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Sam.J

@samwithoutaplan.bsky.social
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Social Media Director SamWithoutAPlanTV@gmail.com Challenge & Speedrunner | Host & Commentator | Horror Junkie | Portland Insomniac | Adopt Don't Shop 🐶 | ☕ ✨ PS Trophy Hunter ✨ Dark Souls ✨ Bloodborne ✨ Elden Ring ✨ Resident Evil ✨ PokemonGO

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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dropped my boyfriend yesterday @simplyaj.com
Wedding photo bride and groom. Groom is holding the bouquet and the bride has her arm resting on his shoulder. Wedding photo with bride and groom standing in front of the St. John's bridge in Portland. Wedding photo with bridge and groom standing in front of the St. John's bridge in Portland. They are looking at each other as the bride has her arm on his shoulder.
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Elizabeth Holmes saying Do It. You Won't.
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A daily occurrence in this house.
AJ sits in a window bench looking at his phone. Myla, a 14 month old grey pitbull sits awkwardly on him and stares out the window
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ed Sheeran in a couple of days
Miranda Sings being a psychopath with a ukulele.
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yeah even you, 9/11
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
HOA HOA HOA HOA HO IS BACK BITCHES!
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Screw the eggs are we not going to talk about the MILK DRAWER?
r/roommateproblems
Roommate stores eggs in milk drawer. 
Photo shows a drawer in the fridge filled with milk and eggs bobbing around in it.
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just listed more books on my Vinted shop! A good mixture of horror, sci-fi and murder mysteries for sale. 🛒 www.vinted.com/member/31633...
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Threads screenshot user elle_two posts "The Grim Reaper is a male instacart shopper."
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I'm not better than a man
Mortal Shell 2 Proxima's big ole booty cheeks.
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm having so much fun 😊
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ahhhhhhh I love this game so much!!
Mortal Shell 2 for PS5 boxart and art cards on a wooden table.
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
MC from Fable 1 kicking a chicken. You can hear the townsfolk screaming Chicken Chaser at him.
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It's Myla's 1st birthday! We celebrated with a swim in the river, playing fetch in the sun, picking out a new stuffy and plenty of cuddles on the couch. 🎂
Grey pitbull puppy with two pink bows on her head.Small grey pitbull wearing a winter jacket.
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
She doesn't know shake but she knows pound it
Puppy doing a fist bump with their human.
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Saw someone say they wish that their dog understood how to untangle himself when the leash goes between the front legs on a walk. Honestly the best thing we taught Myla was Paw. She lifts it up and we move it. Crisis averted. Dog tax
Grey pittie with a soft soccer ball toy in her mouth.
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I've been selling some horror/thriller books, tshirts and vans shoes. Just trying to give books a second chance and keep them out of landfills. ⤵️ www.vinted.com/member/31633...
In The Valley Of The Sun by Andy Davidson. Paperback horror bookThe Last Widow by Karin Slaughter. Hardcover thriller bookDune by Frank Herbert. Paperback bookThe Chain by Adrian McKinty. Horror/thriller paperback book
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This is the funniest community note I've ever seen 😂
Screenshot of an idiots threads post. If you hate AI you are racist. A community note below it says No.
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I can't believe my dad who got out of prison, tried to kill my mom, tried to have my bf killed, wants to build a for profit prison, and runs drugs on the side didn't give me a viable contract for my soda shop! 😡
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Naughty Pine?!?!
Alexander Skarsgard as the Wicker husband in Wicker. He's basically a wicker basket.
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Neither have I
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Going down each shelf at the store looking for a new book
The bent neck lady from The Haunting of Hill House
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
They did not have cookies at the coffee shop today.
Grey pitbull puppy sits sad in the backseat of a car looking sadly out the window.
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
oh?
Forx 12 Oregon reports "Man accused of cutting off his genitals, using them to start a fire, authorities say."
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
So is Mitch McConnell rigor tortoise yet or what?
Upside down turtle
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Lee Cronin never met a shot he couldn't diopter.
Split diopter shot examples from Evil Dead Rise and The Mummy.
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Best scene in the whole movie. Hell yeah BOOMER!
Boomer jumps a car to safety in a fiery tunnel. He looks bad ass.
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
We're watching Independence Day and the scariest part isn't the aliens. It's this wedding ring Will Smith wants to give Vivica Fox.
Ring with an ugly gold dolphin circling a diamond
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
idc what your sign is, I want to know what your investigation style is
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Happy Father's Day to Rupert Giles and Rupert Giles only
Rupert Giles from Buffy in a suit and tie. Rupert Giles from Buffy in a leather jacket. Rupert Giles from Buffy sitting on the staircase in the library. He is holding his glasses. Rupert Giles from Buffy leaning against a stone column.
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Before & After Feel so much more like myself now!!
Past shoulder length brunette hair before getting cut. Chin length side part brunette hair after getting cut. Chin length side part brunette hair after getting cut. Chin length side part brunette hair after getting cut. Profile view. Some of the back is showing.
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Letting A24 and Jason Blum fight over this one
Before going to bed, I send an email to my senator telling him he'll be assassinated in thirteen days. I have trouble getting to sleep, so I stick my finger in my butt and count to fifty.
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"But he got bit by an animal and became that animal."
Betty White as Rose in the Golden Girls sitting in a chair yappin'.
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
My favorite piece of art we have in the upstairs hallway.
Giant cavas art piece on a white wall. It is a picture of Geralt from The Witcher 3 looking at a barn in a field. His horse, Roach, is on the barn roof.
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Took a bit but finally got the Hades 2 platinum trophy. I love this game so much 😭
Trophy achievement page on PS5 shown on a TV.
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
#lastfourwatched I've never seen any of the new Jurassic Park movies before now. Not fantastic. Eternity on AppleTV was cute tho. Wuthering Heights was... Honestly who was I supposed to be rooting for here??
4 movie posters. Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom, Jurassic World, Eternity, and Wuthering Heights
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I think the fuck not
TMNT Leonardo says NO
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I just picked up a square of the iconic PDX airport carpet from the ReStore (Habitat for Humanity) and I have no one to talk to about it! What a ridiculous find. I love it!
A square of the teal PDX airport carpet. There is a geometric pattern.
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
It's 1995. I pull my watermelon flavored Rolly Lip Smackers lip gloss out of my mini backpack and slather it on. My hair gets stuck on my lips immediately. Life is good.
Dark green mini backpack from the 90s. There are brown leather accents.
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Not a day goes by that I don't think about my Gears of War edition Zune. It was beautiful. My ex had broken his zune so he tried to download music onto mine and put a virus on it. It bricked up. Instead of coming clean he hid the zune for months in an old moving box.
Gears of War edition Zune 120gb. Image features the box and the Zune front and back. The classic Gears of War skull logo is shown.
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Just learned about this Mew DS stylus that was released only in Japan in 2005. So now you have to see it too, Dear Scroller.
A Mew pokemon DS stylist with the pen located in an unfortunate area. It's also red.
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Everyday we get closer to RideGRBL
Ingrid from the show Upload talks to her driver. The driver is a squirrel driving a ride share called Ride GRBL. Poster for Ride GRBL from the show Upload. There is a squirrel with a wheel. It reads 100x safer than self driving cars. Approved payment methods carrots, peanuts, apples, lettuce. Getting to your destination doesn't need to be nuts!
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Torchic at 3am
Limmy waking up meme. An image of clay from Pokemon Pokopia is pasted next to his face and it says Make me some bricks.
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Women in STEM
The Tinkmaster from Pokemon Pokopia
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Sorry son. He's not coming home anytime soon.
Mime Jr from Pokemon Pokopia looks at a corkboard with a photo of Mr. Mime in jail on it. Mime JR from Pokemon Pokopia looks at a corkboard with a photo of Mr. Mime in jail on it. Mr. Mime from Pokemon Pokopia in a high security prison. He's laying in his bed all creepy.
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Ladies. We fucking made it.
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
If anyone needs me I'll be in my Greninja onesie.
A person wearing an oversized Pokemon Greninja kigurumi. It looks very comfy. The back view of a person wearing an oversized Pokemon Greninja kigurumi. It's looks very comfy
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Pokemon Pokopia font that says my sleep schedule is ruined.
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Sam.J @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Footage of Girl's Night after two margaritas
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