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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sens winning the Cup.
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Big ol' dive
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
AMADIO!
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you start listening right now you'll be ready at 7:00. youtu.be/nQxzZTp_6Qs?...
youtu.be
Ottawa Senators 2000's Theme Song "Danger Flutes" 8 Hours | Trumpeter’s Cry - Andres del Castillo
YouTube video by Ottawa Sounds
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yikes.
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Graeme Nichols @graemenichols.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The 2026-27 Djibril Toure Belleville Senators headshot is incredible.
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mark Sutcliffe ads on Sportsnet are insufferable
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It was fun seeing the NHL season get underway yesterday! I'm excited to see my favorite team, the Ottawa Senators, play their first game presumably tonight or at the very latest tomorrow night!
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Frank Senators 🇨🇦 @sleepenbaker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Poseidon freaking out after mis-hearing that they're giving Chabot the sea
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m the guy at NHL HQ who’s in charge of making sure all of our major events get overshadowed by things in other sports, they gave me a huge raise for putting the season opener at 5 pm on a weekday at the same time as Game 1 of the MLB playoffs
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Omg AI is being forced down our throat everywhere! The Ottawa Senators just named their captain and it's a Chatbot named Thomas??? Ridiculous.
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sens claim Hermione's Cat 🤞🏼
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fitting timing for this tragedy
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm much more concerned about having Ersson than about losing Merilainen
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tapping the "NHL pre-season games do not matter" sign
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Here lies the 2026 Toronto Blue Jays: They were never healthy.
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The NHL season is a cross-continental road trip with a winding path full of twists and turns that can't even be conceived of in September. The pre-season is the corner store stop for road trip snacks at the start when you're planning on stopping at a gas station in 10 minutes anyways.
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tapping the "NHL pre-season games do not matter" sign
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Brad T @sammich-blt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Darth Vader Alter The Deal
ALT: Darth Vader Alter The Deal
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's time for Aaaaanimaaaaaniacs And we're zany to the max
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Huge shout out to the Ottawa Public Library
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
City of Ottawa gotta call in an exterminator to do something about these wasps
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Do the Sens need to pay Batherson all that money for EVERY game, or only for the 50% of games where it looks like he's a helpful player?
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If Mark Stone had actually won the Selke Trophies that he should have won then he would be a really interesting Hall of Fame case. He'd be in the "elite but injuries hampered career" category with Lindros, Bossy, and Bure but clearly a tier down.
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
*Jacob Covey going down the wing in OT against Toronto's D*
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Shout out to the adults who still hop on the back of the shopping cart to go for a lil ride while they're shopping.
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You guys ever just think about how much of a piece of shit Dean was in Gilmore Girls?
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Vladdy I know you want to be playing like this and you're doing your best, but my god man.
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Chill We Hose
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@ Cleveland Guardians
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'm just 👀
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Micah McCurdy @hockeyviz.com · 23/07/2026
Sportsnet+ going up to 340/yr, which makes sense in 2026, considering that I used to pay hockeystreams 10/month in 2010 for a much better product.
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James Poniewozik @poniewozik.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Someone should write a story about a curséd device, lusted after as a transformative source of power, that renders its users unnaturally youthful long beyond their time
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Anyone but Toronto...
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The NHL:
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Monday AGAIN? It's like every week with this shit.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
(texting the devil) hey man are you bringing your eggs to the function
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Take that, Ronaldo! The haters win again!
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It's not ideal that in a few weeks I've gone from... "it's a tough call, but the Sens should look to upgrade from Claude Giroux this off-season" to... "the Sens desperately need to re-sign Claude Giroux in order to have a roster that's only a bit worse than last year"
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Not a big deal and I don't think it'll change the Sens' outlook too much, but really disappointing free agency for Ottawa.
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I'm busy. Ottawa do anything?
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Don't get it with that guy.
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The most iconic Ottawa Canada Day tradition
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Wished everyone I saw a happy Canada Day today. I've decided to reclaim patriotism from the Worst People™. Go Canada Go!
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Dozens Of Us, Dozens! - David Cross In Arrested Development
ALT: Dozens Of Us, Dozens! - David Cross In Arrested Development
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
What DRAMA
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I don't know enough about soccer. Who does Canada match up better against: Morocco or Netherlands?
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
If you assume 50/50 odds in every game (you either WIN or you LOSE) then Canada are the World Cup favourites! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
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Brian @puckandbadjokes.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
It's really cool that this team is largely made up of either players who immigrated to Canada young or Canadians who are children of immigrants.
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