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Sam.J

@samwithoutaplan.bsky.social
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Social Media Director SamWithoutAPlanTV@gmail.com Challenge & Speedrunner | Host & Commentator | Horror Junkie | Portland Insomniac | Adopt Don't Shop 🐶 | ☕ ✨ PS Trophy Hunter ✨ Dark Souls ✨ Bloodborne ✨ Elden Ring ✨ Resident Evil ✨ PokemonGO

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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A daily occurrence in this house.
AJ sits in a window bench looking at his phone. Myla, a 14 month old grey pitbull sits awkwardly on him and stares out the window
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Jess 💖 @jessicajrossana.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Millennial bisexuals everywhere arise! The beacons are lit!
Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz on the set of The Mummy 4
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also, the katamari monster was REAL ACTORS and that alone should make everyone get down on their knees and beg for Zach Cregger's forgiveness. We need more practical effects back in films! I hate the toxic RE fandom. They always ruin everything.
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Resident Evil movie is absolutely perfect. No main characters just a dude off on his little chaotic side mission. The video game easter eggs were * 🤌💋 *
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My Name Is Aram @rawfishandbeer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
me at the job interview
Charlie Kelly, holding a bag of spaghetti
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ed Sheeran in a couple of days
Miranda Sings being a psychopath with a ukulele.
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CJ Melendez @cjmelendez.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Godzilla is going to say fuck
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ed Sheeran in a couple of days
Miranda Sings being a psychopath with a ukulele.
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SimplyAJ @simplyaj.com · 22/09/2026
🚨NEW VIDEO🚨 I've noticed this trend where gamedevs describe their game using only the titles of OTHER games. In this video I explain why that's not a great approach Also I showcase some cool indie games I saw from PAX West! Link ► youtu.be/kpkpSPj8XwM?... Shares / reposts are always appreciated~
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Stop Using Other Game's Titles to Describe Your Game - SimplyAJ
YouTube video by SimplyAJ
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SimplyAJ @simplyaj.com · 07/09/2026
Went ahead and drove home from PAX a night early. Totally worth it for this alone
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SimplyAJ @simplyaj.com · 07/09/2026
Just @benstarr.bsky.social wearing my jacket in the most awkward way possible, sleeves unzipped and all. Thanks pal, you're a champ.
Ben Starr T-Posing in a blue leather jacket with the sleeves unzippedBen Starr giving a double thumbs up in a blue leather jacket with the sleeves unzipped
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Congrats to every hot babe who had no idea there was an AI outage today.
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
HOA HOA HOA HOA HO IS BACK BITCHES!
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Screw the eggs are we not going to talk about the MILK DRAWER?
r/roommateproblems
Roommate stores eggs in milk drawer. 
Photo shows a drawer in the fridge filled with milk and eggs bobbing around in it.
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Kinodämmerung: Noel @ Final Fantasy VI @venomnoel1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
go fuck yallself
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columbologist @columbologist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
91.8% of players, having waited nearly 20 years for MGS4 to be playable on anything other than PS3, booted the game and immediately made a beeline for a statue's dick
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Jordan Starkweather ✨ @jackal27.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just listed more books on my Vinted shop! A good mixture of horror, sci-fi and murder mysteries for sale. 🛒 www.vinted.com/member/31633...
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Threads screenshot user elle_two posts "The Grim Reaper is a male instacart shopper."
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VideoVadio @videovadio.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
As always relevant
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I'm not better than a man
Mortal Shell 2 Proxima's big ole booty cheeks.
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm having so much fun 😊
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ahhhhhhh I love this game so much!!
Mortal Shell 2 for PS5 boxart and art cards on a wooden table.
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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
en esta economía??????
nyt cooking melissa clark seis leches cake january 21, 2020
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
MC from Fable 1 kicking a chicken. You can hear the townsfolk screaming Chicken Chaser at him.
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SimplyAJ @simplyaj.com · 16/08/2026
Happy Birthday to this best girl!
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Out of all the things that will never happen this will never happen the most.
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It's Myla's 1st birthday! We celebrated with a swim in the river, playing fetch in the sun, picking out a new stuffy and plenty of cuddles on the couch. 🎂
Grey pitbull puppy with two pink bows on her head.Small grey pitbull wearing a winter jacket.
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
And the furtive Pygmy so easily forgotten from Dark Souls
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SimplyAJ @simplyaj.com · 14/08/2026
Good morning
A Summoning Circle made entirely out of numerous copies of Shaq Fu for the Genesis, SNES, Gameboy, Game Gear, and Amiga
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Desecrate the grave anyway
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Saw someone say they wish that their dog understood how to untangle himself when the leash goes between the front legs on a walk. Honestly the best thing we taught Myla was Paw. She lifts it up and we move it. Crisis averted. Dog tax
Grey pittie with a soft soccer ball toy in her mouth.
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tallestdude @coreyc.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Happy Zero Cool Day to all who celebrate #hackers
Screenshot of the scene in the movie "Hackers" about Zero Cool crashing 1507 systems on Aug 10, 1988
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Ever since I read that "you'll never know what your dog named you" I have not known peace.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 09/08/2026
this is what young Cathy Guisewite looked like, btw
Cathy Guisewite in front of a drawing of Cathy the comic book character
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I've been selling some horror/thriller books, tshirts and vans shoes. Just trying to give books a second chance and keep them out of landfills. ⤵️ www.vinted.com/member/31633...
In The Valley Of The Sun by Andy Davidson. Paperback horror bookThe Last Widow by Karin Slaughter. Hardcover thriller bookDune by Frank Herbert. Paperback bookThe Chain by Adrian McKinty. Horror/thriller paperback book
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This is the funniest community note I've ever seen 😂
Screenshot of an idiots threads post. If you hate AI you are racist. A community note below it says No.
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My fav reddit post rn is someone asking what dog breed their new rescue is and the pic is always of the most pitbull looking pitbull that's ever pitbulled.
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SimplyAJ @simplyaj.com · 06/08/2026
Sam and I have been watching Riverdale because I've never seen it. Ya'll.. this show is so outlandishly stupid. Things just HAPPEN with zero context or explanation. Teen drama has never been so funny. Look at this completely normal scene. Stuff like this happens CONSTANTLY:
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 04/08/2026
It is 2006. I am 22. The US is mired in a costly Forever War. A predictable historic market collapse looms. I do not have health insurance. It is 2026. I am 42. The US is mired in a costly Forever War. A predictable historic market collapse looms. I do not have health insurance.
Dr. Manhattan on mars meme
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Naughty Pine?!?!
Alexander Skarsgard as the Wicker husband in Wicker. He's basically a wicker basket.
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Most of the internet sucks rn but this story doesn't. It's wholesome and made me smile! 'Photo evidence! “Victim misses” had become “victim Mrs.”!'
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
*asking AJ if he's seen the Wicker trailer* AJ: Is it a horror movie? Me: ummm no? It's a weird movie? It's got a Skarsgard in it. AJ: OHHHHHH that kind of weird movie
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Naughty Pine?!?!
Alexander Skarsgard as the Wicker husband in Wicker. He's basically a wicker basket.
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
stop paying for AI, I'll tell you lies and make you go insane for $19.99/mo
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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it
A drawing of ET waving at us on the cardboard packaging for a 1980s product called "E.T. Punch Balls"

As this is a repost of a Feb 2023 tweet of mine, found here https://x.com/DemonTomatoDave/status/1623464715077795840?s=19 , I have taken this photo from the No Context E.T. account who posted it there, and who originally I retweeted.
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Sometimes when doing genealogy research you stumble upon stuff that leaves you speechless.
A gravestone marked as follows with a picture of a semi truck above it and a small black dog to the left of it.

SPEARS
LEONARD

MAY 2, 1943 KAZABAZUA, QUEBEC
MAY 3, 2013 OTTAWA, ONTARIO

BORN ON A MOUNTAIN RAISED IN A CAVE, TRUCKIN' AND F___IN'S ALL HE CRAVED
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