🥴

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 12/01/2026

(Looking around at the melting planet and rising fascism around the world) the problem is we don’t appeal to elected moderates in the United States enough

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

If Democrats can't win on "the administration is full of and covering for kiddie rapers and they're using your tax money to invade Venezuela and pay fat Nazis to shoot your neighbors" then GET THE FUCK OUT OF POLITICS

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dirty south clean girl @sarabursavich.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

me, eating a spiral sliced ham with my bare hands at midnight on a full moon: this feels ancestral. women before me have surely torn apart meat in the moonlight like this

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dirty south clean girl @sarabursavich.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

tiktok algorithm so good it figured out not only exactly where i’m from, but the brand of curriculum that was used at the segregation academy i attended. and served me content hating on it 💗 she really gets me

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dirty south clean girl @sarabursavich.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

my most boomer coded belief is that this is good and appropriate if you work front of house

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dirty south clean girl @sarabursavich.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

help i have a leftist etiquette question: did i unintentionally insult a person who i did not know was trans when i said “you’re a better woman than me” after they told me they hand wash all their silicone sex toys

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dirty south clean girl @sarabursavich.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

uncannily poetic that this stupid world will be blown to smithereens when a literate coffee pot slips on a mathematical banana peel

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dirty south clean girl @sarabursavich.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

i’m v kate to the game but just started watching Couples therapy and every interaction between Annie and Mau leaves me thinking he must actually have a magic dick bc she is so far and away out of his league (and self possessed enough to know better) and he is such an insufferable child

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dirty south clean girl @sarabursavich.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

I DONT WANT ANOTHER DEVICE I WANT A MAGIC ELIXIR THAT WILL MAKE MY DOG LIVE AS LONG AS ME

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dirty south clean girl @sarabursavich.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

probably an unpopular opinion but men should have pocket knives everyone can have them actually but esp people who bitch about the decline of trad masc. when i was growing up, Real Men could cut the tags off a new sweater at a moment’s notice

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dirty south clean girl @sarabursavich.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

jeopardy masters FINALLY designing a category i know every answer to and it’s “hymns and spirituals” 😭

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dirty south clean girl @sarabursavich.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

i know this is true and it makes me sad. i don’t think the author did great research on why this is happening (or even what a Southern accent is 🙄) but the conclusion that they’re disappearing is undeniable

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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes

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dirty south clean girl @sarabursavich.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

me, cutting my social media diet to 2 hours a day, reading only 1-3 articles a day, and closing an app when i start feeling anxious: yeah i’ve had to disengage with news and politics for my mental health someone who has never, not once read a long form article: buT hOw wiLL u StaY aWArEeeeeee

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dirty south clean girl @sarabursavich.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

pilates teacher said a lot of women hold generational trauma in their hips and my first thought was: that’s why my ass is so big

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dirty south clean girl @sarabursavich.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

this site is now exactly like 2020 twitter which means i open it for an update and quickly spiral into panic about the future of the world

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