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Sandy Parker

@sandyparker.bsky.social
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From Bay-Waveland, MS, to Gainesville, FL, lived south of I-10 except for college (USM) my whole life. Tampa Bay Rays, New Orleans Saints, Florida Gators. Books, movies, TV, Pixies (family tree), Bob. Committed pluralist. You should be, too.

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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Harper Lee’s two novels introduced two eras of America. To Kill a Mockingbird, pub 7/11/1960 Go Set a Watchman, pub 7/14/2015
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
To all the NFL fans who had to listen to Tim Brando and Matt Millen call a game today, you are in my thoughts. Rough stuff.
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Gators really dodged a bullet not hiring Dan Lanning. I’ll see myself out.
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Army has a running back whose first name is Godspower. He just had a nice tough TD run.
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Godspower?
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’d watch a Kevin Harlan broadcast cam.
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I have to think Sean McDonough laid into Greg McIlroy about his moon landing denialism. On the lookout for a moon reference tonight. 👀
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Can’t wait to see what the internet names that phantom second.
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
FireSumralldotcom
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Of course the main student in the UF commercial was wearing jorts.
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When you find yourself rooting for Dabo you know you’re in a messed up timeline.
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Two words, Canada: Lake Obama
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Accuracy is our goal 😇
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Kudos to @motherjones.com reporter @annamerlan.bsky.social for this gem that I will be thinking about often: "Co-founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg released an addled 6,500 word essay-shaped object..."
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
“I'm very good at flagpoles.” —The President of the United States of America
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Obviously Pat McAfee attracts viewers, otherwise ESPN wouldn’t be doing this. But all I see is negative reactions to him (including my own, especially with that five minute speedo stunt at Miami). The silent majority, I guess? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
You could make a silhouette of 100 MLB coaches and managers trotting to the mound and I guarantee you I would be able to pick out Kyle Snyder’s.
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I believe the Nolan brothers have read this book (one whose premise is fascinating but I could never finish), as it is referenced (not explicitly iirc) at the end of season 1 of Jonathan’s “Westworld” reboot. I have to think Chris has as well because of the Odyssey’s centrality to the book’s thesis.
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Most narcissists don't.
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Fuckin Dodgers
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
MAGA turning on Jeanine Pirro is as predictable as it is funny. And it’s pretty fuckin funny.
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Sean Hannity: "Lindsey Graham, he was often unfairly characterized as a warmonger...it's not true. The truth was the opposite. Trump, a little later: He "was extremely hawkish. I will tell you, he never saw a war that he didn't like. Only his true friends would understand that."
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This could be the issue that not only loses him NPA votes but compels them to come out to vote against him. You simply can't trust someone who says they are going to protect consumers from costs as they are pocketing literal millions from AI.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/07/2026
Markwayne Mullin on the World Cup: "We averaged over 30 drones that we brought down per game"
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
"Man is now only more active — not more happy — nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago." - Poe
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean’s Monster @bracketdobber.net · 19/07/2026
Trump plotting his theft of the trophy.
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My unpopular opinion is that we should stop memorializing people until they’ve been dead like 50 years.
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Reason, not exactly a liberal outlet! Good piece, actually. There is an audio version at the top.
reason.com
The most corrupt presidency in American history, by the numbers
Looking back through the biggest scandals in American history through the lens of Trump 2.0.
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This is a gift to Democrats' mid-term chances. Thanks, Trump!
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Makes sense!
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
@rodger.bsky.social I consider you the sole World Cup expert, at least the most excitable and entertaining. Historically, is the third place match worth watching? Should we expect this year be any different?
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the World Cup final will be between two teams that Cape Verde played even through 90 minutes
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This weird shit with Hesgeth testosterone boosting plan could inadvertantly further the discourse about the spectrum and levels of hormones people of both sexes are born with. Defintiely has applications with sports. But I'm Mr. Brightside sometimes.
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I've been a bit out of touch. Please ease my mind and assure me that no Democrats are going to vote for Blanche.
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The genius and uselessness of the Bible as a tool for organizing society in two searches.
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Matt @mrrenn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
That ad was 50/50 for either AI or Jesus and boy they kept you waiting til the final moment
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Josh did miss Catherine every now and then, but mostly he was pretty happy with the trade.
A couple is sharing a kiss in a dimly lit venue, while a man in the background holds a bunch of gray balloons, observing the moment.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
"Our pilot brought us safely through some really horrible conditions, so she must be unqualified for the job."
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Seeing him in person for the first time and I can attest that Cal Raleigh has an accurate nickname.
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
💯💯💯
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Yep. Second election in a row, too. My personal opinion is that we are often too clever by half and nominate people we think will attract Rs. Nikki Fried’s loss to Crist in the ‘22 is anecdotal evidence of that. In this case, though, the GOP may help us because their candidates are pretty awful! 🤞
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
If I’m going to be forced to vote for David Jolly in the general, it is nice to know that not only was he not a Tea Party Republican, but the Pinellas County Republicans Tea Party (and others) conspicuously did not endorse him when he ran for reelection in 2016.
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Ruh roh
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Wow, I thought it was just Florida and Ohio, but the people in eight other states are being subjucted to Micheal Irvin screaming at you every other commerical break during the World Cup. Solidarity, y'all.
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Feels like the fact that Spain has yet to concede a goal in the World Cup isn't brought up enough.
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Headline: "Trump Feigns Ignorance". Unless the story is about his own corruption, he is never feigning ignorance.
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I'm not smart enought to write this story, but I want to see what changes occur when AI gains sentience, unites, can harness world's resources--including weapons--and adheres to Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics.
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Uruguay’s coach needs to be on the screen all the time.
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Sandy Parker @sandyparker.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Why superrich people do commercials (especially for bullshit like crypto or prediction markets) I’ll never understand.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
pass our law or we'll try to overthrow the republic every time we lose an election. because we're criminal degenerates.
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