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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 8h
Wait What 💥🤣
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i always wanted to be a professor of tree nuts, and work in macademia
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Molly Templeton @mollytempleton.com · 10/10/2026
no idea who made this but I think of that random person with gratitude every time I heat up any sort of wraplike food object in the microwave
two scenes from an X-Men animated program: in the first, scott summers and jean gray are making out; he is labeled "microwave heat" and she is labeled "plate." in the second, we are more distant from the couple, and wolverine is standing in the foreground, labeled "my burrito."
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Clippy the Word for windows assistant says:

Hey, it looks like you're waiting for ideal conditions to do that thing you've been wanting to do. Need I remind you that ideal conditions do not exist and will never happen?
•I'm aware
•Wow, rude
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Be grateful we want equality and not revenge” nah, I waited a little too long for equality and I’ve been digging graves all morning, I’m up for a little revenge.
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
32 years of BORT. “Itchy and Scratchy Land” first aired October 2, 1994.
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lucy is one discerning shopper. 😅😄🥰🐶 - A tiny Yorkshire Terrier named Lucy excitedly buying a plush toy 🧸🐑 that is much bigger than she is. She prefers browsing the store shelves and picking out what she wants on her own. Today, she's decided on a large plush Lamb Chop 😸 #dog #adorable
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You can see from the photo that boat's tipped too far right
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We regret that your Monday Morning commute may be delayed… Management recommends you stay home and play with your cat instead…
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La Résistance @johannalinder.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Kollade personrösterna so far The number of the beast :)
Alice Teodorescu Måwe: 666
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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sans.bsky.social @sans.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pets really give us the best days and then the worst day of our life. Sending love to you both from me and my three house panthers.
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✧ SkyMagpie ✧ (left my ❤︎ in Undermine) @skymagpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was worried if my comic is perhaps too self indulgent, but then I remembered the words of Björk and now I need to make it even more self indulgent 🥰
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I didn't think people could get madder at Ed Sheeran than when he showed up in that episode of Game of Thrones, but he's pulled it off.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Loved my trip to the zoo yesterday, I think my favourite bit was sort of following round a family where the dad kept getting everything wrong. “Look at those Capybaras!” (Tapirs) “oh I love howler monkeys!” (Goeldi’s Monkeys) “Look at that chimp!”(gorilla) “look, a lion!” (Tiger)
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Krystal @krystalsim.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Emmy winning writer and creator of Widow’s Bay is the legend behind one of the greatest tweets of all time imo. Katie Dippold’s always been a spooky gal, respect
Tweet by Katie Dippold that reads “TBT to Halloween when I dressed as the Babadook but my friends house has more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe. She’s sat at a table surrounded by others in normal dress, while she is in a babadook outfit with white and black makeup.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Ed Sheeran overcorrects, joins Hezbollah
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Una Mullally @unamullally.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Irish musicians, Beoga, who play alongside Ed Sheeran, have withdrawn from Sheeran’s tour. This is the statement they published on Instagram:
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sans.bsky.social @sans.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh they’re so good tho. Bag of Werther’s and some birdwatching and I sleep like a baby. Sat up on the couch. Snoring even before I fall asleep.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
“Bro, I don’t think that was a microdose”
A picture of a model of Mario and Luigi? The Luigi model has red pink eyes that make him lool super high

The caption says “my daughter put lipstick all over Luigi’s face. I tried my best to clean it up.”
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The Odyssey is another great film in the genre of “let’s try to get Matt Damon Home”
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Here’s a little hint to help boost your mental health, try to spot as many dogs as you can. Smile whenever you do. Watch their little butts wiggle as the walk, point this out to a loved one. Have a voice you do for random dogs and tell someone what you think the dog’s thinking in that voice
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Holy shit, “Just one small problem Sell their houses to who, Ben? Fucking Aquaman?” is a Haiku
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The “is this a butterfly” meme where the butterfly’s been replaced by a boot and the guy’s got a “Thin Blue Line” US flag over his face asking lIs this a lollipop?”
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Sorry I posted “that’s ai! Look at the fingers!” On the photo of your newborn, I meant to say he looks like his dad.
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Geneva 🇨🇦 @geneva1111.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Even Fifa cropped him out
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This must hit really hard if you’re thick as shit
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sans.bsky.social @sans.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Someone put a tag on that lad
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Wrote about a recurring nightmare with a new weird twist.
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Nightmare | Bethany Black
As a comedian of 25 years I have a stress nightmare. I know I'm not the only one, I know a lot of comedians who've had some variation of th
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 16/07/2026
This is Winnie. He got so excited that he briefly forgot how to be a dog. You can laugh, but he'd like to point out you look this ridiculous all the time. 13/10 (TT: brisbreaks)
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D Marie @gypsysoul1968.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
😅
Lindsey Graham
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I'm pretty sure she's taking him to the vet.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/07/2026
“Oh boy, looks like I’m gonna have to put all my eggs in the personality basket,” Charles Womack said
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Newborn Baby Can Already Tell Parents’ Genetics Not Going To Do Him Any Favors
LAS VEGAS—Expressing frustration after interacting with the unsightly couple during his first few minutes in the world, local newborn Charles “Charlie” Womack could reportedly already tell Tuesday tha...
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
First time scratching post lesson ❤️ Reddit: @Thund3rbolt
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Kenny Stewart @kennystew.art · 12/07/2026
*Bellingham taps his own ankle and falls over* Commentator: should the nearest Norwegian be executed
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Jon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
You're going to get left behind if you don't use Al." Leave me then. Leave me with my critical thinking skills, my ability to read and write long- form, and books without needing Al summaries.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/07/2026
Crowd Boos After Little Boy Steals Foul Ball From Adorable 42-Year-Old Man
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Crowd Boos After Little Boy Steals Foul Ball From Adorable 42-Year-Old Man
ST. LOUIS—Expressing their shock and outrage at the selfish display, attendees at Thursday’s St. Louis Cardinals game reportedly erupted in boos after a little boy callously stole a foul ball from an ...
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Ann Widdecombe’s dead and I’m still gay. So I won that one.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
“Thought you were supposed to be against hate and intolerance” nope. I’m for justice, and that requires hating injustice and those who seek to uphold it. You can’t be tolerant of people who are intolerant of your mere existence, because that’s not tolerance, it’s submission.
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Led By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org · 27/10/2025
Farage: epic grifter
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Mmmm oven glove and chips
A really weird shaped battered fish and chips
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
10’years ago I got a photo in B&Q that ended up on the front page of Reddit with my name cropped off “B&Q getting in on the current national mood”
A shelf in B&Q labelled “White Power Accessories”
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
My bed was softly snoring so I had a look in the turn down
The face of Spruce the world’s most Terrific Little Cat under the duvet
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Sad day with Starmer’s retirement - who will protect us from 97 year old peace protestors now ?
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Shout out to the Scots showing the lovely Americans what alcohol, travel insurance, and socialised health care waiting at home can achieve. "Big historical horsecunt was pure beggin' for a conin'", noted one onlooker.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
trans-alisaie
helpful grammar tip! farther is for physical distance, further is for metaphorical distance, and father is for emotional distance!

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Who hurt you?

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my father did you not read the post
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Still no apology from Brexiteers who fed us a pack of lies "These estimates suggest by 2025, Brexit had reduced UK GDP by 6% to 8%, with the impact accumulating gradually over time. Investment, employment & productivity were all affected" cepr.org/voxeu/column... meme via Reform Are Not Your Friends
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sans.bsky.social @sans.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Oh they trained us very well.
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